Sponsored by Cold Garden Brewery’s Ranch Water, this jam-packed episode is your gloriously weird Canadian travel guide! From racing in hollowed-out pumpkins to sipping whiskey with a severed toe, Dropbear and Panda dig into the most bonkers festivals coast-to-coast.
🍁 In This Episode:
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🧊 International Hair Freezing Contest (Whitehorse, YT) – Where frosty follicles become fine art
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🐾 Wienerfest (London, ON) – A dachshund-themed day of races, costumes, and total canine chaos
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🖖 Spock Days (Vulcan, AB) – Star Trek nerdvana with pancakes and parades
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🎸 Penticton Elvis Festival (Penticton, BC) – The King's spirit lives on, officially endorsed by the Elvis Foundation
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🛁 Nanaimo Bathtub Races (Nanaimo, BC) – Souped-up tubs take on a 58 km ocean race. Yes, really.
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🧔 Yukon Rendezvous (Whitehorse, YT) – Chainsaw chucking, beard growing, and feminist leg hair pride
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🚽 Lumby Outhouse Races (Lumby, BC) – Decorated latrines on skis. Golden plunger prize included.
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🎿 Banff Slush Cup (Banff, AB) – Banana hammocks + pond skimming + cold slush = Mayhem
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🏃♂️ The Canadian Death Race (Grande Cache, AB) – 125 km of mountain madness and bears (actual bears)
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⛄ Carnaval de Québec (Québec City, QC) – Snow palaces, Bonhomme, and Caribou (the drink, not the animal)
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🐱 Calgary Cat Festival & Market (Calgary, AB) – Featuring Panda and her poetry book “An Ode to Myself”!
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🥃 Sourtoe Cocktail (Dawson City, YT) – Whiskey garnished with a real human toe (gulp)
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🎃 Pumpkin Regatta (Shelburne, NS) – Hollow out a pumpkin, paddle it like a kayak. Sink or gourd.
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🍟 La Poutine Week (nationwide) – Fries, curds, gravy, and every wild topping imaginable
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❄️ Snowking’s Winter Festival (Yellowknife, NT) – Full-blown castle made of snow + concerts, DJs, comedy
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🌲 Akadi Lumina (Bouctouche, NB) – A psychedelic, heartwarming night walk telling Acadian stories
📚 Shameless Self-Promo:
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Panda’s poetry book “An Ode to Myself” is available at jennifermaclean.ca
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Dropbear’s branding book “Brandjitsu” is available at brandjitsu.com
🥂 Thanks to Our Sponsor:
Cold Garden Brewery – Serving up dog-friendly patios and dangerously delicious Ranch Water.
🎧 Listen now and let us be your batshit travel agents across Canada!