Deliver The Profile Episode 357: Chewing Gum and Talking Crim
Release Date: 05/18/2026
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Ronnie and Jazz subject themselves to the xenophobia and hate hour, Criminal Minds; Beyond Borders! This time, "Cinderella and the Dragon" takes us to Singapore and it's the most inaccurate episode yet. Singporans HATE this one. So do Ronnie and Jazz!
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Keep on Truckin' "Month" keeps on truckin' with "Solitary Man", a story about a man who just wants a mother for his daughter and is willing to abduct and kill to do it. This is an uncharacteristically short episode, please forgive us, but there really isn't that much to say about a guy who reframes his serial murder as fairy tales for his daughter.
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This week Ronnie and Jazz have some sad news about a beloved cast member of Criminal Minds, some sad news about the continued existence of Criminal Minds: Evolution, and some sad news about the episode "Compromising Positions", mainly that it sucks. It's about swingers and for that reason numbers among the grossest of Criminal Minds episodes. It's about swingers and for that reason numbers among the grossest of Criminal Minds episodes.
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Ronnie and Jazz deal with truckers, truck stops and the way of the road in "The Bond", a show about a serial killer who lives to please his mother. Don't think it's too much like Psycho; it's not because Psycho is great and this sucks. Starring Bullseye from the Daredevil show and Veronica Cartwright, "The Bond" asks the pivotal question: would you kill your girlfriend if your mom said so? The answer will not surprise you.
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Here's your fucking slop about slop. Enjoy it.
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As a vacation from ourselves, the boys at Deliver The Profile dispense with Criminal Minds for the week in favor of an episode of S.W.A.T., the CBS procedural starring Criminal Minds muscle man Shemar Moore. "Never Again" has the team trying to foil jewel heists with a twist that you will not see coming unless you've been huffing the same freon the writers room has. Also, Chris the bisexual S.W.A.T.ter is offered a spot in a poly relationship. Remember: every S.W.A.T. is the most insane episode of S.W.A.T.
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In "Demons", Season 9 comes to a close and so does Jeanne Tripplehorn's character. The Bible Pimp is getting away, Reid has been shot, a conspiracy is afoot. Who is the unsub, really? Find all that and more in this episode of Deliver The Profile, delivered directly to you, the listener.
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The show celebrates its 350th episode in style with "Angels", a Season 9 two-parter that closes that season. Who is the culprit behind these prostitute murders? Is it a fake preacher or some real sheriff's deputies? Perhaps it could be both. The boys try to reason their way through what is some pretty egregious nonsense.
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How do you make a sexual slavery Ariel Castro story compelling and, uh, not gross? You hire Daniel Roebuck and remind Ronnie and Jazz of that time he portrayed Jay Leno in The Late Shift. "Hostage" is basically what would happen if instead of holding late night television hostage Leno did it to three girls. Ronnie kept kicking this one down the schedule but Criminal Minds should've just led with "unsub Jay Leno".
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Criminal Minds throws us a curveball with "The Edge of Winter", a format bender that mostly takes place in flashbacks. That doesn't make the episode good, of course, just different. Morgan and the gang try to prep a witness for an upcoming court case; already this is an outlier because in 85% of cases the team just shoots the unsub before anyone can go to trial. Does the witness know more than she's saying? Look, this show isn't difficult to predict. This show delivers the twist in the narrative like it does everything else: poorly. Join Ronnie and Jazz as they embark on, I guess, Sexual...
info_outlineRonnie and Jazz subject themselves to the xenophobia and hate hour, Criminal Minds; Beyond Borders! This time, "Cinderella and the Dragon" takes us to Singapore and it's the most inaccurate episode yet. Singporans HATE this one. So do Ronnie and Jazz!