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Total Movie Recall

Release Date: 12/07/2020

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Total Movie Recall

Ah, the good ole days of passing around R rated spank tapes. This movie is so trashy, it gave Charlie Sheen HIV. (1998) d. Starring: When teen debutante Kelly fails to attract the attention of her hunky guidance counselor, Sam, she cries rape, igniting a scandal that results in his arrest. Sam appeals to Ken, a hack personal-injury lawyer who has never handled a case that couldn't be helped by a prop neck brace. Soon, a second victim, Suzie, comes forward, and Detective Duquette discovers that the unfolding case is far from what it seems. Things discussed in the...

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Total Movie Recall

Remember the innocent 90s, when white directors thought they had the N-word pass for some reason? What do you think their “woke” movie would look like? Probably like this, where the N-word is replaced by horrific rape and Mexican jokes. This proto-edgelord movie was looked at as such a good time romp that it was considered the perfect vehicle to transition from the hit network show ER to the big screen. What a simpler time… From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) d. w.  (story),  (screenplay) Starring: On the run from a bank robbery that left several police officers...

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Total Movie Recall

This week on Total Movie Recall, we try to decide whether this is a charming, unique film about staying true to yourself, or a nightmarish descent into the insanity that comes with living in a barren, desolate landscape like rural Idaho, where the Uncle Ricos of the world keep subterranean dungeons for unsuspecting Debs. This might say more about where our heads are at right now than about this beloved comedy. Napoleon Dynamite (2004) d. w. ,  Starring: In small-town Preston, Idaho, awkward teen Napoleon Dynamite has trouble fitting in. After his grandmother is injured in...

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This week on Total Movie Recall, these two born-insecure honkies break down the seminal Blaxploitation movie of 1975 and do a pathetic job of trying to reconcile its progressive vision of black empowerment with the misogyny of the pimp game. It gets complicated. Dolemite (1975) d. Story by: Starring: Dolemite is released from jail after being wrongfully convicted to take on rival pimp Willie Green, corrupt police officers who framed him and even the mayor! With the help of his friends: Queen Bee (the madame of his brothel), Creeper (the heroin addict Hamburger Pimp), Reverend...

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Total Movie Recall

This week on Total Movie Recall, things get Freudian as they did for every little boy who stared confusedly at Jessica Rabbit and wondered what was happening to them. Handsome, chiseled leading man Bob Hoskins soldiers on in spite of the bleeding ulcer all that booze gave him, and Christopher Lloyd goes to eleven with his unhinged, terrifying performance. Did hentai exist before this movie? Because it sure as hell did after it. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) d. Starring:   Down-on-his-luck private eye Eddie Valiant gets hired by cartoon producer R.K. Maroon to investigate...

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Total Movie Recall

This week on Total Movie Recall, we take a hard pivot from all the toxic masculinity of weeks past and Steve shows his gentle, romantic side. Somehow, Ryan makes this about his sad sack heartache but in the end, everybody calms down and moves on with a nice mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. The Princess Bride (1987) d. w. Starring: A fairy tale adventure about a beautiful young woman and her one true love. He must find her after a long separation and save her. They must battle the evils of the mythical kingdom of Florin to be reunited with each other. Based on the...

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Total Movie Recall

This week on Total Movie Recall, Ryan stares out the window of his furniture-less modernist home at the endless, uncaring ocean while Steve sleeps on the floor with his hand gripped around his pistol. The pseudo-philosophy of this movie seems deeper than it is because it’s endlessly reflected in all the glass buildings of Michael Mann’s uber-masculine vision. Sure, it may be pretentious, but that’s the point, and if you’ve got a problem with that, I will take you down, because we ain’t exactly doin’ thrill-seeker podcasts with “Born to Lose” tattoos on our chests. (1995) d....

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Total Movie Recall

This week on Total Movie Recall, two white guys talk about hip hop culture in a totally convincing way when they put on their mustard-colored overalls to go to the House Party. Steve, a sentient walking issue of Pitchfork, schools Ryan on the infinite subgenres of hip hop while Ryan, to no one’s surprise, gets a little weepy at touching father-son relationships. House Party (1990) d. Starring:   Kid decides to go to his friend Play's house party, but neither of them can predict what's in store for them on what could be the wildest night of their lives. Things...

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This week on Total Movie Recall, the pressures of competing at a professional level with all the concussions, cocaine, infidelities, and painkillers almost make Steve request to be traded during the free agency period after he and Ryan bicker about Oliver Stone’s divisive 1999 film, Any Given Sunday. Does Steve’s complete lack of interest in professional sports bring this episode to a screeching halt? Yes. Can you tell who’s writing these summaries yet? Probably. Any Given Sunday (1999) d. Starring: Four years ago, DAmato's (Al Pacino) Miami Sharks were at the top....

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This week on Total Movie Recall, Steve and Ryan discover that there’s actually an antidote to getting punched really, really hard. The cultural divide proves too much for Ryan in this wild, fantastic, hallucinatory Kung Fu epic of many names. The story is incomprehensible, the fights are nonsensical, but Steve still finds it defensible, while Ryan finds the editing reprehensible. There’s no reason for this rhyme. Kung Fu Cult Master (1993) d. ,  Starring: Set during the Yuen Dynasty, many sects compete for possession of the two golden swords which contain the secret to...

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This week on Total Movie Recall, things get grim and a little too close to 2020 reality for comfort. Definitely don’t watch this movie if you’re fresh out of rehab, which Ryan can tell you all about. The future is bleak, but if it’s also as ruggedly handsome as Clive Owen is and has the greatest single-take of all time, it might not be so bad. This is also one of the greatest movies of all time, just to be clear about it.

Children of Men (2006)

d. Alfonso Cuarón

Starring:
Clive Owen
Julianne Moore
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Michael Caine
Clare-Hope Ashitey
Charlie Hunnam

When infertility threatens mankind with extinction and the last child born has perished, a disillusioned bureaucrat (Clive Owen) becomes the unlikely champion in the fight for the survival of Earth's population; He must face down his own demons and protect the planet's last remaining hope from danger.

Things discussed in the show:

Y Tu Mamá También (Carlos CuarónAlfonso Cuarón, Maribel VerdúGael García BernalDaniel Giménez Cacho)

A Little Princess (Alfonso Cuarón, Liesel MatthewsEleanor BronLiam Cunningham)

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (Jason Woliner, Sacha Baron Cohen, Maria BakalovaTom Hanks, Rudy Giuliani)

Impractical Jokers The Movie (Chris Henchy, Paula AbdulJoe GattoJames Murray, Brian Quinn, Sal Vulcano)

Bad Trip (Kitao Sakurai, Eric AndréLil Rel HoweryTiffany Haddish)

Jackass The Movie (Jeff Tremaine, Johnny KnoxvilleBam MargeraChris Pontius, Spike Jonze, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn, Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña)

Ali G Indahouse (Mark Mylod, Sacha Baron CohenDan Mazer, Emilio RiveraGina La Piana)

Brüno (Larry Charles, Sacha Baron CohenGustaf HammarstenClifford Bañagale)

Jimmy Kimmel and Borat

The Yes Men (Dan OllmanSarah Price, Andreas BichlbauerMike BonannoAndy Bichlbaum, Chris Smith)

Who Is America? (Sacha Baron CohenRoy ElghanayanEmanuela Postacchini)

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Dr. Sleep (Mike FlanaganStephen KingEwan McGregorRebecca FergusonKyliegh Curran)

The Shining (1980, Stanley KubrickStephen KingJack NicholsonShelley DuvallDanny LloydScatman Crothers)

Supernatural (Eric Kripke, Jared PadaleckiJensen AcklesJim Beaver, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard, Mark Pellegrino)

The Haunting of Hill House (Mike Flanagan, Michiel HuismanCarla GuginoHenry Thomas)

The Haunting of Bly Manor (Mike Flanagan, Victoria PedrettiOliver Jackson-CohenAmelia Eve)

The Conjuring (James Wan, Chad HayesCarey W. Hayes, Patrick WilsonVera FarmigaRon Livingston)

Slimer

Scream (Wes Craven, Kevin Williamson, Neve CampbellCourteney CoxDavid Arquette, Drew Barrymore, Skeet Ulrich, Rose McGowan, Matthew Lillard, Jamie Kennedy)

Blair Witch - 2016 (Adam Wingard, Simon Barrett, James Allen McCuneCallie HernandezCorbin Reid)

The Guest (Adam Wingard, Simon Barrett, Dan StevensSheila KelleyMaika Monroe)

The Blair Witch Project

Cloverfield (Matt Reeves, Drew Goddard, Mike VogelJessica LucasLizzy Caplan)

REC (Jaume BalagueróPaco Plaza, Manuela VelascoFerran TerrazaJorge-Yamam Serrano)

The VVitch (Robert Eggers, Anya Taylor-JoyRalph InesonKate Dickie)

The Witches - 1990 (Nicolas Roeg, Roald Dahl (book), Allan Scott (screenplay), Anjelica HustonMai ZetterlingJasen Fisher)

The Witches - 2020 (Robert Zemeckis, Anne HathawayOctavia SpencerStanley Tucci)

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (Colin Higgins, Burt ReynoldsDolly PartonDom DeLuise)

Anjelica Huston vs. Anne Hathaway

Colossal (Nacho Vigalondo, Anne HathawayJason SudeikisAustin Stowell)

Taking of Pellam 123 - 1974 (Joseph Sargent, Walter MatthauRobert ShawMartin Balsam)

Assault on Precinct 13 (John Carpenter, Austin StokerDarwin JostonLaurie Zimmer)

Money Train (Joseph Ruben, Wesley SnipesWoody HarrelsonJennifer Lopez)

Zombeavers (Jordan Rubin, Rachel MelvinCortney PalmLexi Atkins)

Roma (Alfonso Cuarón, Yalitza AparicioMarina de TaviraDiego Cortina Autrey)

Great Expectations (Alfonso Cuarón, Charles Dickens (novel), Mitch Glazer (screenplay), Ethan HawkeGwyneth PaltrowHank Azaria)

The Possibility of Hope (documentary, overpopulation, climate change, the rise of fascist powers, Fabrizio EvaJohn GrayNaomi Klein)

Avengers Endgame (The Thanos Snap, Josh Brolin, Anthony RussoJoe Russo, Robert Downey Jr.Chris EvansMark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Paul Rudd, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chadwick Boseman, Brie Larson, Tom Holland, Tom Hiddleston, Jon Favreau, Natalie Portman, Jon Favreau, Taika Waititi)

Gravity (Alfonso CuarónJonás Cuarón, Sandra BullockGeorge ClooneyEd Harris)

Die Hard (John McTiernan, Bruce WillisAlan RickmanBonnie Bedelia)

Allegories to the Virgin Mary

The Christmas Truce of WWI

Thriller

Franz Kafka

The Canterbury Tales - Geoffrey Chaucer

Billy on the Street with Julianne Moore (Billy Eichner)

The Murder of Fred Hampton

Logan's Run (Michael Anderson, Michael YorkJenny AgutterRichard Jordan)

“There’s no such thing as an anti-war film,” is a quote often attributed to the late French filmmaker François Truffaut.

American Sniper (Clint Eastwood, Bradley CooperSienna MillerKyle Gallner)

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