Episode 024 - The One When It All Went To Sh**
Release Date: 01/08/2021
Mike & Matt Are White & Black
Our recording session was longer, but here is a small bit to keep all of our loyal listeners going. Matt got a little worked up again and some of his words had to be blipped. You'll hear Mike say, "No one's trying to take your land." You'll hear Matt say, "We are above the shenanigans of violence." We're not sure when we will stop talking about January 6, 2021. But, it is on all of our minds, isn't it?
info_outline Episode 024 - The One When It All Went To Sh**Mike & Matt Are White & Black
We know what you're thinking...and you're right. We did skip number 23. That episode has not been released. This one jumped the gun. Everyone has been so eager for 2020 to be over. We all looked back on the year and thought, "Man...that year sucked. It can surely never be as bad as that last year was." January 6th, 2021 said, "Hold my beer." There is just so much SMH to go over. SMH. SMH. SMH. Our message to everyone trying to justify or say what happened didn't happen: "Stop it. Just stop it." You'll hear Matt say, "By definition, a riot is violent." You'll hear Mike say, "This isn't a...
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info_outlineWe know what you're thinking...and you're right. We did skip number 23. That episode has not been released. This one jumped the gun.
Everyone has been so eager for 2020 to be over. We all looked back on the year and thought, "Man...that year sucked. It can surely never be as bad as that last year was." January 6th, 2021 said, "Hold my beer."
There is just so much SMH to go over. SMH. SMH. SMH.
Our message to everyone trying to justify or say what happened didn't happen: "Stop it. Just stop it."
You'll hear Matt say, "By definition, a riot is violent."
You'll hear Mike say, "This isn't a Target, right? This was at the State Capitol."
Do you not like what we say about this? Now is your time to really let us have it.