Beaver Advice Hotline
Pointless Global News
On today’s show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O’hare airport. Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting.
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Booty Wash
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On today’s festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next, there’s a new body wash made just to clean your anus.
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Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer's
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On today’s show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's. Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie. Next, if you can write poetry, AI can help you build a nuclear bomb.
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Ol' Golden Balls Is Back!
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On today’s show Ol’ Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas! Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for Christmas! Next, meet Kumma, the freaky talking A.I. teddy bear.
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Feet Meat Tacos For Brunch
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On today’s show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos. Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes. Next, we’ll meet the man who did a different kind of challenge, stuffing matches into his nose.
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Turning A Porta-potty Into A Thrill Ride!
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On today’s show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty. Then, I’ll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving. Next, I’ll tell you about a flight from hell and it had nothing to do with the current slowdown at airports in the U.S.
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Full Bodied Coffee From The Butt Of A Weasel
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On today’s show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go. Then, there’s a new mayor in a Canadian town and it’s a cat. Next, I’ll tell you about some very expensive coffee that comes from the butt of a weasel.
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Anal Breathing Can Save A Life
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On today’s show, it’s official, science confirms it’s ok to breathe through your butt. Then, get ready to have nano-bots crawling up your nose to relieve sinus issues. Next, I’ll tell you about Norbert the skateboarding pig and the record he broke! (and of course, Lilibet frowns upon this.)
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Dog Poop Box And A Mailbox Look The Same
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On today’s show, an old man mistakes a dog poop box for a mailbox. Then, navigating Venice with Google Maps can be a soggy experience. Next, I’ll tell you a story about a crime fighting pig.
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Warning! Gas Station Microwave Ovens Have Backstories
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On today’s show, a Florida man goes door-to-door picking fights. Next, you may never want to use a gas station microwave oven again. Finally, a new and creative place to carry your thermos that will shock you!
info_outlineOn today’s show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets.
Then, I’ll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms.
Finally, a loosely related story from the modern day Roman Empire known as Florida.