#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore
Release Date: 01/17/2025
Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban
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The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/b and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments MAREK HEALTH - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22,...
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We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit
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Influencers are everywhere, Katy Perry visits lower orbit, and adults on reddit pretend to be infants. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to for big savings! VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26,...
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WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE
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Ryan does the research to find out if cranking ones hog lowers T, a rundown of recession indicators in light of Tariffs, and livestreamers getting locked up abroad. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San...
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We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes
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Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE...
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800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez
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Democratic Party Influencer Harry Sisson in hot water for requesting n00dz on snapchat, inside the strange world of PLUS sized fetish models, and Trump introduces self-deportation app for illegal immigrants SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off Meundies - go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan...
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Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle
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Bald men are being hunted for the gold inside their skulls in Mozambique, Endeavor Air strikes again! And Ryan’s old Bodega guy is a SNITCH! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to for big savings! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March...
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Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'
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Most humans are bisexual - claims scientist, the fellas dive into the Gabby Petito documentary, and Starbucks ex-employee claims he was harassed for being straight! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge - Go to to get 40% off VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping for orders over $75 MANDO - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt...
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TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY
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Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump’s state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, and the recent Zelensky drama at the White House. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to for big savings! Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March...
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Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit w/ Sam Tallent
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Stand up Comedian Sam Tallent joins the boys in Vancouver to discuss Musk’s Jim Carrey-centric DMs, going to Jazz clubs, and Travel hacks for people who don’t like traveling. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to for big savings! Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March...
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Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism
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Jewish Florida Man attempts to murder a pair of “Palestinians,” Germany is going full nanny-state, and Endeavor Airlines prefers female pilots, what could go wrong? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order Birddogs - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for a free hat SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR:...
info_outlineCALFORNIA IS ON FIRE, Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them, America is China Now, Danny’s is a Crypto God, Migrants Box in a French Theatre, and the REAL reason Tik Tok is shutting down
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00:00 - Branding is more important than ever
01:50 - Intro
02:15 - What a week!
02:25 - Hugh Jackman is divorcing his wife
06:29 - Danny already got banned from Rednote
11:55 - T**** Square
17:15 - The real reason tik tok’s shutting down
22:11 - Danny’s Crypto Adventure
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32:59 - Moonboy Danny’s story cont’d
40:58 - They gayed up Alexander the Great
42:51 - Prison shows / Guy Jail vs. Girl Jail
47:50 - The LA fires
50:50 - Julia Robert’s stance on looting has changed
57:45 - Will Smith
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1:00:41 - Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them
1:14:05 - Bill Burr on Kimmel
1:16:25 - Newsom a reptoid?
1:19:26 - Firefighter faux pas
1:21:31 - Prison labor
1:25:59 - Private firefighters
1:29:37 - Goon cave subreddit
1:32:47 - New Slang
1:39:18 - The Cool Tech CEOs
1:46:08 - Bannon tees off on Elon
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