The Courtroom Goes Quiet
Human Meme
Every oath, everywhere, started life as a conditional self-curse. And then, century by century, the curse got amputated. First the punisher went quiet. Then the punishment went silent. What stayed in the witness's mouth was the stump. But nothing that load-bearing just disappears. The punishment clause went looking for a new address. And the law, slowly, took the job over. In fifteen sixty-three, in the fifth year of Elizabeth, Parliament passed a statute whose title you can still read: An Act for the Punishment of such persons as shall procure or commit any willful Perjury. That's the birth...
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The Staircase Was Never There
Human Meme
In 2003, a laboratory asked the plainest question you can put to the night: when dreams draw on waking life, what do they take? Twenty-nine people kept logs for two weeks. The answer came back in two numbers. Two-thirds of everything these sleepers remembered dreaming drew identifiably on the days around it. And a whole day, replayed intact with its time and place still attached, showed up in one or two dreams in a hundred. The day gets in as parts. The day itself almost never arrives whole. And if you want the grimmest proof, it is on the record. After the eleventh of September, 2001, when...
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The Four Words
Human Meme
Here is a game. I am going to spend the next several minutes telling you about a book, and I will not say its name once. The name is four words. Two of them are the same word. If you follow the grammar, by the end of this episode you will say the name yourself, and you will know why it could not have been anything else. If you have listened to this show for a long time, you have heard the four words before: in 2020, and again last June. Today they get a whole episode, unsaid. The game starts on June eighth, 2016. At two thirty-seven that afternoon, a 723-word essay went up on my blog: an...
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Two Paperbacks
Human Meme
A friend of mine once cleared a bookshelf with one sentence. It took him a week to collect. I have spent twenty years understanding that afternoon, and the understanding became a book. Let me tell you the story first. The store was a Mormon bookstore, an independent, living on the trade of the wards around it. My friend belonged to that trade twice over, as a customer and as a lay officer of the church the store served. He worked in technology all week, and on Sundays he presided over a congregation. He was the bishop of his ward. That is an unpaid office, and a heavy one, and it mattered...
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The Stopwatch Moralist
Human Meme
Here is the shape of it. In 1955, American television had no memory. A play aired live, once, and it was gone: no rerun, no archive, no second pressing. Serling wrote a play called Patterns, and the country went so crazy for it that the critic at the New York Times closed his column with ten words that had no mechanism under them: "a repeat performance at an early date should be mandatory." There was no mandatory in 1955. So the network bought the play a second time and performed the identical play live again, because the only instrument the medium owned for showing a thing twice was human...
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Reading the World
Human Meme
The telephone went to speaker at three in the afternoon on a Tuesday in August, and the voice that came out of it belonged to family, calling from a small town in Nebraska where it had been raining for days. The call carried two things at once, the way a plains telephone always has. A death in the family. And a storm inventory, item by item, in the flat voice the plains keep for damage. Trees down across the county. The grain silo wrecked. More than a hundred utility poles broken, thirty-four of them in a row on one county road, snapped at ground level and thrown across into the lines and...
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The Book That Keeps Its Own Account
Human Meme
The Watermark is about a city that computes its poor as calories. And it is about the man who does the computing. His name is Anselm Wenger. He is thirty-one that winter. He is a clerk of the Relief Bureau, the best computer on the fourth floor of the Provident Building. By day he prices the poor in units of food. By night he sings in the cellars of the Quarter, and the Quarter sings back. And in his room over the baker's, he writes down what the tables could not hold. On slips. In a hand smaller than the Bureau's hand. The slips live in a tobacco tin. Two archives, then: the building's and...
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The One-Way Drop
Human Meme
Somewhere in your kitchen there is a glass, and you trust it. You washed it, you shelved it, and if I dropped one bead of ink into it right now, you would never drink from it again. Not after a rinse. Not after ten rinses. One drop, and the glass is ruined in a place no sponge can reach. Hold that feeling. This episode is about the people who turned that feeling into law, and about the one room in the world where the feeling was finally told no. In 1986, in a laboratory at the University of Pennsylvania, a researcher named Paul Rozin dipped a dead cockroach into a glass of apple juice. The...
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No One Dies Lying: Last Words on Trial
Human Meme
Somewhere ahead of you, on a day no calendar has marked yet, someone you love is going to say a final sentence, and you may be the one who hears it. You will lean in. You will carry what they said for the rest of your life. And you will believe it, because nearly everything in you insists that a person at the end of everything has no reason left to lie. The law believes it too. There is a maxim behind that faith, old enough to arrive in Latin: nemo moriturus praesumitur mentiri. No one about to die is presumed to lie. Out of that presumption the courts built one of the strangest doors in the...
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Swimming the Author
Human Meme
At two in the morning, somewhere in this country, a college student is hitting submit on an essay she wrote herself. Every word is hers. By breakfast, a piece of software will hand her professor a percentage saying a machine wrote it. No hearing, no cross-examination, no appeal. Just the number, and the number is confident, and confidence is the whole product. I have spent the past year writing a book about that number. It is called Swimming the Author. It is out now, in paperback and on Kindle, and the title comes from the oldest confidence machine on record. In the seventeenth century, when...
info_outlineSomewhere ahead of you, on a day no calendar has marked yet, someone you love is going to say a final sentence, and you may be the one who hears it. You will lean in. You will carry what they said for the rest of your life. And you will believe it, because nearly everything in you insists that a person at the end of everything has no reason left to lie. The law believes it too. There is a maxim behind that faith, old enough to arrive in Latin: nemo moriturus praesumitur mentiri. No one about to die is presumed to lie. Out of that presumption the courts built one of the strangest doors in the law of evidence, the dying declaration. Hearsay, the secondhand report of what somebody said outside the courtroom, is generally barred at trial. The words of the dying walk through.