#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore
Release Date: 01/17/2025
WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO!
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Diddy gets off pun intended, a section of the population is not happy at Rebecca Lobo’s WNBA commentary, and a deep dive into femboy reddit SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs FACTOR - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct...
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Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits
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Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral primary, the latest out of the Iran situation, and people protest Bezo’s wedding for the wrong reasons SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Open Phone - Go to to get 20% off your first 6 months Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments HUEL - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 15% off Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan...
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Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(
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War with Iran pops off, Will Smith proves he’s not gay with latest banger, and the creepiest school bus driver you’ve ever seen. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs True Classic - Go to for big savings! SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28,...
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IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON
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Top videos to come out of the LA riots so far, Gavin Newsom vs. Trump, and Greta Thunberg’s heroic flotilla mission ends in capture. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off PXG - Go to for 20% off your entire order MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this...
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EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men
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EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon vs. Trump, Corporations are rolling back on Pride spending, and Democrats dump tons of cash into finding out why they can’t connect with men. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22,...
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Jordan Peterson Refuses to Answer Gay 'Would you Rather,’ Brigitte Macron & Tim Dillon vs CNN
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Tim Dillon’s unedited CNN interview goes viral, Emmanuel Macron is a battered man, and Jordan Peterson gets squirrelly when asked the tough questions. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! The Wellness Center - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for $60 off and free shipping Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off at checkout! SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on...
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Diddy’s Male Escort ‘The Punisher’ Testifies Against Him & An Illegal Immigrant Reality TV Show
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The boys dive deep into the P Diddy trial, a botched prison escape in New Orleans, and a new reality show that’s a real-life hunger games. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to for big savings! HUEL - Get Huel today at with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% off & a FREE gift Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept...
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Insane Woman Claims She’s a Christian Dominatrix - The Diddy Trial & The Pope’s Based Brother
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The Pope’s brother is a MAGA Patriot Memelord, A woman pegs men in the name of the lord, and AI Platforms can’t give a clear answer about the Diddy trial. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Ridgewallet - Go to for up to 40% off AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28,...
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How to Make $700K by Saying the N Word, Hired Protestors & Elon Musk's New City
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Lady calls child a slur and receives THOUSANDS on donation site, Elon Musk has a new town, and why Protein is MAGA-Coded. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27,...
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Bill Belichick's Golddigger Girlfriend Needs to be Stopped! Fake Lesbians & Canadian Elections
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Liberal candidate Mark Carney wins the Canadian election, Bill Belichick is whipped by his 20-something girlfriend, and JoJo Siwa flips the script SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept...
info_outlineCALFORNIA IS ON FIRE, Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them, America is China Now, Danny’s is a Crypto God, Migrants Box in a French Theatre, and the REAL reason Tik Tok is shutting down
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00:00 - Branding is more important than ever
01:50 - Intro
02:15 - What a week!
02:25 - Hugh Jackman is divorcing his wife
06:29 - Danny already got banned from Rednote
11:55 - T**** Square
17:15 - The real reason tik tok’s shutting down
22:11 - Danny’s Crypto Adventure
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32:59 - Moonboy Danny’s story cont’d
40:58 - They gayed up Alexander the Great
42:51 - Prison shows / Guy Jail vs. Girl Jail
47:50 - The LA fires
50:50 - Julia Robert’s stance on looting has changed
57:45 - Will Smith
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1:00:41 - Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them
1:14:05 - Bill Burr on Kimmel
1:16:25 - Newsom a reptoid?
1:19:26 - Firefighter faux pas
1:21:31 - Prison labor
1:25:59 - Private firefighters
1:29:37 - Goon cave subreddit
1:32:47 - New Slang
1:39:18 - The Cool Tech CEOs
1:46:08 - Bannon tees off on Elon
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