A Deadly Gay Manatee Tryst
Pointless Global News
On today’s show, a male manatee dies after having sex with his brother. Then, hundreds of pet rats in New York are now homeless and looking for their forever home. Next, the head of a Florida toilet cartel is caught and he’s now flushed with guilt.
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Racing Garbage Cans
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On today’s show, we’ll start with 3 really pointlessly stupid warning labels. Then, a local inventor breaks the speed record for driving in a garbage can. Next, a doctor shares what really goes on when you’re knocked out during a colonoscopy and yes, it’s nasty like poop poo. Also, an apology for not doing a podcast last week......because we now live in a pointlessly unfunny world. In other words, I had nothing last week.
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Sex Toys For Soldiers
Pointless Global News
On today’s show, the U.S. Department of War battles a Toronto sex shop. Then, a robot sues for damage after getting beaten up on TV. Next, it’s our first Florida Man story of the new year and of course, it’s hilarious.
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Beaver Advice Hotline
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On today’s show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know. Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O’hare airport. Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting.
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Booty Wash
Pointless Global News
On today’s festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it. Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet. Next, there’s a new body wash made just to clean your anus.
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Smelling Farts May Prevent Alzheimer's
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On today’s show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's. Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie. Next, if you can write poetry, AI can help you build a nuclear bomb.
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Ol' Golden Balls Is Back!
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On today’s show Ol’ Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas! Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for Christmas! Next, meet Kumma, the freaky talking A.I. teddy bear.
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Feet Meat Tacos For Brunch
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On today’s show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos. Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes. Next, we’ll meet the man who did a different kind of challenge, stuffing matches into his nose.
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Turning A Porta-potty Into A Thrill Ride!
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On today’s show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty. Then, I’ll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving. Next, I’ll tell you about a flight from hell and it had nothing to do with the current slowdown at airports in the U.S.
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Full Bodied Coffee From The Butt Of A Weasel
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On today’s show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go. Then, there’s a new mayor in a Canadian town and it’s a cat. Next, I’ll tell you about some very expensive coffee that comes from the butt of a weasel.
info_outlineOn today’s show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results.
Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty?
Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators.
Then we’ll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops in Florida!