Smarty Pants Lance- Cheap Bastards
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance talks about his experiences with penny-pinching, cheap bastards.
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Smarty Pants Lance Airlines- Airports- and the Just Plane" Outrageous
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance takes flight.
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Smarty Pants Lance-BMW For Sale- Do Not Open Sunroof!
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Lance has a BMW for Sale. It has a broken sunroof which must never, ever, be opened.
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Smarty Pants Lance- Oh, Doctor!
Smarty Pants Lance
Lance goes on a semi-rant about doctors Yes, chiropractors, are doctors, but like veterinarians, they usually go by their first names- Hi, I'm Dr. Bob"- whereas, pretentious, pedantic, full of themselves, ego manic, MD's go by their surnames- "I'm, Ima Midelfart."
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Smarty Pants Lance- Locked Out
Smarty Pants Lance
Lance works at a summer job at a radio station inside the dilapidated American Tin Can Factory on Cannery Row. The location included piles of old tin cans, a disgusting bathroom, and a daylight workroom which fell dark at night.
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Smarty Pants Lance Dating Apps
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences with dating apps.
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Smarty Pants Lance College Days
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences in college. Living with a dormmate obsessed with Diana Ross and brushing his long hair, to the Campus Crusade for Christ, to skipping class to play Dungeons and Dragons, to college sports, to legendary drinking contests, to lovely co-eds, and practical jokes, college offered a fun, four year vacation from reality.
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Smarty Pants Lance Dog People Versus Cat People
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes differences between dog and cat cat owners. Pardon, "guardians." But not of the Galaxy, just pets.
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Smarty Pants Lance Extra, Extra!
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences as a background artist/extra in the movies, on television, and in music videos.
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Smarty Pants Lance Trailer
Smarty Pants Lance
Smarty Pants Lance is for people who know laughter is the best medicine!
info_outlineSmarty Lance has a BMW for Sale. It has a broken sunroof which must never, ever, ever, ever, be opened.
A succession of flakey and highly annoying perspective buyers come and go, then, The Law of Attraction, abracadabra's the right buyer, at the right time.
Despite Lance's clear warning, she searches out a mechanic brave enough to attempt to repair the never-to-be-opened-sunroof. Unexpected romance, ensues.
Later, Lance thinks about selling, in general, including garage sales, tag sales, swap meets, flea markets, and an age-old disagreement with his landlady about Swap Meet Cottage Cheese.
Let's all crank open the Sunroof to laughter!