Kagro in the Morning - June 5, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin on today’s KITM! David would be the , but who would guess that ! That and darker . criteria for ICE deportations. The problem is, MAGA knows . They’d never eat dinner with those people, of course, but they sure enjoyed . Time for Trump’s three-word EO: “” Meanwhile, , , , let . The Trump administration is spending $2 million to figure out If the report comes to conclusions that Trump doesn’t like, they’ll bury it, like the recent. Or say it’s a Dem cult, like the , the, or . Howard Lutnick wants even when . Trump cut nearly as ...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 4, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back, ! (Those two things are probably unrelated, but I still don’t understand how always get off.) , Donald thought Elon ! Elon has on a range of recent moves by Trump administration… on X.com... which . Oh, those two will make up soon, , really. Trump Musk, not out of friendship of course, Trump always However, if Musk ever weakens, Trump’s , as The DOJ is . Not to ever diminish pardon power, but to while they have a chance. No inconsistency there, deplorability is , and they feel is The guy who used various incendiary...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 3, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman gets us , at least. Donald K. Trump wants to but needs to . Donald juggles his many by, well, . Also, Trump has his iPhone, which to hear a “?’ directly from ... if This system while . Musk has since moved on, but did pass on the to , who is. It’s , only one unless of course, Actor Jonathan Joss was. Police see no evidence of a hate crime, other than Joss’ complaints of , his , and ... After all, you don’t need much of a reason to . Then there’s Texas' former solicitor general, who to put the “ass” in “asteroid”...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 2, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s June and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are . Unlike some people you know, these guys never say die. We begin this week under the cloud of another . If it , . Jodi Ernst visited her career following to her constituents . Lindsey Graham hopes that attempting to … Not really, . After making the US safe for comedy, Elon Musk is … joking! he’s lying on a couch until the room quits spinning before Tariffs until , as , which is , and , because . The Trump SCOTUS allowed Trump to revoke the temporary legal status of . , Kash Patel, is off to at...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 30, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Elon Musk is Going to Hell™ Day on KITM! It’s true! I mean, it really is that day, anyway. Though perhaps every day is that day. But what we’re really interested in is his ETA. The New York Times connects with a one-two combination today. First, Elon is a . And second, that his legacy is . His “boss,” meanwhile, shows us what happens when you apply White Panic Central Park Five thinking to immigration. For all the claims that they would target “criminals,” of the Venezuelans sent to CECOT have any record at all. Looks like the “worst of the worst” is...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 29, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman, Greg Dworkin and Thursday, together again. Nothing else seems to be right in the world, ! Trump Tower Grill has permanently removed the off its menu. Trump doesn’t the words “”, nor “”, ever again. He’d prefer you say that he was than to hurt him so. Trump’s tariffs by the “Court of International Trade”, to . America’s trading partners cautiously to see if it’s safe. Tariffs , but . As with Trump 1.0, it’s hard to if . House Gop Rep. Mike Flood explains that he’s just for this mess. Tariffs aren’t the only thing that on. Donald’s...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 28, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin recalled that , and many more useful and interesting things on today’s KITM: MAGA the , they... We now expect . We expect , , , and . follow ? Well, let’s with this expert! Like before him, Donald K. Trump feels the pain of and and arrange to give him ! The only way Musk a Starship to Mars is if and . MAHA! A-ha! “” say the in health nuts. the “” of WWF, but the “JD Vance” ... who btw has wrapped in . Meanwhile, , if only . People Trump, .
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Kagro in the Morning - May 27, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman returns to the KITM helm our traditionally known as “President Bone Spurs’ ”, or at least from . Donald K. Trump is going to here. Russia hates when it’s Trump’s . MAGA hates . Trump with Europe, but it’s kind of embarrassing when . Europe only because Trump Trump doesn’t let all of get in the way of his . Who else would have seen it in their heart , the tax cheat , or the guys who , but our Donald? Trump absolutely though, which is just some fake number Having a king running the country if you can vote for them and . Trump wants to be...
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Kagro in the Morning "Encore Performance" - May 28, 2024, airing May 26, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It's Memorial Day, so Greg & I are having a BBQ breakfast, and knocking off for the day. But I thought you might like a little something to play in the background, if you're grilling breakfast, too. How about something from back when That F-ing Guy was The Former Guy, and a criminal defendant, to boot? Here's how things looked last year, at about this time: David Waldman has had enough , back to the microphone! have begun in , and well, be as one would think , fake electors plan to . the for three years, because who doesn’t signal international distress when...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 23, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Trump was back in town, by which I mean my town, for his . It’s like an invasion! These people are terrorists! And they probably have the tattoos to prove it! And if they don’t, we can make them have them, in totally undoctored photos! Anyway, the good news is, Trump . So that’s nice. The only problem with that is, he’s also . And if you take him to court and win, . Constitushimal scholar Kristi Noem breaks the world record for the ever given to the question “What is habeas corpus?” Of course, the “real” constimatushimal scholars . Maybe you’ve been hearing about this...
info_outlineDavid Waldman gets us to the weekend, normally the time the crazy really cranks up. Anymore, it’s normally crazy, crazy is the new normal, and you don’t want to be caught acting normal, or people will think you’re crazy.
Donald K. Trump wants the US to start celebrating our victories, including our imaginary ones. It beats fighting imaginary wars with our imaginary enemies. We are now in a forever war with Venezuela but aren’t starting to bomb them yet.
At least, no bombing runs have been announced on Michael Waltz’ Signal account. Waltz’ Signal hasn’t been shut down though, Waltz and the crew have only moved their leaks to a different department.
Steve Witkoff has been put in charge of endangering the world. Marco Rubio gets all the Jared Kushner jobs this time around.
From Ukraine to slashing U.S. institutions, Trump plays into Putin’s hands, yet did Peter Navarro save democracy by destroying the economy? But wait! The economy might rebound just in time to fund the Trump dictatorship! Either way, friends of Trump, that is, friends of Trump’s graft will be sick of all the winning.