Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance talks about his experiences with penny-pinching, cheap bastards.
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Smarty Pants Lance takes flight.
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Smarty Lance has a BMW for Sale. It has a broken sunroof which must never, ever, be opened.
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Lance goes on a semi-rant about doctors Yes, chiropractors, are doctors, but like veterinarians, they usually go by their first names- Hi, I'm Dr. Bob"- whereas, pretentious, pedantic, full of themselves, ego manic, MD's go by their surnames- "I'm, Ima Midelfart."
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Lance works at a summer job at a radio station inside the dilapidated American Tin Can Factory on Cannery Row. The location included piles of old tin cans, a disgusting bathroom, and a daylight workroom which fell dark at night.
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Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences with dating apps.
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Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences in college. Living with a dormmate obsessed with Diana Ross and brushing his long hair, to the Campus Crusade for Christ, to skipping class to play Dungeons and Dragons, to college sports, to legendary drinking contests, to lovely co-eds, and practical jokes, college offered a fun, four year vacation from reality.
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Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes differences between dog and cat cat owners. Pardon, "guardians." But not of the Galaxy, just pets.
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Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences as a background artist/extra in the movies, on television, and in music videos.
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Smarty Pants Lance is for people who know laughter is the best medicine!
info_outlineSmarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences in college. Living with a dormmate obsessed with Diana Ross and brushing his long hair, to the Campus Crusade for Christ, to skipping class to play Dungeons and Dragons all day and all night, to college sports, gross bong water, to legendary drinking contests, to lovely co-eds, and practical jokes, college offered a fun, four year vacation from reality.
Roll the multi-sided "Dungeon and Dragons," dice, and see if the burden of all that debt from student loans was actually worth it.