Kagro in the Morning - May 17, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
Why not start a Friday with weird sports news? But not just any weird sports news. Political sports news! A guy who is a genuine NFL player, albeit a kicker, . They were meant to be pretty conservative, especially with regard to gender roles, and he thought his views would be at home at a Catholic college. But actually work for a living. We may never know who’s right about this dust-up as between and a . But then again, not every story has a right side, you know? What’re you gonna do? Justice Alito would, for some reason, like you to think he has nothing whatsoever to do with flying the...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 16, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin make it to the end of () week! Unless you’re Greg, or need to get to you still need to show up tomorrow. Michael Cohen, former fixer for Donald Trump, is fixing him good for his , his second by Todd Blanche. We are now, so close that Judge Merchan to jail Trump for his of outside the courthouse. If you thought that it was awful when took Tuesday, just see what they can do of Lauren Bobert! ! The dozen of Americans hesitant to between the two 2024 presidential candidates...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 15, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
On today’s KITM, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin announce. In fact, it turns out that we were correct all along! takes their Wednesday break today. Yesterday, Trump’s arrived well rehearsed to all outside the courthouse. Imagine their embarrassment when Mike Johnson missed his chance , but as second in line to the presidency, felt a responsibility to . Inside the courthouse, Trump defense attorney Todd Blanche apparently was so Donald could slip out the back. All Todd did was remind everyone of Even to give...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 14, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman takes The KITM House off of double-secret probation to allow Joan McCarter to visit a while. Good news for Donald Trump! That IRS audit , and Trump will be able from now on. (the one who is ) returned to the “”, or if you prefer, the “” trial. Today was Mike Johnson’s turn to be . Mike is an example of that work by. Johnson is doing this. but that’s OK, because it’s Marjorie Taylor Greene to pull Mike The Israel-Palestine conflict is a tale of horrible villains and horrific victims, It’s also a tale...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 13, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
Where were you in ? A few tractors have been seen , but to speak of, which is actually a good thing, as David Waldman and Greg Dworkin already have to discuss . Today at the trial, informally known as the “” the prosecution called their star witness, . (No, you're thinking of… then again, .) Michael Cohen was . Not just anybody's, but , so Michael can testify on , and Of course Trump into his presidency. Senator Robert Menendez is happy that media attention , or would be, if it had any bearing on him Those in the media are in need of Donald Trump is...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 10, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman makes a surprise return to KITM! It was mostly a surprise to him, but there he was, , so he figured, why not? By popular (David’s Mom) request, Rosalyn MacGregor reports on Abdullah Hammoud, the Mayor of Dearborn, Michigan deciding , and if a lack in his support will , or Meanwhile, over in Rosalyn’s neck of the woods, voters in Ottowa County recalled a GOP county commissioner Joe Biden is out there trying. Joe announced that , which . The problem with satisfying issues voters is when With ideological voters, they will . Donald Trump prefers...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 9, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Thursday, the day David Waldman interrupts Greg Dworkin's laundry day to get (Greg still works a couple of loads through.) So, RFK Jr had a brainworm, but why did the worm ? ? Maybe Bob just said it , in which case he certainly must have brainworms. for of the Donald Trump will ever have. The court was packed, as Stormy is . Daniels’ of course was aware that her reputation could only be harmed by , and yet years ago as Daniels, whoin her regular work, also for in court. The fact remains that in 2016, and might change it again. Donald...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 8, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin on today’s KITM. Well, most of the KITMs, actually, but today is a good example. Stormy Daniels in yesterday. Stormy, known to have , recounted of with Donald Trump leading up to . People like , and Trump that Is Marjorie Taylor Greene to Mike Johnson? Mike and Marge’s makes Donald Trump a . Kristi Noem can’t distract or with her . Trump is having a hard time to , as begin to make up for some shortcomings. Aileen Cannon , almost as much . Trump might not be immune , but with Aileen ! That’s...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 7, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings today and leaves it all on the KITM court. Donald Trump demands to his . NH Gop Jess Edwards wants that party packed with young girls, . Israel is agreeing to a “cease-fire”, but , maybe s, just to taper off. Young voters might not like this, but . used to be a welcoming campus organization for Jews, but paradoxically, . Stormy Daniels thankfully didn’t have to at today’s but to … probably. We are still , even if it’s only a few weeks from now. Jack Smith will show that Trump valet Walt Nauta that his boss stole. That would be...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 6, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
Today, David Waldman reminds us that there’s only until Eastern Orthodox Easter, while Greg Dworkin oars his ™ down the Mighty KITM onto the shoals of big Monday. Donald Trump on , but he only hints at . If you are one of Trump’s VP contenders, which one do you promote? Krisi Noem has her path to victory, while Tim Scott has much more of a . Marjorie Taylor Greene , so she took out a hit on Mike Johnson. Some want him No one should expect Mike to . Lauren Boebert went to George Washington University in an attempt to students, but was surprised on how...
info_outlineIt’s Wednesday, and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back with the news, views, and wishes for a happy Passover, and National Pigs in a Blanket Day for those of us with absolutely zero dietary restrictions.
Fake news! Mint Press isn’t the only one passing around stories too good to be true, more will be on the way. Syrian chemical weapons conspiracy theorists are being stoked to parrot Assad regime and Kremlin falsehoods.
Protests spread across US campuses, and no one is more happy than the Gops. Mike Johnson leads the charge for photo ops at Columbia.
Donald Trump gets teenier and tinier each day, while his problems only get bigger. His lawyers strategy of blurting out whatever has worn thin in just a few days. Now it has become not so nuts to start planning for a conviction.
Speaking of nuts, whether Donald Trump castrated Republicans or they neutered themselves doesn’t matter as long as they’ve been fixed. The Senate easily approved aid for Israel, Ukraine, and Taiwan while they were at it, and President Joe Biden signed off on it.
If you thought Trump would be perfect with more cynicism and nihilism, meet J.D. Vance.
Ace KITM Correspondent Rosalyn MacGregor reports from Michigan that Rebekah Curran figures her Ottawa County Commissioner experience would make her a perfect fit for United States Senator. Now she just needs 11,780 votes plus 3220 or so. The Republicans in the race include Mike Rogers, Justin Amash and Peter Meijer. Yes the Peter Meijer you’ve read about on the handle of your grocery cart. The Democratic candidate Elissa Slotkin remains narrowly in the lead.
Soon to join their January 6 brethren and sistren up the river will be members of the Fake Elector Gang.