Deliver The Profile Episode 341: The Ripper of Regis
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Here it is: the LAST episode EVER of Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders. Don't worry, we've still got like five episodes left to do, but this is chronologically the last one. It has everything: an evil clown, William Forsythe, Russia, ballerinas, an agent shot in the line of duty, and, of course, an "Everything's Okay" dinner. This was a television show that aired during prime time, and we are all lesser for it.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 340: Ten Year Anniversary Show
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Deliver The Profile celebrates its 10th year on the air with "Dorado Falls", a paranoid thriller about an ex-soldier who thinks his family has been replaced by impostors. Also, Morgan makes Prentiss do extra training because he's a dick. Thanks for listening, if you're a longtime fan or if this is your first time.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 339: Take Your Daughter To Work Day
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An episode so not rife with incident Ronnie and Jazz couldn't even squeeze an hour of podcasting out of it. Just because it's the shortest podcast in years does not mean it's without its merits as DTP covers "Target Rich", an episode in which Rossi's long lost daughter comes asking for a favor. Thankfully, the favor is "find a serial killer" and not "be an active father", so Rossi is up to the job. Also, JJ returns from maternity leave, meaning now sometimes a blonde actress spouts exposition in scenes.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 338: Die Simmons
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What if you did Die Hard, decades after we were assaulted with a slate of Die Hard ripoffs, on a network television budget, starring the guy from The Wheel of Time? You get "Ex Parte", a hostage situation made all the more perilous by one of the captives being Simmons' wife. Come for the derivative plotting and stay for the confusing politics. Also, will Simmons get a new cell phone? He will if his freakin' wife has anything to say about it!
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Deliver The Profile Episode 337: The Book of The Day of The Dead
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A witch hunter in Utah tries to kill witches and other sinners in "In The Blood", which is also the opportunity for Garcia to throw a Day of the Dead party. We meet creeps, volunteers at the library, secret drug addicts and finally learn which dead comrades the BAU considers worth celebrating. If you guessed Nikola Tesla and not Blake's dead son, you'd be right.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 336: Hunters of Men (guest: Dr. Daniel Daughhetee)
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A vacation from ourselves as Daniel slots in for Jazz in this episode of Deliver The Profile. "Open Season" is about men hunting other men, including girls. It's an early episode of the second season vintage, so that means Mandy Patinkin is there full assing what Joe Mantegna would later quarter ass. Ronnie and Daniel give the show the lampooning it deserves.
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Deliver The Profile: Kino Korner: The Collector
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Ronnie and Jazz discuss the Josh Stewart (Criminal Minds' own Foghorn Leghorn) starring serial killer thriller The Collector.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 334: Dick-First Storytelling: A S.W.A.T. Special
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It has been almost 100 episodes since we checked in on S.W.A.T., Shemar Moore's post-Criminal Minds show, and we thought it'd be a good time to do so in the afterglow of Criminal Minds Season 18. Vacation for Deliver The Profile involves watching Shawn Ryan's dumbest show bedevil us with incomprehensibly awesome and stupid storytelling. Land mines, someone named Torque Vaughn, a stalking subplot: "Ride or Die" and "Return to Base", the final episodes of the series, have all that and more.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 333: The Shesciple
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It's over! It's finally over...until the next season, that is. "The Disciple" finishes up the Voit's Disciple arc of the show, and boy is it underwhelming. We never expected to be whelmed but Jesus. The boys vent their spleens over the stupid shit in Season 18 and the series generally. It's almost two hours, folks! Strap in and feel the Gs.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 332: CollateR-Word
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The penultimate episode of the season is upon us with the confusingly titled "CollateRal". No, we never learn with the R is upper case. This furthers the gang's investigation into The Disciple, who wants Voit back as a killer and will do anything necessary to accomplish that, including Halloween IIing a hospital. Also: Coffin Kyle returns! It's the year of Aaron Stanford, folks.
info_outlineJazz is back in the saddle to discuss "The Witness", a Season 11 'winner' in which a guy unleashes a sarin gas attack on a Los Angeles bus and framing someone for it. He almost gets away with it too. Listen to Ronnie and Jazz tear apart Criminal Minds' attempt at homaging Arlington Road same DTP time, same DTP channel.