Episode 49 - Tri Hard, With a Vengeance
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
Release Date: 03/27/2023
Episode 53 - The Cheating Detective, with Bjoern Ossenbrink
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
Bjoern Ossenbrink's eyes *clap clap* are watching you, they see your every move. Well, kind of, but he does use data analytics to verify virtual racing performances at the high levels of the sport. He joins the pod to talk about the low-cadence craze, power meters and smart trainers, and that one time he raced against KBH. We also try to determine if CrossFit is the Zwift of working out. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's coffee stop glitch research, head to to become a member of the network and contribute to our...
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Episode 52 - We Are So Back, Again
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
We are back! For real this time. We promise. We catch up on what everyone has been up to in the last 13 months, including Mike's Gong Show and Kevin's CrossFit assault bike Zwift race. We talk a bit about MyWhoosh Worlds, and then of course, cheating.
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Episode 51 - We Are So Back
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
Just like Zwift, we got stalled out on Level 50, but since the levels go to 60 now, we should probably record more podcasts. We catch up, talk about the end of RGT, eWorlds moving to a new platform, and other things in the world of indoor racing. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Kevin's legal fees, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at and Zach at . To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via or .
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Episode 50! The Return of Eric Schlange
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
Eric Schlange of Zwift Insider returns to toast our 50th episode. We chat about ZI's Tiny Races, the new pack dynamics, the future of Zwift, and of course, cheating. Also, you'll def want to tune in for perhaps the greatest Story Time with Kevin of all time. Check out Zwift Insider at . Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Kevin's legal fees, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at and Zach at . To keep up to date on all our real coverage of...
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Episode 49 - Tri Hard, With a Vengeance
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
We watched a Super League Triathlon live event broadcast so we could speculate if it is the next big thing in virtual racing. We also went back and talked about MyWhoosh Club a bunch, even though that is technically against the rules of MyWhoosh Club. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike at and Zach at on Twitter. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe...
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Episode 48 - 2023 Zwift Worlds
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
The 2023 UCI Zwift World Championships are in the books, and you know as a podcast covering real racing on fake bikes, we have to cover it. Get reactions, hot takes, and everything else you need to recap this year's eRacing World Championships. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at and Zach at . To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe...
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Episode 47 - The First Rule of MyWhoosh Club
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
You know the drill. The first rule of MyWhoosh Club is ... don't talk about MyWhoosh Club. Big money is on the line in the upcoming race series from the upstart virtual racing platform. There is also that lesser competition, UCI Zwift Worlds, and RGT has a new steering feature that will leave you saying BRAvo. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at and Zach at . To keep up to date on...
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Episode 46 - NeXT p/b Enshored
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
Ian Jackson and Greg Abbott of the NeXT p/b Enshored e-racing team join the pod to talk about bringing a non-endemic sponsor into the virtual racing world. They talk about what's next for virtual racing, and we discuss ideas for future IRL events. Follow NeXT p/b Enshored on Instagram: . Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at and Zach at . To keep up to date on all our real...
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Episode 45 - The Ski Erg is the New Zwift
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
Is a watt a watt? Is a ski erg a bike trainer? Is Mike a little bit upset? We dive into these philosophical questions and try to find the meaning of the Zwift universe. Also, stick around for a poetry slam with KBH. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at and Zach at . To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via or .
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Episode 44 - New Zwift Pack Dynamics
Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast
The speed of the "blob" has long been annoying in Zwift racing, and with the new pack dynamics being unveiled, will the blob be reined in? The Echelon Racing League is back and RGT has its own physics issues. And is Zwift racing the new pickleball? Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at and Zach at . To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe...
info_outlineWe watched a Super League Triathlon live event broadcast so we could speculate if it is the next big thing in virtual racing. We also went back and talked about MyWhoosh Club a bunch, even though that is technically against the rules of MyWhoosh Club.
Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.
Follow Mike at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar on Twitter.
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