530: Big in Nigeria (Deucey New Year!)
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The Notes: Will is getting down with the sickness! Disease: The Movie! Monkeys where there shouldn’t be monkeys! Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep! #169 in Nigeria (nice)! Nelson’s seminar on traveling back in time! Not enough time travelers prep their pop culture analogies! It’s a real Time Cop meets Harry and the Hendersons situation! Time travelers and the people in the past they’ve come to save/kill/impregnate, etc. need to realize the situation requires a lot of give and take (and I don’t just mean the impregnating *wink*)! No French-Canadians in a dystopia! Happy...
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529: Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce!
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So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she’s worth the wait! We’re here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we’re ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a speed-dial scientist! Are you a scientist and do you want to be OUR scientist!? Will’s the bad cop this episode! Dot-matrix printers are the platonic ideal of Geordi no to the utility vs Geordi...
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528: Twilight Squeakers
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The Notes: Will’s musical endeavors have evolved yet again! “We like this one,” say wife and son! The gap, and the minding of it! In America, the gap minds you! Space age 70’s technology! Nelson is the one without hope this time! AIDS is back and better than ever! Middle class Bob Cratchit! Sports Corner! Are you ready for some football (talk)!? Barring executive level bribery, Will’s team has been eliminated! Less knees, mo problems! Get yourself one of those white lady knees! Will is gonna forget about you, Simple Minds! Is it really kidnapping if you only take them out for ice...
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527: Quarter-Kravitzing
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527: Quarter-Kravitzing The Notes: We’re here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was a Bad Santa! Will’s hubris drove him to try Rikering a couch! Only Picard’s office had a high-back chair. Legs go in front of the chair, not over the top, William! Jaunty but sexual! Droids vs sexbots, sexual-style! Men would fuck it! Ladies love that Santa ass! It was only a...
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526: Friendsgiving 2: Throwin' Rolls!
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The Notes: It was the second recording in person and in a row, so these notes are not good! We were still celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday, though, and still have guests! Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, Ed Parker, and Ollie! Here’s those bad notes: The silence! Simon & Garfunkel & salad! Top law dog! The old judicial switcheroo! Gideon’s Trumpet 2: Double Jeopardy! The trombone did it! Voyage of the Mimi! Ed & Skye explain Thanksgiving! Roll talk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky:...
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525: The Pound-Round, a Friendsgiving Episode
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The Notes: Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, and Ed Parker are here to ring in the holiday week! Vow of silence! Voices carry! The talk police! Talking jingoism blues! The upside is you get Thanksgiving! Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks! Skeletor with AIDS! The oldest fucker here! Navy, the party military branch! Our long war against scurvy! The funnest guy running the reactor! The podcast special relationship! Pounding us up! The listening issue! Marketing genius! Heely bowling! Whoopsie! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod...
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524: Implied Touche
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The Notes: Mouths vs ears! This podcast is not for eating! Favorite German! Mad King vs Kramer vs Kramer! The impenetrable text that is Superman 3! Will’s book is out now and available at The Raven! Nelson’s keeping his brain high and tight! The touche was implied! This doorknob isn’t hot from fire, it’s hot from masturbation! The New Coke of eugenics! Is long division still a thing!? That way lies Hitler! Those magical, masturbating Hardy Boys! Release the masturbation cut, Penguin Random House! Dynamite, clean blood, swords, unedited erotica, you name it! This one’s for the Craigs!...
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523: I’m a Lonely Cabbage
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The Notes: Nelson’s mic is a traitor! Little Guy Button vs Big Guy Button! Will is skipping the life tutorial! Where school does and doesn’t fail us! Nelson has nothing personal against Mrs. Dalloway! Hamster coma! Keeping up with the sandwiches! Potatoes and grain in a Predator-style, flexing hand-clasp! Teachers, bookmark this episode! No respect for cabbage! Will is a cabbage apologist! Cabbage v Lettuce: Dawn of Ruffage! Real self-worth comes from within, not from without, cabbage and/or Will! Q&A for Will’s book, Day After the Waste Land, this Tuesday night, 7pm at the Raven!...
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522: Legal Porridge
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Post football zoomies. The Notes: Will’s wife, Jaq, is a known fibber! Who wants to marry us!? Negotiations are open for Will’s hand! More jousting, please! No time to joust, Doctor Jones! The fine print of getting the grail out of that cave! Billy Mills! What we’re watching, kind of! Beats and vibes! 90’s – 00’s disaster movies! What if everything was on fire!? Can you handle it, grandpa!? Go to Will’s book party this Tuesday at Maceli’s at 7pm! What if it never gets better than this!? Coming from your phones and/or moms! Your dad, who was killed by robots!...
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521: Emulating the European Penis (The German Episode)
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The Notes: It’s an ear podcast! Heraldry! Them Weapons is streaming! You’re getting 2 bad cops! Metaphorical cops! Lawrence is a lot like the movie Backdraft! Kurt Russell is our fire department now! Firefighters are the cool cousins of cops! Will’s Top 5 Things to Make You Prettier! Emulating the European penis! That’s why Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks and was a huge dick! The German Episode! The regrettable Hasselhoff era! Efficiency! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall! Secret hotness judges! Our Top 5 Lists are a bargain with 2 bonus things! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email:...
info_outlineThe Notes: It may be too late to go out, but not to podcast (we’re old)! Will’s Lawrence Wasteland poem book with illustrations by Kent Smith is out this fall is coming soon! The perfect holiday gift for Lawrence lovers! Nelson uses his powers for good! Will accuses Nelson’s net of excess width! Library of Congress! Bottoms Update! Our Bottoms Expert, Loren Saunders, shared valuable intel and we share it with you! Battle for the Bottoms! Black Nasty should be in the Kansas Music Hall of Fame! Will’s lack of Black Nasty knowledge, as a proud son of Kansas, is outright criminal! The opposite of Showtime at the Apollo! Brunch at the Apollo! Auman pulled a Kramer (not racism)! Don’t be racist, and subscribe to our podcast, in that order! Our guide for a hypothetical racist listener of our podcast to use their local library to become less racist! Popeye’s addict friend! Will’s swimmin’ in burgers! Loren v Wimpy: Burger Battle for the Bottoms!
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