A Deadly Gay Manatee Tryst
Pointless Global News
On today’s show, a male manatee dies after having sex with his brother. Then, hundreds of pet rats in New York are now homeless and looking for their forever home. Next, the head of a Florida toilet cartel is caught and he’s now flushed with guilt.
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Racing Garbage Cans
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On today’s show, we’ll start with 3 really pointlessly stupid warning labels. Then, a local inventor breaks the speed record for driving in a garbage can. Next, a doctor shares what really goes on when you’re knocked out during a colonoscopy and yes, it’s nasty like poop poo. Also, an apology for not doing a podcast last week......because we now live in a pointlessly unfunny world. In other words, I had nothing last week.
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Sex Toys For Soldiers
Pointless Global News
On today’s show, the U.S. Department of War battles a Toronto sex shop. Then, a robot sues for damage after getting beaten up on TV. Next, it’s our first Florida Man story of the new year and of course, it’s hilarious.
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Beaver Advice Hotline
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On today’s show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O’hare airport. Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting.
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Booty Wash
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On today’s festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next, there’s a new body wash made just to clean your anus.
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Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer's
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On today’s show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's. Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie. Next, if you can write poetry, AI can help you build a nuclear bomb.
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Ol' Golden Balls Is Back!
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On today’s show Ol’ Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas! Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for Christmas! Next, meet Kumma, the freaky talking A.I. teddy bear.
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Feet Meat Tacos For Brunch
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On today’s show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos. Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes. Next, we’ll meet the man who did a different kind of challenge, stuffing matches into his nose.
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Turning A Porta-potty Into A Thrill Ride!
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On today’s show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty. Then, I’ll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving. Next, I’ll tell you about a flight from hell and it had nothing to do with the current slowdown at airports in the U.S.
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Full Bodied Coffee From The Butt Of A Weasel
Pointless Global News
On today’s show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go. Then, there’s a new mayor in a Canadian town and it’s a cat. Next, I’ll tell you about some very expensive coffee that comes from the butt of a weasel.
info_outlineOn today’s festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it.
Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet.
Next, there’s a new body wash made just to clean your anus.