Nobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is Personalize your Netherparts by Cecilia Tan. It's narrated by the author. ANNOUNCEMENT: As of today, the Nobilis Erotica podcast is going on hiatus. The patreon campaign is paused, the call for submissions is closed, and there will be no stories posted. Stay subscribed to the podcast feed, however. As I pursue new projects, I'll announce them here, and you won't want to miss it. If you enjoy this podcast, you're going to enjoy the things I've got coming up. And if things go well, we'll be seeing more stories again. Thank you all for the fabulous...
info_outline Ep 499 Bitter Luck by J AsterNobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is Bitter Luck by . It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.
info_outline Ep 498 The Face of Venus by Nolan VanceyNobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is The Face of Venus by . It's narrated by Nobilis reed.
info_outline Ep 497 Time by PM Amaras and Paul DriggereNobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is Time by . It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.
info_outline Ep 496 A Merman Walks Into a Bar by Dannye ChaseNobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is "A Merman Walks Into a Bar" by . It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.
info_outline Ep 495 The Haunted Vagina by Matthew BarronNobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is The Haunted Vagina by . It's narrated by .
info_outline Ep 494 The Princess and the Penis by Linn ThomasNobilis Erotica
This episode is "The Princess and the Penis" by Linn Thomas, narrated by . Once upon a time, not all that long ago and in a land not that far away, lived a delightful princess. All who met her, both men and women immediately fell in love. Sometimes individuals became infatuated with the princess because of her delightful wit, her kind words or crystal laugh. Others found themselves seduced by her keen intellect, sharp insights and wide knowledge. And of course, she was beautiful. Long luxurious hair, soft clear skin combined with a luscious body. Whether the visitor fell in love with...
info_outline Ep 493 The Bacteria that Evolved on the Trip to Zebulon 83 by Patrick MannusNobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is "The Bacteria that Evolved on the Trip to Zebulon 83" by Patrick Mannus. It's narrated by Nobilis Reed. Charlie didn't think much of the reports of cancer-related deaths on the Zebulon-83 colony ship. They were sad to hear people had died, sure, but to Charlie, the deaths weren't personally more upsetting than the radiation-related leukemia deaths after the toxic train spill. If anything, they were more pissed about the train spill deaths because that was the government's negligence at work. The Zebulon-83 deaths seemed like just bad luck as...
info_outline Ep 492 The Fishbowl by C LenzNobilis Erotica
This month's patron-funded story is The Fishbowl by C Lenz. It's narrated by Vivienne Ferrari. “This is a bit public, isn’t it?” “As public as it gets, babe,” Lily replied. The small plexiglass dome affectionately known as the Fishbowl jutted out of the space station, letting them float above earth. The observation deck was theoretically available to all employees, but most didn’t spend their time off looking at a planet they may never set foot on again. “All those billionaires still rich enough to live on the planet can see us.” “My parents aren’t...
info_outline Ep 491 Blackberry Picking by Daniel StrideNobilis Erotica
This month's story is "Blackberry Picking" by , narrated by . The baking heat of late summer was upon her, and the flies were out. Iris wiped the sweat from her brow, and stuffed another blackberry between her teeth. She knew she shouldn’t. The more blackberries she ate herself, the longer she’d take to fill the basket, and the longer she’d need to stay out in the sun. But she couldn’t resist the temptation. The berries hung amid the thorns, juicy and succulent. She thrust her hand back into the bush, and grabbed a couple more. The thorns scratched, but the prize was...
info_outlineThis month's patron-funded story is Leviathan by Steven Guy. It's narrated by Vivienne Ferrari.
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Can you draw out Leviathan with a fishhook or press down his tongue with cord?
Can you put a rope in his nose or pierce his jaw with a hook?
Will he make many pleas to you? Will he speak to you soft words?
Will he make a covenant with you to take him for your servant forever?
Will you play with him as with a bird, or will you put him on a leash for your girls?”
Job 41:1 - 5
A week before Lent a star fell from heaven. The light of its burning lit the sister’s bedroom through their window and woke them from a deep and dreamless sleep. Christine leapt from the bed and pressed her face to the window.
A miracle, she cried. A miracle that we should see a star fall.
Her sister stayed by the bed and took to her knees in prayer.
It has landed not far, Christine shouted. Perhaps in the pasture near to the river. Come. Run. Let us find it. A star falls from heaven - it will be of silver and gold. We are newly rich.
Her sister shook her head and remained upon her knees. It is an evil omen sister, she whispered, to see such a star fall. Close your eyes. Remember your prayers.
But Christine took her sister by the hand and led her out, both still in the thin shifts they slept in. Spring was not yet in bloom and it was cold. Their breath hung in a thousand tiny crystals as they ran to the pasture near the river. The smell of smoke was in the air and just as they ran out of breath and began to walk, they found a man – or rather, they found a man of sorts. He lay on his side at the end of a deep furrow that smelled both a little of wet earth and of a blacksmith’s forge. The furrow was no doubt from the mighty fury of his fall and he was unconscious and curled up like a child. His skin was a peculiar red in color – he seemed to be burnt or dyed to some shade between ochre and aubergine. His feet were blackened stumps and his hands black too, save for his palms which were the grey color of ash. On the whole, he looked charred, like the wood at the bottom of the charcoal maker’s pit, and yet his chest rose and fell. He was alive and breathed like a man.