504: Here Come the Submarines!
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Zoomed last week, second episode in the session bad notes disclaimer! The Notes: Happy Birthday, Will! It’s Will’s birthday, here come the submarines! Bear dick corner! Canonically, that’s Paddington in the Revenant! Will is shocked to learn Paddington has done time! The only panacea to the prison industrial complex is Paddington! Felony pop-up book theft is no joke! The Soviet socialist undertones of Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’! That midnight train isn’t going anywhere, it’s going to a Siberian labor camp! The Ballad of Ronald Reagan’s head! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love...
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503: The Dwarves Know Us as Deucedoublin
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The Notes: Will’s mom is stalking him, but the police refuse to act! The dwarves know us as Deucedoublin! If you don’t hashtag, Nelson will die! The Peter Pan performance where nobody clapped! Tinkerbell on the Challenger! This was your fault, kids, not NASA! We did it, we solved racism! Diff’rent Strokes to Obama to us! Judy Blume’s snake cult! Ramona Quimby was one of the Manson women! Why you so stingy with the fudge, Scholastic Book Fair!? Fudge truths! Know your fudge dealer, kids! Kid cocaine! 9 is the perfect age for starting Breaking Bad! That O. Henry does it again! Contact...
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502: Tiny Motorcycle Import/Export
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Father’s Day zoom! Happy day, Dads! The Notes: Nelson’s cat is learning! Will has a new theory! Even for Topeka, that would be wild! Will’s trying too hard to prove time travel! Tiny motorcycle salesman or tiny motorcycle salesman!? Nelson has several red lines re: public bathroom sexuality! Air Bud time travel clearly exists (there’s no rule that says a dog can’t travel through time)! Does Sarah Mathews own an iron!? What, I’m not Iron Bud! Nelson is not a golden retriever! FOIA LPD about that time traveling dog! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected]...
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500: Bag of Heads! Live!
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Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, from the upstairs at Sinkers Lounge & Blade and Timber in Lawrence, Kansas! With a cavalcade of guests: Jason Keezer, Chelsea, Jacqueline Grunau, Librarian Lauren, Loren Saunders (we got double Laorens!), Shawn Franklin, Brian Moss, David, and Jeanne Averill! The Notes: Happy Pride! Jaq is working the bar! Jason Keezer’s 30-year Christmas break! Will’s secret files! Therapy + Shampoo! The tiger is for business, the marmot is for pleasure! Inside-out umbrella (not a sex thing)! Lawrence: More Than Prisons! Sassy Sasquatch Revelations! I Grew...
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501: Walt Disney’s Secret Bird Police
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Doing an early morning zoom on Nelson’s Birthday! The Notes: Nelson takes the opportunity to back Will up! You’re not crazy, episode 501 came out before 500, which is recording live this Saturday night and will be out next Sunday! Happy birthday Nelson! Will woke up grumpy! Will’s dream of a grumpy old man on the bus talking crazy! The eternal battle between face cannibalism and violins! Will is Team Violin #NotMyFace! Double-Reverse Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy! We’re equal opportunity educators: kids, adults, and aliens from the far-flung future! We haven’t always told the...
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499: The E Makes it Pude
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Silly, in-person, post-D&D session recording! The Notes ain’t great, but they remain The Notes: 8 days of Deuce! The live show and the episode number do-si-do (Episode 501 will drop next week with the Live 500 in 2 weeks, back to the regular schedule after that)! Our future Live Episode 525 will also be Will’s album release party! Will accidentally goes to a Porky’s! What would Will go to hell for!? New Oreo dropped! Nelson prefers the meat of the dairy, the cheese, rather than the blood of the dairy, the milk! The Germans and their schnapps! #DDNotaWarCriminal! It’s Pude...
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498: Weird Science, Nay, Mad Science!
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Sunday night zooming, baby, here to fight them scaries and make your Mondays shine! The Notes: See us live in 2 weeks on Saturday, June 7th, 8pm at Blade & Timber in Lawrence, KS! Lots of stuff to do in June including both our birthdays! See us in Massholes 2 weeks later, Saturday, June 20th, 8pm, at Maceli’s in Lawrence, KS! Nelson & Keezer are the Lincoln and Douglas of local comedy politics! Keezer is the Lincoln of America’s Heart, while Nelson is the Lincoln of America’s Balls! Bustin’ made Lincoln feel good! The Ghostbusters are like the Avengers! Will needs to pull...
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497: Home of the Miraculous Horse-Wash!
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Sunday night post-nap zoom, shout out to the Moms! The Notes: Live show coming, tiny schedule shift, Saturday June 7th at the Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Why does your underage protagonist have to flash ween at an underage ghost to move your plot forward!? The moaning is the problem! The animal nudity spectrum! Wearing Megadeth jams at the Hoe-down! I don’t got a horse license! Doc Brown missed out on a fortune! Welcome to Hill Valley, Home of the Miraculous Horse-Wash! Question one, why is the pickle stinky!? Ears perking and soft whispers is step one in the ad game! Being able to...
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496: Putting Things in People's Mouths
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Sunday afternoon Zoomies! The Notes: Live Show coming! Nelson is really good at putting things in people’s mouths! Even this expert is stumped! Chyron talk! Charon, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the underworld [editor’s note: yes, we accidentally confused Charon and Cerberus, oops]! Karen, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the suburbs! You only see one head, but you can hear all three! Nelson’s 2 Cardinal Rules for Putting Things in People’s Mouths! The ‘ol putting stuff in people’s mouths game! Speaking of putting things in people’s mouths! The Bayeux Tapestry, and the dicks...
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495: Cocaine Robots
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Second live recording in a row, the one after the 4/20 episode, and Nelson was really stoned and took super bad notes. So, honestly, here’s all we got. The Notes: Crackin’ a fresh one! Cobbler Talk! Robots rights are workers rights! Instead of helping you play NES, he helps you do lines! Myrtle Beach, baby! That’s all, baby! I wanted to try to listen and get you more, but I had some computer trouble that delayed my editing and cut short my time. I barely got the patreon posts in this weekend. Still, those notes ain’t too bad. Also, here’s the info for the next Live Show! See us live!...
info_outlineSaturday evening zoom sesh! The Notes: 5 Things you want from your juice! We only meet 50% of your juice needs! Nelson can market the shit out of some juice! Hit us up, Big Juice! Get ready, we’ll be announcing our big 500th episode live show SOON! We can’t help you with time! Will knows a lot about time! Radioactive time! Will accuses Nelson of having flies in his eyes! We get middle-aged white guy for minute and talk about World War 2! [editor’s note: at this point, Will’s internet gets a little shady and interrupts the recording a couple times. I think we handled it, but if things get a little weird that’s why] What Are We Watching Corner! Will saw Mickey 17! Nelson saw Sonic the Hedgehog 3! We both saw Zero Day and American Primeval! Once again, we do this for the kids! Better get out of here before the internet does it for us! Time Turkey outro! Will is the time turkey (gobble g’joob)!
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