Tinned Fruit S3 Episode 5 "The Toilet Attendant"
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A professional psychologist's ambivalent assessment of Tinned Fruit leaves the duo perplexed. There is little time for introspection, however as Paul is relentlessly pursued by an ex-special branch turned toilet attendant intent on bloody revenge.
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Tinned Fruit S3 Episode 4 "Net curtains and thrill"
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A mysterious letter from a listener has arrived at TF HQ known only as "Convoy" calling into question whether a crime has been committed. Elsewhere elderly men have begun to disappear from Paul Garfunkel's estate, returning years later with amnesia. A sleep apnoea machine holds a vital clue to uncovering the culprit who may be from Wales, or may indeed be a Whale.
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Tinned Fruit S3 Episode 3 "Nostra-Des-Mus"
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Aliens excavating the charred remiains of Earth uncover a podcast recording they date to the late 30th Century. Hyper-inflation means that a holiday mishap has serious financial implications for Corination Street's Des Barnes when he picks up the wrong bag at the airport. Retired Premiership footballers are enjoying lucrative careers in adult entertainment.
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Tinned Fruit S3 Episode 2: "Klingo Wings"
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The most underwhelming, low-octane episode of Tinned Fruit yet! Paul's trip to Berlin sets a terrifying chain of events in action creating a nightmarish alternative reality.
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Tinned Fruit S3 Episode 1: "Rambolin' Man"
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Art and Paul are back! It's like they never left! No honestly nobody even noticed....
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Episode 2.1: "The passion was nearly there"
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A supply chain issue and artistic breakdown means that Art and Paul have gone their separate ways. Into the spotlight steps two new hosts, fresh out of "roid rehab" and ready to discuss the utterly non-pertinent issues of the day. In their first foray, Dick finds himself in a late-night clinch with her majesty the queen at a barbecue, while Dennis finds himself a fugitive when a vengeful registrar sets sights on his life.
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Tinned Fruit Episode 8: "Chopsticks in the Wind"
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The authorities close in on the boys as they become embroiled with communist militants led by the boyband Blue, and blow the lid off a money laundering ring at their local ASDA.
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Tinned Fruit Episode 7: "Shelf-Made Millionaire"
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Tinned Fruit's darkest episode yet. The boys encounter murderers defended by crooked antiques dealers, historical dictators, sporting cheats, fighters and killers, culminating in Paul Garfunkel attending a parade of the world's worst people in rural Yorkshire.
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Tinned Fruit Episode 6: "Book Token Oligarch"
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Guest directed by Christopher Nolan, starring Christian Bale as troubled broadcaster Art Simon and Dave Bautista as his uncouth bad-tempered nemesis Paul Garfunkel.
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Tinned Fruit Episode 5: "Bedroom Condiments"
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Paul's podcast play "The Gibraltar Connection" makes its debut. Meanwhile a series of horoscope predictions made by Russell Grant while playing Maximus in Gladiator has serious repercussions for christianity, the dodo, the coconut industry and Paul Garfunkel, whose new bedding is ruined by an episode of sexual misadventure.
info_outlineAliens excavating the charred remiains of Earth uncover a podcast recording they date to the late 30th Century. Hyper-inflation means that a holiday mishap has serious financial implications for Corination Street's Des Barnes when he picks up the wrong bag at the airport. Retired Premiership footballers are enjoying lucrative careers in adult entertainment, and the Christmas TV schedule has a dark edge.
Paul introduces TF fans to his new girlfriend whose former lovers include Charlton Heston and "Bubbles".