Vore Art Heist / Fifth Base / Horse Potion
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Vore art heist / FOLLOWUP: the vowel /ɶ/ doesn\'t seem to be in English [(near-)open front rounded vowel] / Flies engineered to instinctively fly into mouths (frog type idea) / Quiz: is this a real evil company logo or a fictional one (example: cubic) / Adding a secret fifth base to baseball / bruxisma music / Beverage/potion made entirely of horse supplements/medication / Discourage phone overuse with a small chance of it exploding every time it’s unlocked / Saying "god moaning" to greet people and see if they notice / Cum train
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Vampire Sperm Count / Computer Boobs / Limpotent
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We discuss stupid ideas such as: Automated machine for kicking ass/chewing bubble gum / Vampire doing a sperm count / What if a computer had boobs / Beth’s brand new word, “limponent” / TI: a keyboard that only has ctrl, c, x, and v (from Zack W.) / Plushie with a knife / Omegaverse hormones / Jondom / Playing the San Jose Strut whenever you cum / Making up a new vowel UPDATE: tiny steam engine that charges your phone is real! see youtuber blondihacks. thanks to listener pastry for telling us
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Autofellatio Bot / Gummy Roulette / Cum Fighting Game
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We discuss stupid ideas such as: Listening to every comedy podcast ever to avoid doing the same jokes / Robot that sucks its own dick / Gummy roulette (weed, melatonin, caffeine) / Cum fighting game / Phone you can recharge by shoveling coal into a tiny integrated steam engine
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Sodium Boat / Tech Company Gooner Wrap / Slur Alarm Clock
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We discuss stupid ideas such as: Boat made of elemental sodium / Combined tech company wrap and ahegao gooner wrap / Translating songs to use metric units / Alarm clock that calls you slurs / Alarm clock that injects you with caffeine / Long gaslighting where you subtly fake a Canadian accent / Carbonated cum / Podcast where you have to guess which host is high / Robot leg that kicks you out of bed / Toilet with a steadily hotter seat to discourage sitting for too long / Capsule full of random color dye, for a surprise when pooping later
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Fully Nude Podcasting / Lego Buttplug / Cookie Monster Blowjob
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We discuss ideas such as: fully nude podcasting / keeping a bunch of vinegaroons in order to make salad dressing without ever having to buy vinegar / bdsm club with a dedicated room full of lockers big enough to shove an adult into / lego buttplug / Cookie Monster blowjob / Vertical baths for tall people / Pronouncing headache like hey-a-da-chay / roomba that can climb stairs / robot that puts sunglasses on you when it detects sunlight Music from the first ad: Airport Lounge by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative...
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Gummi Earplugs / Daft Hunk / Robot Earrings
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We discuss ideas such as: gummi earplugs that you can eat after using / literally getting fucked by the stock market / Daft Hunk / Pre-sped-up podcast / 6-sided die that you roll and it says which of the three macronutrients you're not allowed to eat today / tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face / robot earrings that periodically bite u / prepare a full meal using only machines executing gcode
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Caulk Cock / Asbestos Santa / Burger Speedrun
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The very first episode! We discuss ideas such as cock made of caulk / asbestos santa suit / burger speedrun / cooking with household appliances (potato in dryer) / bluetooth audio tongue piercing / sour cream and onion Oreos / Computer that sweats / Porn captchas /
info_outlineThe very first episode! We discuss ideas such as
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cock made of caulk /
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asbestos santa suit /
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burger speedrun /
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cooking with household appliances (potato in dryer) /
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bluetooth audio tongue piercing /
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sour cream and onion Oreos /
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Computer that sweats /
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Porn captchas /