Deliver The Profile Episode 345: Russian Roulette from The Bible
Release Date: 01/15/2026
Deliver The Profile Episode 346: It Ain't Easy Being White
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Criminal Minds covers race relations...or do they? "Fear and Loathing" feints at that but instead is about how men will lure women into being murdered with promises of music stardom. Also, Reid continues to deal with his onset of drug addiction, bringing to mind that season of 24 where Jack was hooked on heroin or The French Connection II. Ronnie and Jazz will make it make sense for you as always.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 345: Russian Roulette from The Bible
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The Deliver The Profile boys are back in 2026 to cover Season 2's "Revelations", which obviously is part 2 to "The Big Game"'s part 1. James Van Der Beek has Reid captive and the kid's having tragic backstory-relevant flashbacks amidst the torture. JJ freaks out on Morgan, Prentiss is a cool cucumber and Hotch definitely doesn't put himself in front of the team. Find out if Reid survives the wrath of JVDB in the latest DTP!
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Deliver The Profile Episode 344: Mockingbird Man
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It's "The Big Game", because for legal reasons CBS cannot call it the Super Bowl. We can though, so fuck it. After the Super Bowl, a couple is murdered for having too many possessions. The culprit is someone named Raphael, meaning either an archangel or a ninja turtle is committing heinous crimes. This episode also shows what the BAU does in a party setting, and it's vaguely pathetic. (Reid does Star Trek trivia!) James Van Der Beek stars, Don Swayze co-stars, and Mandy Patinkin looks at drawings of birds during the Super Bowl. What more could you ask for in the HIGHEST RATED CRIMINAL MINDS IN...
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Deliver The Profile Episode 343: Ben Franklin
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In this episode of Criminal Minds, the BAU goes rat hunting in "Internal Affairs", even though it's a different branch of government and all the conflict about policing your own is lost. Didn't we see The Departed, anyone? This is all part of the Season 11 Dirty Dozen we are obligated to cover it eventually, but we're so darned annoyed by this storyline that we'll only give 100% instead of 110% like usual.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 342: Full Sh*t Boogie
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Criminal Minds, in "Full Tilt Boogie" from Season 13, addresses the opioid epidemic plaguing America's (white) communities the same way it addresses every societal issue in its purview: poorly. Learn what an Mhm is in the latest episode of Deliver The Profile, your stalwart defense against the forces of bad procedural television.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 341: The Ripper of Regis
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Here it is: the LAST episode EVER of Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders. Don't worry, we've still got like five episodes left to do, but this is chronologically the last one. It has everything: an evil clown, William Forsythe, Russia, ballerinas, an agent shot in the line of duty, and, of course, an "Everything's Okay" dinner. This was a television show that aired during prime time, and we are all lesser for it.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 340: Ten Year Anniversary Show
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Deliver The Profile celebrates its 10th year on the air with "Dorado Falls", a paranoid thriller about an ex-soldier who thinks his family has been replaced by impostors. Also, Morgan makes Prentiss do extra training because he's a dick. Thanks for listening, if you're a longtime fan or if this is your first time.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 339: Take Your Daughter To Work Day
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An episode so not rife with incident Ronnie and Jazz couldn't even squeeze an hour of podcasting out of it. Just because it's the shortest podcast in years does not mean it's without its merits as DTP covers "Target Rich", an episode in which Rossi's long lost daughter comes asking for a favor. Thankfully, the favor is "find a serial killer" and not "be an active father", so Rossi is up to the job. Also, JJ returns from maternity leave, meaning now sometimes a blonde actress spouts exposition in scenes.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 338: Die Simmons
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What if you did Die Hard, decades after we were assaulted with a slate of Die Hard ripoffs, on a network television budget, starring the guy from The Wheel of Time? You get "Ex Parte", a hostage situation made all the more perilous by one of the captives being Simmons' wife. Come for the derivative plotting and stay for the confusing politics. Also, will Simmons get a new cell phone? He will if his freakin' wife has anything to say about it!
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Deliver The Profile Episode 337: The Book of The Day of The Dead
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A witch hunter in Utah tries to kill witches and other sinners in "In The Blood", which is also the opportunity for Garcia to throw a Day of the Dead party. We meet creeps, volunteers at the library, secret drug addicts and finally learn which dead comrades the BAU considers worth celebrating. If you guessed Nikola Tesla and not Blake's dead son, you'd be right.
info_outlineThe Deliver The Profile boys are back in 2026 to cover Season 2's "Revelations", which obviously is part 2 to "The Big Game"'s part 1. James Van Der Beek has Reid captive and the kid's having tragic backstory-relevant flashbacks amidst the torture. JJ freaks out on Morgan, Prentiss is a cool cucumber and Hotch definitely doesn't put himself in front of the team. Find out if Reid survives the wrath of JVDB in the latest DTP!