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Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.

Beaver Advice Hotline 12/31/2025

Beaver Advice Hotline On today’s show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O’hare airport. Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/39573465

Booty Wash 12/24/2025

Booty Wash On today’s festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next, there’s a new body wash made just to clean your anus. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/39530795

Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer's 12/10/2025

Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer's On today’s show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's. Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie. Next, if you can write poetry, AI can help you build a nuclear bomb. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/39351990

Ol' Golden Balls Is Back! 12/03/2025

Ol' Golden Balls Is Back! On today’s show Ol’ Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas! Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for Christmas! Next, meet Kumma, the freaky talking A.I. teddy bear. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/39248110

Feet Meat Tacos For Brunch 11/20/2025

Feet Meat Tacos For Brunch On today’s show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos. Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes. Next, we’ll meet the man who did a different kind of challenge, stuffing matches into his nose. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/39106515

Turning A Porta-potty Into A Thrill Ride! 11/12/2025

Turning A Porta-potty Into A Thrill Ride! On today’s show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty. Then, I’ll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving. Next, I’ll tell you about a flight from hell and it had nothing to do with the current slowdown at airports in the U.S. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/39005015

Full Bodied Coffee From The Butt Of A Weasel 11/05/2025

Full Bodied Coffee From The Butt Of A Weasel On today’s show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go. Then, there’s a new mayor in a Canadian town and it’s a cat. Next, I’ll tell you about some very expensive coffee that comes from the butt of a weasel. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38920675

Anal Breathing Can Save A Life 10/29/2025

Anal Breathing Can Save A Life On today’s show, it’s official, science confirms it’s ok to breathe through your butt. Then, get ready to have nano-bots crawling up your nose to relieve sinus issues. Next, I’ll tell you about Norbert the skateboarding pig and the record he broke! (and of course, Lilibet frowns upon this.) /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38820065

Dog Poop Box And A Mailbox Look The Same 10/22/2025

Dog Poop Box And A Mailbox Look The Same On today’s show, an old man mistakes a dog poop box for a mailbox. Then, navigating Venice with Google Maps can be a soggy experience. Next, I’ll tell you a story about a crime fighting pig. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38738245

Warning! Gas Station Microwave Ovens Have Backstories 10/15/2025

Warning! Gas Station Microwave Ovens Have Backstories On today’s show, a Florida man goes door-to-door picking fights. Next, you may never want to use a gas station microwave oven again. Finally, a new and creative place to carry your thermos that will shock you! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38588595

Florida Man Gets Even With a Possum 10/08/2025

Florida Man Gets Even With a Possum On today’s show, a Jersey City man finds a clever way to avoid paying tolls. Next, a firefighter gets even with her ex-boyfriend. Then, another Florida Man story to entertain us and a story about a new side hustle that involves nail clippings! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38508230

ER Doc Shares Weirdest Butt Insertion Stories 10/01/2025

ER Doc Shares Weirdest Butt Insertion Stories On today’s show, it turns out that foul odor in a high school came from a teacher. Next, a man saves an injured squirrel and now they are inseparable. Then, we’ll meet the ER doc with tales from the dark side. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38420430

Pay As You Go Wiping In China 09/24/2025

Pay As You Go Wiping In China On today’s show, pay toilets in China make you watch an ad first, before you can wipe. Next, a greedy burmese python, barfs up an entire deer in Florida. Then we’ll wrap things up with a grave digging contest and a sleepy air traffic controller. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38335680

Sex Hijinks In The Operating Room 09/17/2025

Sex Hijinks In The Operating Room On today’s show, a doctor leaves his patient on the operating table for a booty call. Next, a man and his emotional support alligator are not welcome at Walmart. Then, we’ll cover the annual ham throwing contest in the east of Spain! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38248680

I'm So Horny, I Want To Amputate My Legs! 09/10/2025

I'm So Horny, I Want To Amputate My Legs! On today’s show, we’ll give you the 411 on Jet Belly and how to do it when nature calls. Then, meet the man who was so horny to amputate his own legs. Next, meet the U.S. Senator who believes radioactive shrimp will turn you into an alien. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38153630

Waxing The Orca 09/04/2025

Waxing The Orca On today’s show, a man is beaten up by a grocery store staff for trying to steal a car and then sues the grocery store. Next, an Idaho man breaks the record for wet sponge hits to the face. Then we’ll wrap things up with corn chips that taste like 9 volt batteries and an orca that needs hands-on attention. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/38082395

The Serial Butt Sniffer Strikes Again! 08/27/2025

The Serial Butt Sniffer Strikes Again! On today’s show, a meth fueled flight attendant gives new meaning to the mile high club. Next, Ozempic for pets, new hope for pudgy pooches and tubby tabbies! Then we’ll wrap things up with an update on the serial butt sniffer we reported on last month. Spoiler alert, he was released a month ago by some idiot judge, so of course, he struck again. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37975345

Brush Your Teeth With Hair, Toenails, Even Dog Fur. 08/20/2025

Brush Your Teeth With Hair, Toenails, Even Dog Fur. On today’s show, a 45 year old Texas man wants a diaper change. Then, a hospital in Thailand is using patient records as food wrappers. Next we wrap things up with a new toothpaste made from some truly gross ingredients. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37887190

This Week In Sex Mishaps And Pacifiers For Adults 08/13/2025

This Week In Sex Mishaps And Pacifiers For Adults On today’s show, 7 Hilarious, yet horrifying masturbation mishaps. Then, next time you get stressed out, have a binky. Finally, a naked man with a dildo on a stick is terrifying European tourists. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37793040

Menopause Is Rebooted As Cougar Puberty 08/06/2025

Menopause Is Rebooted As Cougar Puberty On today’s show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results. Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty? Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators. Then we’ll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops in Florida! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37698675

Will Lilibet Accept "Free" Underwear From A Cat? 07/30/2025

Will Lilibet Accept "Free" Underwear From A Cat? On today’s show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud. Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection. Finally, a serial butt sniffer in Burbank is arrested….again! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37604720

Butt-Plug Bingo Is A Thing 07/23/2025

Butt-Plug Bingo Is A Thing On today’s show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town. Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead. Finally, do sloths fart? I’ll reveal the smelly facts. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37515575

Chimp Fashion Trends, Giant Beavers And Alternative Bowling 07/16/2025

Chimp Fashion Trends, Giant Beavers And Alternative Bowling On today’s show, it’s a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts. Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil of Minnesota. Finally, balls out bowling in the nude comes to Pittsburgh! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37424245

No More Urine Please, We Have Enough! 07/09/2025

No More Urine Please, We Have Enough! On today’s show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples. Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his spiritual girlfriend, Finally, a man who enjoys prowling the beach at night as a cat. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37344350

The Mile High Club In The Cockpit 07/02/2025

The Mile High Club In The Cockpit On today’s show, the Mile High Club isn’t just for passengers, the flight crews participate too. Then, we’ll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City. Finally, playing on the phone while on the toilet is both extremely popular and extremely unhealthy. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37254410

Old People Funk 06/25/2025

Old People Funk On today’s show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it. Then, we’ll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot girlfriend, before she ran out of memory. Finally, a Michigan bear roamed the woods with a lid around its neck for two years! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37144965

German Swingers-Who Knew? 06/18/2025

German Swingers-Who Knew? On today’s show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France. Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run instead. Next, it seems to be a trend, a man in Florida pissing on a pallet of Spam at Sam’s Club. Finally, we’ll tell you about the Russian tiger and goat bromance breakup! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37052070

Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer 06/11/2025

Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer On today’s show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf. Then, we’ll tell you about a lady who’s thirsty for the local undertaker. Finally, I’ll report on the Florida man who’s thirsty for a ferret. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36949265

AI Bot Blackmailing Bully 06/04/2025

AI Bot Blackmailing Bully On today’s show, an airline crew member behaves badly in the business class toilet. Then, it turns out that ai will bully and blackmail you, if you don’t do as told. Finally, we'll tell you how a lawyer misused a can of Pringles and it’s disgusting! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36844890

Excessive Heat From Uranus 05/28/2025

Excessive Heat From Uranus On today’s show, Uranus emits more heat than previously thought. Then, a Florida man starts a fire baking cookies on his George Foreman Grill. Next, a Florida woman refuses to pay for her meal, then punches a cop in the nuts. Finally, We’ll tell you the revolting facts about nose picking. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36742975

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