Menopause Is Rebooted As Cougar Puberty
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On today’s show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results. Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty? Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators. Then we’ll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops in Florida!
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Will Lilibet Accept "Free" Underwear From A Cat?
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On today’s show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud. Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection. Finally, a serial butt sniffer in Burbank is arrested….again!
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Butt-Plug Bingo Is A Thing
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On today’s show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town. Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead. Finally, do sloths fart? I’ll reveal the smelly facts.
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Chimp Fashion Trends, Giant Beavers And Alternative Bowling
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On today’s show, it’s a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts. Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil of Minnesota. Finally, balls out bowling in the nude comes to Pittsburgh!
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No More Urine Please, We Have Enough!
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On today’s show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples. Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his spiritual girlfriend, Finally, a man who enjoys prowling the beach at night as a cat.
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The Mile High Club In The Cockpit
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On today’s show, the Mile High Club isn’t just for passengers, the flight crews participate too. Then, we’ll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City. Finally, playing on the phone while on the toilet is both extremely popular and extremely unhealthy.
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Old People Funk
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On today’s show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it. Then, we’ll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot girlfriend, before she ran out of memory. Finally, a Michigan bear roamed the woods with a lid around its neck for two years!
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German Swingers-Who Knew?
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On today’s show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France. Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run instead. Next, it seems to be a trend, a man in Florida pissing on a pallet of Spam at Sam’s Club. Finally, we’ll tell you about the Russian tiger and goat bromance breakup!
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Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer
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On today’s show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf. Then, we’ll tell you about a lady who’s thirsty for the local undertaker. Finally, I’ll report on the Florida man who’s thirsty for a ferret.
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AI Bot Blackmailing Bully
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On today’s show, an airline crew member behaves badly in the business class toilet. Then, it turns out that ai will bully and blackmail you, if you don’t do as told. Finally, we'll tell you how a lawyer misused a can of Pringles and it’s disgusting!
info_outlineOn today’s show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter’s birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up.
Next, at another child’s party, a bear shows up uninvited and hungry.
Then, a man dressed as a bear commits insurance fraud.
Finally, a kangaroo is on the loose in Alabama.