Pointless Global News

Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.

Menopause Is Rebooted As Cougar Puberty 08/06/2025

Menopause Is Rebooted As Cougar Puberty On today’s show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results. Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty? Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators. Then we’ll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops in Florida! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37698675

Will Lilibet Accept "Free" Underwear From A Cat? 07/30/2025

Will Lilibet Accept "Free" Underwear From A Cat? On today’s show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud. Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection. Finally, a serial butt sniffer in Burbank is arrested….again! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37604720

Butt-Plug Bingo Is A Thing 07/23/2025

Butt-Plug Bingo Is A Thing On today’s show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town. Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead. Finally, do sloths fart? I’ll reveal the smelly facts. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37515575

Chimp Fashion Trends, Giant Beavers And Alternative Bowling 07/16/2025

Chimp Fashion Trends, Giant Beavers And Alternative Bowling On today’s show, it’s a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts. Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil of Minnesota. Finally, balls out bowling in the nude comes to Pittsburgh! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37424245

No More Urine Please, We Have Enough! 07/09/2025

No More Urine Please, We Have Enough! On today’s show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples. Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his spiritual girlfriend, Finally, a man who enjoys prowling the beach at night as a cat. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37344350

The Mile High Club In The Cockpit 07/02/2025

The Mile High Club In The Cockpit On today’s show, the Mile High Club isn’t just for passengers, the flight crews participate too. Then, we’ll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City. Finally, playing on the phone while on the toilet is both extremely popular and extremely unhealthy. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37254410

Old People Funk 06/25/2025

Old People Funk On today’s show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it. Then, we’ll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot girlfriend, before she ran out of memory. Finally, a Michigan bear roamed the woods with a lid around its neck for two years! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37144965

German Swingers-Who Knew? 06/18/2025

German Swingers-Who Knew? On today’s show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France. Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run instead. Next, it seems to be a trend, a man in Florida pissing on a pallet of Spam at Sam’s Club. Finally, we’ll tell you about the Russian tiger and goat bromance breakup! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/37052070

Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer 06/11/2025

Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer On today’s show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf. Then, we’ll tell you about a lady who’s thirsty for the local undertaker. Finally, I’ll report on the Florida man who’s thirsty for a ferret. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36949265

AI Bot Blackmailing Bully 06/04/2025

AI Bot Blackmailing Bully On today’s show, an airline crew member behaves badly in the business class toilet. Then, it turns out that ai will bully and blackmail you, if you don’t do as told. Finally, we'll tell you how a lawyer misused a can of Pringles and it’s disgusting! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36844890

Excessive Heat From Uranus 05/28/2025

Excessive Heat From Uranus On today’s show, Uranus emits more heat than previously thought. Then, a Florida man starts a fire baking cookies on his George Foreman Grill. Next, a Florida woman refuses to pay for her meal, then punches a cop in the nuts. Finally, We’ll tell you the revolting facts about nose picking. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36742975

What Happens In The Shed Stays In The Shed....Not! 05/21/2025

What Happens In The Shed Stays In The Shed....Not! On today’s show, a foul mouthed parrot stuck up a tree, insults firefighters trying to rescue him. Then, 2 neighbors are at odds over a pet potbelly pig. Next, registration is now open to run naked in a 5k race. Finally, you won’t believe what was happening in a shed display at a Lowe’s in Louisiana. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36653505

Why Is There A Moth Species Named After Trump? 05/14/2025

Why Is There A Moth Species Named After Trump? On today’s show, Finally, science names a moth after Donald Trump. Next, a raccoon is busted while smoking meth. Then, eating bugs, coming to a dinner table near you. Finally, we’ll visit a quinceanera…..for a cat. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36559765

A Donkey, 2 Bears And A Kangaroo 05/07/2025

A Donkey, 2 Bears And A Kangaroo On today’s show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter’s birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up. Next, at another child’s party, a bear shows up uninvited and hungry. Then, a man dressed as a bear commits insurance fraud. Finally, a kangaroo is on the loose in Alabama. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36465590

Park Perverts 04/30/2025

Park Perverts On today’s show, neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over a park in Seattle. Next, did you know air fryers can heighten arousal? Finally, what the hell is a fart walk? I’ll explain. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36369425

The First Ever Sperm Race! 04/23/2025

The First Ever Sperm Race! On today’s show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island. Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are. Then, get ready for the first sperm race, live from Hollywood! Finally, find out about Moosevision, live from Sweden! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36274610

Easter Egg Hurl 04/16/2025

Easter Egg Hurl On today’s show, we’ll meet a woman who colors Easter eggs in her toilet. Next, a surgeon gets in hot water over texting a patient's privates. Then we'll wrap things up with some finger lickin’ good toothpaste and an animal story. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36184060

Police Scat 04/09/2025

Police Scat On today’s show, a New Jersey Police Chief is in hot water for being a workplace bully. Next, we’ll catch up with the Delhi poop and run thief. Then I’ll tell you about a mayor in North Dakota caught spanking the monkey. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/36063075

Dog Shoots Man 03/19/2025

Dog Shoots Man On today’s show, a man claims he was shot by his dog while laying in bed. Then, a self-driving Tesla crashes into a wall painted to look like a road. Finally, need to boost your memory? you won't believe what scientists have discovered, /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35772705

Pointless Global News Trailer 03/16/2025

Pointless Global News Trailer Get to know our podcast in one minute twenty five seconds. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35711015

Is That A Turtle In Your Pants? 03/12/2025

Is That A Turtle In Your Pants? On today’s show, a man’s manhood gets snake bit. Then, we now know how many Americans pee in the shower. Finally, a man tries a new way to smuggle a turtle into the country.... via his pants! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35650255

Monkey Business 03/05/2025

Monkey Business On today’s show, it’s total chaos in Sri Lanka, where one monkey knocked out the country’s entire power grid. Then it’s more monkey business, as a study reveals taking a leak is contagious among chimps. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35541005

A Night At The Penis Museum 02/26/2025

A Night At The Penis Museum On today’s show, we’ll get the 411 on all Penis facts from the Penis Museum (yes, there really is such a place). Next, the couple that dumpster dives together stays together. Finally, I’ll reveal the backstory behind the name of Steely Dan and it's dark, dirty and hilarious! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35434300

Loud Sex Complaints 02/19/2025

Loud Sex Complaints On today’s show, I'll report on the shocking murder of the Duolingo green owl. Then, I’ll introduce you to the woman who lost 30 pounds on a diet of meat and butter. Finally, the tale of fake complaints about loud sex posted on Reddit. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35355480

Space Spunk 02/12/2025

Space Spunk On today’s show, He’s got spunk, what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space. Next, I’ll give you the 411 on reusable toilet wipes. Then, we’ll meet a teacher who identifies as a cat and hisses at students. Those and other pointless stories coming your way! /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35252440

Swiss Sex With Horses 02/05/2025

Swiss Sex With Horses On today’s show, an alarming increase in sex abuse of horses in Switzerland. Next, a Taiwanese plastic surgeon performs his own vasectomy. And sausage vending machines are all the rage in Germany Those stories and others just as disturbing are coming your way. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35158680

Stick It! 01/29/2025

Stick It! On today’s show, fossilized vomit is declared a national treasure in Denmark. Next, stick reviews on Tik Tok are now a thing! That’s right, sticks made of wood on the ground. Finally, the results are in for those with a bashful bladder. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/35062650

Living La Vida Dumpster 01/22/2025

Living La Vida Dumpster On today’s show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets. Then, I’ll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms. Finally, a loosely related story from the modern day Roman Empire known as Florida. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/34953370

Anti-Tank Mines At Ikea? 01/15/2025

Anti-Tank Mines At Ikea? On today’s show, anti-tank mines are found at Ikea? Next, Pigs and Iguanas are in this week’s animal roundup Finally, I’ll dish out the 411 on performing better in sports and it all starts in the bathroom. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/34863570

Dog Drag 01/08/2025

Dog Drag On today’s show, would you like to be a dog for a day, I’ll tell you how. Then, North Korea bans divorce……and hot dogs. Finally, if you want to make a Gen Z person nervous, just make a phone call to them. /episode/index/show/f051721c-e5bd-423f-9d29-29f8cecfc89c/id/34771165

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