800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez
Release Date: 03/28/2025
Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked
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Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan meeting their end won’t stop activists from complaining about them online, Pedro Pascal has a scientific reason for feeling up hot chicks, and the Tea app promises to make dating even worse. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ...
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We Solve the WNBA's Money Problems, Netenyahu's Hilarious Podcast Tour & Colbert Gets Fired
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The boys come up with clever ways to solve the WNBA’s financial issues, Bibi Netanyahu goes on a podcast tour, and PBS & Colbert are getting canned SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! OpenPhone - Go to to get 20% off your first 6 months Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: ...
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Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video
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Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video Grok and Elmo begin noticing, Trump has his hands full with Epstein case fallout, and the Taliban want to show you a real good time. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26,...
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P Diddy's Male Escort Tells Us How to Stay Hard While Diddy is Yelling at You
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The Punisher (Sharay Hayes) joins the boys in studio to discuss the Diddy Trial, Masculinity, and the secrets of Women men don’t know about SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go...
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WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO!
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Diddy gets off pun intended, a section of the population is not happy at Rebecca Lobo’s WNBA commentary, and a deep dive into femboy reddit SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs FACTOR - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct...
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Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits
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Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral primary, the latest out of the Iran situation, and people protest Bezo’s wedding for the wrong reasons SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Open Phone - Go to to get 20% off your first 6 months Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments HUEL - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 15% off Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan...
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Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(
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War with Iran pops off, Will Smith proves he’s not gay with latest banger, and the creepiest school bus driver you’ve ever seen. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs True Classic - Go to for big savings! SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28,...
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IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON
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Top videos to come out of the LA riots so far, Gavin Newsom vs. Trump, and Greta Thunberg’s heroic flotilla mission ends in capture. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off PXG - Go to for 20% off your entire order MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this...
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EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men
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EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon vs. Trump, Corporations are rolling back on Pride spending, and Democrats dump tons of cash into finding out why they can’t connect with men. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22,...
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Jordan Peterson Refuses to Answer Gay 'Would you Rather,’ Brigitte Macron & Tim Dillon vs CNN
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Tim Dillon’s unedited CNN interview goes viral, Emmanuel Macron is a battered man, and Jordan Peterson gets squirrelly when asked the tough questions. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! The Wellness Center - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for $60 off and free shipping Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off at checkout! SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on...
info_outlineDemocratic Party Influencer Harry Sisson in hot water for requesting n00dz on snapchat, inside the strange world of PLUS sized fetish models, and Trump introduces self-deportation app for illegal immigrants
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00:00 - Tiger Wood’s new Gal
01:00 - Intro
01:28 - Electrocution software / back from LA
06:56 - Hustler interaction
09:28 - Bernie Sanders
13:40 - AI Down syndrome cam girls?
16:43 - Harry Sisson
35:55 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off
38:01 - Indiana teacher forced minors to have group s*x while wearing Scream masks
44:31 - Woman strangled during conjugal visit
47:03 - Alec Baldwin’s bad new show
52:08 - Ryan and Danny argue with an AI girlfriend
1:00:36 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
1:01:08 - JFK and Epstein drops were underwhelming
1:06:17 - Trump’s bad portrait
1:10:15 - Tiger Woods
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1:16:38 - Self-deportation app for illegal immigrants?
1:22:16 - Woman attempts to “decolonize” her love life by not dating white men
1:35:49 - British Muslim land acknowledgements?
1:36:39 - Meghan Trainor and Ozempic
1:38:35 - 800 lb fetish model pretends to eat people
1:49:58 - Wrap-up