Ursa Mayor
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani’s mayoral election victory, Rosalia’s new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Trine and Punishment
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue’s new editor. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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The Tell-Tale Chart
Inkblot Astrology
In this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe’s natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate’s own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift’s album release, Greta Thunberg’s power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Twin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the Internet
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In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Total Eclipse of the Chart
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike’s new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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The Pisces Saturn Death Knell
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover our own irl meetup in Maine, Saturn’s Rx back into Pisces, eclipse season, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the Pam Anderson-Liam Neeson fake romance, Christianity, diamonds, conspiracy theories, and Shrek. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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The Life of a Node Girl
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover Kate’s dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor’s new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Orbs, Yods & Miller High Life
Inkblot Astrology
In this episode we cover the first 2 weeks of Virgo Season, the end of Mercury retrograde, more Sun-Pluto anxiety, Venus entering Leo, the Manhattan shooter, the Ghislaine Maxwell meetings, AI bunnies on a trampoline, and Spaghett. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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We're Back and Chronically Online
Inkblot Astrology
WELCOME BACK! It’s been five years since the last episode, and a lot has changed — Jess is now a certified and diploma-holding psychological astrologer with a full-time practice, and there’s a brand new co-host in the mix: archetypal astrologer Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology. In this episode we introduce ourselves and cover Leo Season, Mercury Retrograde, recent major outer planet ingresses, Love Island, Labubu, Dubai chocolate, matcha, and Natalie Portman McRib. Book a Reading: | Support + Subscribe: Newsletters: | Instagram: | Tiktok: |
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Explorer ft. Alex Boxer
Inkblot Astrology
Huge news: I'm now offering natal chart readings! You can book one . Listen for more details, including how you can win a free reading, + a fascinating interview with data scientist , author of A Scheme of Heaven: The History of Astrology and the Search for Our Destiny in Data. Purchase his book . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. / / Astrology contributions at
info_outlineThis week we talk about the Lunar Nodes, the ecliptic, the Russian whale jail, several ninja turtles, + more, plus an Astro Probe with musician and cartoonist Tommy Siegel of bands Jukebox the Ghost and Narc Twain.
This week's advice:
1. A lot of my chart is earth and air but lately I've been crying a lot, why is that?
2. I found out I was the side chick for year so we broke up and have a rocky friendship because of his girlfriend, what should I do?
3. I'm in love with my best friend but I don't think it's mutual, how can I move on?
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