The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast

Buckle up for the wildest ride of your life (or at least Frank's)! "The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast" dives headfirst into the hilarious and heartwarming chaos of late-in-life parenthood. Join Frank Cerio, a 55-year-old Gen X-er who thought his days of all-nighters were over (except maybe to catch that sweet, sweet rerun of "Miami Vice"), as he navigates the uncharted waters of pregnancy and impending fatherhood. Luckily, he's got his lifelong wingman, Carlo Russo, by his side. At 56, Carlo's a seasoned dad with two grown sons, a wealth of (questionable) advice, and a healthy dose of "I told you so." Each week, Frank and Carlo tackle the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, from weird cravings and bizarre baby products to the existential dread of assembling a crib. Expect plenty of laughs, relatable stories, and maybe even a few tears (mostly from Frank). Whether you're a seasoned parent, a newbie like Frank, or just enjoy the schadenfreude of watching someone else lose sleep, "The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast" is your weekly dose of midlife mayhem. Tune in and get ready to laugh, cry, and learn that it's never too late to start over... or at least try to change a diaper without throwing your back out.

Must Have Baby Stuff, Time’s Flying By and Baby Josie Scares the Dog 04/09/2025

Must Have Baby Stuff, Time’s Flying By and Baby Josie Scares the Dog The hosts celebrate reaching their 22nd episode and discuss the incredible speed at which time is passing with the arrival of baby Josie. Frank notes how much Josie is changing and growing, a sentiment many parents share. Crash Test Daddy: Essential Baby Products Frank and Carlo share their experiences with baby products they've found essential in the first month. Maam Original Start Newborn Baby Pacifier: This pacifier is a clear favorite for Josie. Halo 100% Cotton Sleepsack Swaddle: This swaddle is praised for its ease of use and effectiveness in helping Josie sleep. My Brest Friend Nursing Pillow: This pillow is deemed a must-have for breastfeeding, providing comfort and support for Kelly. Lansinoh Breast Therapy Packs: These packs offer both heat and cold therapy for breastfeeding mothers. Medela Manual Breast Pump: This pump is simple, effective, and easy to clean. Cradlewise: This product is hailed as a lifesaver, helping Josie sleep and providing valuable sleep tracking data. However, Frank mentions a privacy concern with the caregiver account feature that they are working to resolve. The Diaper Saga Frank and Carlo share a humorous anecdote about their initial struggles with diapering a newborn. They discuss the challenges of getting the fit right and dealing with unexpected "blowouts". A lactation consultant provided a simple solution: ensure the diaper is tight enough. Frank also expresses his amazement at discovering the wetness indicator stripe on the diaper. The discussion turns to the increased diaper consumption and the logistics of diaper changes. The Incredible Rate of Change Both hosts marvel at how quickly Josie is changing and growing. Frank humorously describes Josie as being on "version 3.0" already. This leads to a heartfelt conversation about the ever-increasing love and bonding experienced with a child. Parental Bonding and Sleepless Nights Frank shares a touching moment of overhearing Kelly humming "Moon River" to Josie, highlighting the unique bond between mother and child. He also discusses his efforts to bond with Josie through playful interactions and singing. The hosts acknowledge the sleep deprivation and the challenges of balancing parental duties. Advice and Reflections Frank shares a piece of advice he received about cherishing every moment, as the first year of a child's life goes by incredibly fast. He also recounts the story of receiving a special gift: a high chair that his father used as a baby. This prompts a reflection on life, legacy, and the enduring presence of loved ones. Looking Ahead Frank and Carlo express their gratitude to listeners and their excitement for continuing the podcast, sharing their experiences as parents /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/36066295

Must Have Baby Stuff, Time’s Flying By and Baby Josie Scares the Dog : Episode 22 04/09/2025

My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement 03/26/2025

My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement : Episode 21 Welcome back to another episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, where hosts Frank Cerio and Carlo Russo, with a combined age of 111 and an IQ somewhere in the same ballpark, dive into the madness of dadness. In this heartwarming episode, Frank shares the incredible journey of welcoming his newborn daughter, baby Josie, into the world. An Indescribable and Life-Changing Experience Frank begins by expressing the overwhelming emotions and the profound life change that the arrival of baby Josie has brought. He admits struggling to find the right words to describe the experience, ultimately concluding that it is truly indescribable and life-altering. This tiny six-pound package has instantly become the most important thing in his existence, a sentiment echoed by Carlo. The fragility of new life and the immense joy it brings are central themes of this part of the conversation. Frank also shares the positive news of Josie's healthy weight gain since her birth on March 5th. He emphasizes the role of faith in navigating the anxieties and embracing the incredible joy of parenthood. An "Oscar Acceptance Speech" for Mom and Medical Heroes Before diving into the details of the birth, Frank humorously declares this episode his "acceptance speech," acknowledging the many people who made this possible. He showers immense praise and gratitude upon his wife, Kelly, for her strength, courage, and resilience throughout the entire process. Both Frank and Carlo marvel at the incredible strength of women during childbirth, acknowledging that men cannot compare to what they endure. Frank also gives a heartfelt shout-out to the exceptional doctors and nurses at St. Joe's and Associates for Women's Medicine: Dr. Patrice Paolucci, Dr. Kathleen Rogers, Dr. Sarah Scoch, and nurses Kenzie and Courtney Burke. He recounts how their skill, talent, caring, and compassion made him feel secure and allowed him to focus on supporting Kelly. Carlo echoes this sentiment, highlighting the top-notch medical facilities and professionals in Syracuse. The Journey of Labor and Delivery Frank then takes listeners through the detailed timeline of Josie's arrival, starting on Monday evening when they checked into St. Joe's. He describes the cervical softening process initiated by Dr. Paolucci and the lack of initial progression. By Tuesday morning, a balloon was used to help with dilation, followed by a beneficial soak in the jacuzzi tub. As contractions intensified, Kelly opted for IV pain medication, providing her with some much-needed rest. By Wednesday morning, she was ready for the epidural, a process Frank admits was a little scary. He also recounts the challenges they faced with Kelly's veins when trying to insert IVs. Despite concerns about not feeling contractions with the epidural, Kelly could still feel the pressure and was able to practice pushing with nurse Kenzie. The pushing stage involved different positions, with Frank providing physical support. Frank vividly describes the moment baby Josie arrived, the immediate joy, and the surreal experience of cutting the umbilical cord. He shares a funny anecdote about the doctor checking on him, thinking he might faint. Josie latched quickly for feeding, and her initial measurements were six pounds, one ounce and 19 and a half inches long. Frank fondly recalls how Josie seemed bigger than her percentile suggested. Navigating Postpartum Challenges After a couple of hours in the labor and delivery room, things took a challenging turn. As the epidural wore off, Kelly fainted in the bathroom. Doctors became concerned about blood loss and discovered that the upper part of Kelly's uterus wasn't contracting properly. This led to an excruciating examination and the insertion of a Jada balloon to apply suction and pressure to stop the bleeding. Kelly was given fentanyl for the pain and started on IV fluids and antibiotics due to a fever. They remained in the labor and delivery room until late Wednesday night before finally being moved to the mother and baby room. A Sigh of Relief and Looking Ahead Frank describes finally getting some much-needed sleep on Wednesday night while baby Josie began cluster feeding. By Thursday morning, Kelly's condition had stabilized, and Josie passed her pediatric and hearing exams. Frank expresses his relief and gratitude for the positive turn of events. Final Thoughts This episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast offers a raw and honest account of the incredible journey of childbirth. Frank's heartfelt appreciation for his wife, the medical team, and the miracle of new life is truly touching. Join Frank and Carlo next time for more adventures in the world of gray hair and daycare! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35870890

My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement : Episode 21 03/25/2025

The Final Countdown 03/11/2025

The Final Countdown Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast Episode 20: The Final Countdown Week 37 and 38: From Leek to Pumpkin in a Week In this episode of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Frank and Carlo cover two weeks of pregnancy updates, with baby Josie going from the size of a leek to a pumpkin in just seven days! By week 38, she's full-term with fully developed lungs and a brain, and even a full set of nails. Check, Please! The Baby Expenses Frank provides an update on the baby expenses, which haven't increased as much as he anticipated thanks to the generosity of friends and family. The total now stands at $3,503.43, with the main additions being crib bedding and a Baby Bjorn bouncer. Frank shares a funny anecdote about his concern over where to put the baby when they can't hold her all the time, leading him to research and purchase the bouncer. A Whirlwind of Visitors and Gifts The past few weeks have been a whirlwind of activity for Frank and Kelly, with visits from friends and family who showered them with gifts and even more baby clothes. Kelly's organizational skills are put to the test as she repeatedly reorganizes the growing collection of baby items. The Induction Date is Set At their week 38 doctor's appointment, Frank and Kelly receive the unexpected news that they can induce labor as early as that Friday. While Kelly seems fine with the immediate timeline, Frank is caught off guard and has reservations. He shares his concerns about not being prepared and wanting to wait for natural labor. After much discussion, they settle on a compromise and schedule the induction for the following Monday. Frank's Reflections and Excitement Frank reflects on the upcoming life change and expresses his excitement and anticipation for baby Josie's arrival. He shares his desire for a natural labor and his appreciation for the support they've received from their community. Looking Ahead Frank announces that the podcast will be switching to a bi-weekly schedule for a while as they adjust to parenthood. He also hints at the possibility of sharing baby Josie's first picture on social media. Stay Tuned! This is just a glimpse into the eventful and emotional journey that Frank and Carlo share in Episode 20 of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast. Be sure to listen to the full episode for all the laughter, reflections, and anticipation as they count down the days to baby Josie's arrival! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35631305

The Final Countdown : Episode 20 03/11/2025

No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue 03/04/2025

No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue Episode 19: No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue A Baby Update In this episode, Frank's wife, Kelly, is 36 weeks pregnant, and the baby is the size of a Swiss chard. The baby's lungs and brain are still developing, but everything else is largely there. Frank and Kelly are getting close to the due date and are excited but also a little nervous. The Silver Fox Mailbox Frank and Carlo start the episode with a new segment called the Silver Fox Mailbox, where they read comments and feedback from their listeners. They had a good laugh over a comment from one of Carlo's sons, who is apparently watching their TikTok videos. A New Coffee Machine Frank has a new coffee machine that he's excited about. He's hoping it will help him stay awake when the baby arrives. Carlo is also impressed with the new machine. A Surprise Baby Shower Kelly's coworkers threw her a surprise baby shower, which was very kind of them. She received some generous gifts. A Health Scare Kelly had a bit of a health scare when she started seeing flashes of light in her vision and her blood pressure was high. The doctor was concerned about preeclampsia, but luckily, the blood work came back clear. A Blizzard Hits Syracuse While Frank was in Florida, a blizzard hit Syracuse, and he returned to find his house buried in snow. He had to rely on the kindness of his neighbor to help him dig out. The snow was so bad that Frank and Kelly had to reschedule their doctor's appointment. The Aftermath The blizzard was a major inconvenience, but Frank and Kelly are grateful that they were safe and sound. They're also thankful for their neighbor's help. A Banana Smuggling Incident Frank's sister and brother-in-law were traveling in Europe and got held up in customs on their way back because they were trying to bring some bananas into the country. Looking Ahead Frank and Carlo are looking forward to the next episode, where they'll catch up on the latest developments with the pregnancy. They're also excited to see what the future holds for their podcast. Overall, this episode was a mix of fun and serious moments. It was great to hear an update on the pregnancy and to get to know Frank and Carlo a little better. The blizzard story was also very relatable for anyone who has ever experienced a major snowstorm. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35526855

No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue : Episode 19 03/04/2025

Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends & A Superbowl Surprise 02/25/2025

Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends & A Superbowl Surprise Episode 18 : Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends, & A Superbowl Surprise Welcome back to another Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast episode recap! This week, we're delving into Episode 18, where hosts Frank and Carlo navigate the exciting, nerve-wracking, and often hilarious path of impending fatherhood. The Countdown is ON: Baby Josie's Imminent Arrival Frank kicks off the episode with a pregnancy update. At 35 weeks, baby Josie is the size of a head of romaine lettuce and gaining about an ounce a day. She's even developing a bit of a hairy "monkey" look, though Frank assures us that the hair is temporary. The episode also features a crash course in the pronunciation of "vernix caseosa," the waxy substance that covers babies in the womb. "I Was Wrong" (A Recurring Segment) Frank and Carlo engage in some self-correction with their recurring "I Was Wrong" segment. Frank sets the record straight about a birthing technique Carlo used with his wife, Trina, involving warm water. It seems the purpose was to relieve back pain, not to "hose down" Trina as Frank previously joked. Frank also retracts a previous statement about his niece Marie and her experience with a baby nasal aspirator, clearing her name and instead blaming his brother's wife, Jane, for the misinformation. Frank Around and Find Out: Super Bowl Surprises Frank introduces the "Frank Around and Find Out" segment by asking Carlo to imagine a scenario from a year ago where someone predicted the outcome of the recent Super Bowl: Kansas City losing to the Eagles, Donald Trump being present and receiving a standing ovation, and Taylor Swift getting booed by the crowd. Carlo admits he would have dismissed these predictions as outlandish. The conversation then shifts to a broader discussion about the current political climate and the perceived shift in public sentiment. Crash Test Daddy: My Brest Friend Frank introduces the "Crash Test Daddy" segment by surprising Carlo with a My Brest Friend Super Deluxe 25th Anniversary nursing pillow. Carlo tries it on and is impressed with its comfort and functionality, even suggesting he might use it as a snack table. What Just Happened: Life Updates and Preparing for Baby Frank and Carlo discuss recent happenings in their lives. Frank shares his concerns about his swearing habits and Kelly's suggestion to adopt "Good Place"-style substitutions for curse words. They invite listeners to offer their own creative alternatives. Frank also recounts his experience getting his car detailed at Delta Sonic in preparation for the baby's arrival. Doctor's Visits and Exciting News Frank describes a recent doctor's visit where they performed a fetal non-stress test to monitor baby Josie's heart rate and well-being. He also shares the happy news of the arrival of his cousin's baby boy, Arman. This news prompts a candid conversation about expectations for baby Josie's appearance and the hopes and dreams parents have for their children. Looking Ahead: Photos, Social Media, and Saying Goodbye As the episode winds down, Frank and Carlo touch on the topic of baby photos and social media. Frank expresses his desire to share at least one photo of Josie on the podcast, while acknowledging Kelly's preference for privacy. Carlo reminisces about his own experiences with baby photoshoots and the tradition of baby announcements in newspapers. The episode concludes with lighthearted banter and a thank you to the listeners. This episode offers a raw and honest glimpse into the joys and challenges of preparing for a new baby. Frank and Carlo's humor and vulnerability make for an engaging and relatable listen, reminding us that even with gray hair and a few more years under their belts, the journey of fatherhood is a wild and wonderful ride. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35421805

Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends & A Superbowl Surprise : Episode 18 02/25/2025

A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters & The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes 02/18/2025

A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters & The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes Episode 17 : A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters, and The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes Buckle up, folks, because Frank and Carlo, the dynamic duo of the Gray Hair & Daycare podcast, are back with another episode! Frank's wife, Kelly, is 34 weeks pregnant, and the countdown to baby girl's arrival is officially on. This week's episode is packed with hilarious anecdotes, heartwarming moments, and the kind of relatable chaos that only comes with impending parenthood. Baby Update: Hugs, Kicks, and a Whole Lotta Food Kelly is doing well, but let's just say pregnancy is starting to take its toll. Her joints are loosening up, which is great for childbirth but not so great for her back. And hugging Frank? Forget about it. She now has to launch herself backward to break free from his embrace, thanks to her burgeoning belly. Speaking of bellies, Kelly's is getting big, and so is her appetite. Frank paints a hilarious picture of her devouring mountains of food for breakfast, while he's probably thinking, "Where does she put it all?" But hey, she's eating for two (or maybe three, considering the baby's kicking force!), and she's doing a fantastic job managing her gestational diabetes. Diaper Diet Update: Frank vs. the Fetus Remember the "Diaper Diet," Frank's ambitious attempt to lose more weight than Kelly gains during pregnancy? Well, it's not exactly going according to plan. Between holiday feasts, baby showers at Italian restaurants (seriously, who can resist those carbs?), and Carlo's evil chocolate-filled popcorn attacks, Frank's weight loss has plateaued. Kelly, on the other hand, is up 32 pounds and counting. But she's got a great excuse: she's building a human! And let's be honest, she deserves all the sweet potatoes her heart desires. Silver Fox Mailbox: Nigerian Princes and the Jacama Saga Frank and Carlo dive into their listener mailbag, which is apparently overflowing with bizarre podcast promotion offers from Nigerian princes turned marketing gurus. Apparently, these princes are willing to do anything to get their hands on Frank and Carlo's Apple podcast kingdom. But the real highlight of the mailbox segment is the ongoing "Jacama Saga." Remember that mystery fruit from a previous episode? Well, thanks to some helpful listeners, Frank and Carlo now know that it's actually pronounced "ha-ca-ma" and is a Mexican root vegetable. They even got a cooking tip from their friend Phil the woodworker, who apparently makes a mean jacama slaw. I Was Wrong: Mall Rats and Misremembered Girlfriends In a hilarious turn of events, Frank and Carlo are called out by a listener for their previous assumptions about mall rats. Apparently, these "undesirables" may have come from good families after all. Sounds like someone has a little teenage dirtbag confession to make... And the "I Was Wrong" train keeps rolling, as Frank gets busted for misremembering the name of his friend's ex-girlfriend. It's a classic case of mistaken identity, with a dash of "Did I really say that?" awkwardness. Frank Around Find Out: Government Shenanigans and the Joys of USA ID Frank and Carlo put on their investigative journalist hats and delve into the murky world of government funding. They're shocked to discover that Catholic Charities receives over 60% of its revenue from the government. This raises some serious questions about government overreach and the potential for misuse of funds. But the real bombshell is the USA ID exposé. Apparently, this Cold War-era organization, founded by JFK to combat communism, has morphed into a slush fund for liberal pet projects. We're talking electric vehicles in Vietnam, tourism in Egypt, and DEI initiatives in Serbia. Frank and Carlo are flabbergasted, and they're not afraid to let their opinions fly. What Just Happened: Baby Showers, Hospital Tours, and Diaper Towers of Love Hold on tight, because the "What Just Happened" segment is a whirlwind of activity. Frank and Kelly attended two baby showers, one in Buffalo and one in Syracuse, and they were showered with love, gifts, and enough food to feed a small army. Frank's mother-in-law pulled off a genius move by holding back on gifts at the first shower, only to surprise them later with a massive box of baby clothes. And the star of the show? A Peter Rabbit bathrobe so adorable that Frank and Kelly are desperately searching for an adult-sized version. The hospital tour was an eye-opening experience, with Frank lamenting the absence of a giant baby window and the rise of "DIY childbirth." But hey, at least they have a lactation consultant on speed dial in case breastfeeding doesn't go smoothly. And let's not forget the diaper tower of love, lovingly crafted by Carlo and his wife Trina. It's so beautiful, Frank doesn't even want to take it apart. That's a Wrap: Four Weeks to Go! As the episode wraps up, Frank and Carlo reflect on the craziness of the past week and look ahead to the imminent arrival of baby Josie. With only four weeks to go, they're starting to realize that life is about to change in a big way. But one thing's for sure: they'll be there to share all the hilarious, heartwarming, and messy moments of fatherhood with their listeners. So stay tuned, folks, because the adventure is just beginning! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35336305

A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters & The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes : Episode 17 02/18/2025

Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour & Kelly Mines Comedy Gold 02/11/2025

Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour & Kelly Mines Comedy Gold Episode 16: Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour, and Kelly Mines Comedy Gold A Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast Recap Welcome back to another Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast! In Episode 16, Frank and Carlo take us on a journey through the ups and downs of impending fatherhood, the absurdity of celebrity activism, and the joys of a well-organized spreadsheet. Baby Josie: Still a Coconut, But With a Fully Developed Brain Frank gives us an update on Baby Josie, who is now 33 weeks along and "drinking up to a pint of amniotic fluid per day." Her brain and nervous system are fully developed, and she's gaining about half a pound per week. Frank shares an exciting moment where he felt Josie push back on his hand, highlighting the growing anticipation for her arrival. George Jetson's Age and Other Silver Fox Mailbox Musings The Silver Fox Mailbox segment brings us some interesting tidbits from YouTube viewers. One viewer points out that the Jetsons cartoon was set in 2062, making George Jetson 40 years old at the time. This sparks a discussion about the future, flying cars, and the accuracy of past predictions. Another viewer reminisces about working with Frank at Circuit City, highlighting the impact Frank's humor has had on those around him. Frank Rants (and We Find Out): The Selena Gomez Saga In a new segment, tentatively titled "Frank Around and Find Out," Frank dives into current events. He discusses the new president's deportation policies and criticizes Selena Gomez's "performative activism." Frank points out the hypocrisy of a billionaire like Gomez claiming helplessness while her "people" are being deported. He also criticizes the tendency of online discourse to focus on trivial matters rather than addressing real issues. What Just Happened: Wegmans Triumphs, Childbirth Classes, and Hospital Tours Frank shares some personal updates, including a successful trip to Wegmans without a "pit stop" for Kelly. They've also completed their childbirth classes, which ended up being more informative than initially expected. A hospital tour is on the horizon, bringing the reality of Josie's arrival even closer. Laundry, Spreadsheets, and the Scarcity Mentality Frank shares his experience doing his first load of baby laundry and the challenges of folding tiny clothes. He also discusses creating a spreadsheet to plan Kelly's maternity leave and his own paternity leave. Interestingly, Kelly's gestational diabetes has led her to develop a newfound appreciation for Frank's love of food. Nursery Design Hacks and Other Comedic Observations Kelly's comedic talents are on full display as she suggests a nursery design hack: "Give your wife carte blanche to design the nursery and then don't do any of it." Frank acknowledges the truth in her joke and promises to get started on the nursery soon. Until Next Time... As always, Frank and Carlo deliver a humorous and insightful look at the challenges and joys of fatherhood. Tune in next time for more Gray Hair & Daycare adventures! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35236820

Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour & Kelly Mines Comedy Gold : Episode 16 02/11/2025

Rubber Duckies, Bath Water Battles, and Trina Draws a Line 02/04/2025

Rubber Duckies, Bath Water Battles, and Trina Draws a Line A Baby Update Frank's wife is now 32 weeks pregnant, and their baby is the size of a pineapple. The baby's skull isn't fully fused yet, but her lungs and central nervous system are developing nicely. She could breathe and stay warm with medical help if she was born now. She also has visible eyelashes, eyebrows, and hair. I Was Wrong (Again) Frank was wrong about his niece Marie using the Frida Baby Nosefrida. It was actually her husband who used the product on their baby. Carlo's wife Trina put her foot down and said there was no way Carlo was going to suck snot out of Frank's nose. Crash Test Daddy Frank and Carlo tested the Fisher-Price Baby to Toddler Bath 4-in-1 Sling and Seat Tub and the B&H Rubber Ducky Bath Thermometer. They filled the tub with water and then used the ducky thermometer to check the temperature. Both Frank and Carlo underestimated the temperature, but they were still in the safe range. What Just Happened? Frank and Kelly have been watching childbirth class videos. Frank is not impressed with the instructor or the techniques. He thinks the videos are boring and the techniques are not going to work. Carlo shared his own experience with childbirth classes. He and Trina had to get in a bathtub and hose each other down. Another Scan Frank and Kelly had another ultrasound scan. The baby is now estimated to be four pounds, eight ounces. Everything is on track. However, Frank had a moment of panic when they had to wait a long time to see the doctor after the scan. He was worried that something was wrong with the scan. It turned out that everything was fine. Frank's Three Big Rocks Frank has been thinking about what it means to be a good father. He has come up with three main things he wants to focus on: how he treats his wife, his daughter's faith, and being a protective father. Lullaby Land This episode's lullaby is "Stay Awake" from Mary Poppins. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35144630

Rubber Duckies, Bath Water Battles, and Trina Draws a Line : Episode 15 02/04/2025

Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races & Kathy Lee 01/28/2025

Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races & Kathy Lee Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races and Kathy Lee: Episode 14 Recap In episode 14 of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, hosts Frank and Carlo cover a wide range of topics, from the joys of Disney cruises and the impending arrival of Frank's baby to travel nightmares and the challenges of parenting later in life. Pregnancy Update Frank provides an update on his wife Kelly's pregnancy, announcing that she is 31 weeks along and their baby girl is the size of a jackfruit or a coconut. The baby is developing rapidly and can now open her eyes and focus. Frank and Kelly are excited about the upcoming arrival and are already making plans for their first Disney cruise as a family. Disney Cruises The conversation then shifts to Disney cruises, with Carlo asking Frank about his love for Disney. Frank explains that Disney cruises offer a high-quality experience with excellent service, food, and entertainment. He emphasizes that there are adult-only sections on the ship, so it's possible to escape the hustle and bustle of families with children. Frank also highlights the rotational dining system, where guests have the same servers throughout the cruise, ensuring personalized service. Baby Races and the "Snoo" Frank shares an amusing anecdote about the "Jack Jack Baby Race" on Disney cruises, where babies crawl across a track to the finish line. He jokes about training his baby to win and expresses concern about the use of cell phones as enticement for the babies. The hosts then discuss the high cost of the "Snoo," a high-tech bassinet that helps babies sleep. Frank reveals that they have opted for the even more expensive "Cradle Wise," which transforms from a bassinet to a cradle and offers advanced features like sleep analytics and a built-in baby monitor. Travel Troubles The conversation takes a turn as Frank recounts his recent travel nightmare to West Palm Beach. He encountered a series of delays, cancellations, and a frustrating experience with an overweight bag. Frank also shares an amusing encounter with a "poster child for a broken idiot millennial" at the airport. The travel woes continued with missed connections, a delayed flight due to a missing pilot, and a sweltering plane cabin. Despite the challenges, Frank maintains his composure and even finds humor in the situation. Parenting Reflections The episode concludes with reflections on the challenges of parenting, with Frank and Carlo discussing the concept of "gentle parenting" and the debate around self-soothing. They share their own experiences and perspectives on navigating parenthood. Overall Episode 14 of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast offers a mix of humor, insightful discussions, and personal anecdotes, providing listeners with a glimpse into the lives of these two dads navigating the ups and downs of parenthood later in life. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35046050

Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races & Kathy Lee : Episode 14 01/28/2025

Childbirth Classes, Snot Suckers & The Return of The Mumbles 01/22/2025

Childbirth Classes, Snot Suckers & The Return of The Mumbles Childbirth Classes, Snot Suckers and The Return of the Mumbles: Episode 13 Recap Welcome back to the Gray Hair and Daycare podcast! In this episode, Frank and Carlo tackle a range of topics, from the future of technology and education to the joys and challenges of parenting. Frank shares updates on his wife's pregnancy and their preparations for their upcoming vacation. The Future is Now The duo delves into the rapid advancements in technology, particularly the impact of AI. They discuss how AI is revolutionizing various fields, including writing and education. Frank predicts that traditional education may undergo significant changes in the future as AI continues to evolve. Parenting and Kids Frank shares his perspective on parenting and how he believes his and his wife's "old soul" approach will set their child apart. He also provides an update on his wife's pregnancy, revealing that their daughter Josie is now the size of a coconut and is "getting fat." The "I Was Wrong" Segment In this recurring segment, Frank and Carlo address previous misconceptions or incorrect statements. Frank admits he was wrong about the seriousness of gestational diabetes and shares important information about its potential risks. Listener Feedback and the Silver Fox Mailbox The hosts express gratitude for the feedback and engagement from their listeners. They discuss pictures of homemade "pignolata" shared by a listener and address questions about upcoming tests for their "Crash Test Daddy" segment. Upcoming "Crash Test Daddy" Tests Frank and Carlo preview upcoming tests for their "Crash Test Daddy" segment, where they review baby products. They plan to test a variety of items, including a snot sucker, diaper genie, and bottle warmer. What Just Happened? Frank recounts recent events, including his wife's first baby shower and their ongoing struggle with coughs and colds. He also shares a humorous anecdote about his wife's recent doctor's visit. Childbirth Classes Frank discusses their experience with online childbirth classes, expressing his amusement at the "boring" instructor and the "young couple" featured in the videos. Getting Ready for Vacation The hosts share their excitement for their upcoming vacation, during which they plan to relax, visit friends, and continue watching childbirth classes. Thanks for Tuning In! Frank and Carlo wrap up the episode by thanking their listeners for their support and encouraging them to reach out with any questions or suggestions. This blog post is a summary of the podcast episode and does not include all of the details or humorous exchanges. To enjoy the full experience, be sure to listen to Episode 13 of the Gray Hair and Daycare podcast! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/34956125

Childbirth Classes, Snot Suckers & The Return of The Mumbles : Episode 13 01/21/2025

Cabbage Patch Kids, Glucose Guesses and a Farewell to Ankles 01/14/2025

Cabbage Patch Kids, Glucose Guesses and a Farewell to Ankles Cabbage Patch Kids, Glucose Guesses and a Farewell to Ankles Welcome back to the Gray Hair Daycare podcast! Frank and Carlo are back with Episode 12, and it's a rollercoaster of emotions. From produce updates to listener mail to deep dives into family dynamics, this episode has it all and is lovingly dedicated to the memory of Carlo’s Mother, Anna (Carrara) Russo. A Cabbage Patch Kid Frank kicks off the episode with the latest size update: Baby Josephine is now the size of a large cabbage! He marvels at the changes happening in Kelly's body and the increasing frequency of the baby's movements. Silver Fox Mailbag: Cookies and Lullabies The guys dive into listener mail, starting with feedback on their previous discussions about Stuller cookies and lullaby suggestions. Frank reminisces about his love for Swiss fudge cookies and the classic "S" cookie dunking technique. They also discuss lullaby suggestions from listeners, including "Daydream Believer," "My Girl," and "You Are My Sunshine." Memories and Music A listener's comment about singing to their baby prompts a discussion about memories, music, and the impact of losing a parent. Carlo shares a touching story about finding a picture of himself playing guitar for his newborn son, sparking a conversation about the power of music to connect with children. He had no recollection of the moment but was deeply moved by the image. This sparks a discussion about the power of photographs to evoke memories and preserve family history. The healing power of photos Carlo goes on to share a touching story about the recent passing of his Mother. While preparing for his her memorial, Carlo went through numerous family photos, bringing back a flood of emotions and memories. The experience was both painful and healing, reminding him of the rich life his mother lived and the impact she had on her family. Family Dynamics and Fatherhood The conversation takes a deeper turn as Frank and Carlo discuss family dynamics, fatherhood, and the challenges of communicating with aging parents. Carlo talks about the importance of making his father feel loved and appreciated, especially after the recent passing of his mother. Frank reflects on his own experiences with his father and the different ways in which his siblings interacted with him. The Dad-A-Base Frank concludes his interview with John Taylor with part 3 of their conversation where John gives a hilarious recounting of his challenges in potty training his son Jacob. What Just Happened? Glucose Tests and Ankle Updates Frank shares updates on Kelly's pregnancy, including the unfortunate news that her glucose test results were not as good as they had hoped. He expresses his frustration with the process and his concern for Kelly's emotional well-being. He also shares a humorous anecdote about Kelly saying goodbye to her ankles as her pregnancy progresses. Looking Ahead Frank and Carlo wrap up the episode with a preview of upcoming events, including a much-needed vacation and the challenges of preparing for the baby's arrival. They also discuss the future of the podcast and the exciting possibilities that lie ahead. Stay tuned for more laughs, insights, and heartwarming moments from the Gray Hair Daycare podcast! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/34849210

Cabbage Patch Kids, Glucose Guesses and a Farewell to Ankles: Episode 12 01/14/2025

Tricycles, Tests & The Joys of Third Grade 01/08/2025

Tricycles, Tests & The Joys of Third Grade Tricycles, Tests, and the Joys of Third Grade Welcome back to the Gray Hair Daycare podcast! Frank and Carlo kick off Season 2 (or is it Episode 11?) with a bang, diving into baby updates, glucose tests, listener mail, and a heartwarming interview with returning guest, John Taylor. Butternut Squash and Big Heads Frank starts the episode with the latest produce update: Baby Josephine is now the size of a butternut squash! He shares a humorous observation about her growing head size, prompting a discussion about head shapes, genetics, and the dreaded "bobblehead" phenomenon. Silver Fox Mailbag: C-Sections and Car Seats The guys dive into listener mail, starting with a reassuring email from Becky about C-sections. Frank is relieved to learn that there will be a "nice size screen" separating him from the surgical action. They then discuss a helpful recommendation from Marie, the baby name contest winner, about an Instagram account called "safeintheseat" that provides valuable information on car seat safety. The Dad-a-base: John Taylor Returns In this episode's "The Database" segment, Frank and Carlo continue their conversation with John Taylor, exploring the challenges and rewards of fatherhood. John shares his experiences with newborns, sleep deprivation, and the importance of establishing a day-night routine. He also discusses the joys of watching his son grow and develop his own interests and personality. What Just Happened? Glucose Tests and Generous Cousins Frank recounts his recent experiences with Kelly's glucose test, expressing his frustration with the process and his differing beliefs about the power of the mind. He then shares a heartwarming story about Kelly's generous cousins, who gifted them a play mat and a tricycle, sparking a nostalgic memory about Frank's own childhood tricycle antics. Looking Ahead Frank and Carlo wrap up the episode with a preview of upcoming events, including Kelly's baby shower and the possibility of more "sad stories" from Frank's childhood. Stay tuned for more laughs, insights, and heartwarming moments from the Gray Hair Daycare podcast! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/34772985

Tricycles, Tests & The Joys of Third Grade : Episode 11 01/07/2025

Baby Josie, Broken Noses & The End of Season One 12/31/2024

Baby Josie, Broken Noses & The End of Season One Baby Josie, Broken Noses, and the End of Season One! Hold onto your hats, folks, because Episode 10 of the Gray Hair Daycare podcast is jam-packed with excitement! Frank and Carlo celebrate their 10th episode (and the end of 2024!) with pregnancy updates, a deep dive into baby monitors, and a heartwarming name reveal. A Very Special Delivery Frank kicks off the episode with the much-anticipated announcement of their baby girl's name: Josephine! He expresses his love for the name and congratulates the lucky listener who suggested it (and won a Gray Hair Daycare t-shirt!). Check, Please! The guys revisit their ongoing "Check, Please!" segment, where they track the expenses of preparing for a baby. Carlo plays a guessing game, trying to estimate the total cost based on clues from Frank. The grand total? A whopping $1401.95, thanks to a recent purchase of high-tech baby monitors. What Just Happened? Frank recounts his latest adventures, starting with a not-so-fun glucose tolerance test for Kelly. He then shares details about a recent doctor's appointment and ultrasound, where they got to see their baby girl in 3D! Frank marvels at the technology and the ability to see his daughter's developing features (including, perhaps, his own nose!). He also discusses the results of the ultrasound, including her percentiles and estimated weight. Looking Ahead to a New Year (and a New Season!) With the end of the year approaching, Frank and Carlo reflect on the upcoming holidays and the changes that Baby Josephine will bring. They discuss the joys and challenges of first-time parenthood and how their lives will be transformed in the coming months. Lullaby Land The episode concludes with a touching lullaby segment. Frank shares his rendition of "Lullaby (Goodnight My Angel)" by Billy Joel, a song about a father reassuring his daughter during a difficult time. Season Two is Coming! Frank and Carlo wrap up Season One with gratitude and excitement for the future. They thank their listeners for joining them on this journey and tease even more adventures in Season Two. Stay tuned for more laughs, insights, and heartwarming moments from the Gray Hair Daycare podcast! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/34668410

Baby Josie, Broken Noses & The End of Season One : Episode 10 12/31/2024

Name The Baby Announcement! 12/25/2024

Christmas Eve, John Taylor, and the Diaper Diet Update 12/24/2024

Christmas Eve, John Taylor, and the Diaper Diet Update A Festive Feast of Fatherhood: Celebrating Christmas Eve with the Gray Hair and Day Care Podcast In the Christmas Eve episode of the "Gray Hair and Day Care" podcast, hosts Frank and Carlo delve into a smorgasbord of festive topics, from holiday traditions to the joys and challenges of fatherhood. Join us as we recap the highlights of this heartwarming episode filled with laughter, reflections, and the spirit of the season. A Feast of Seven Fishes...or Something Like That The episode kicks off with a discussion about the Feast of the Seven Fishes, a traditional Italian-American Christmas Eve meal. While both Frank and Carlo's families partake in the feast, they each have their own unique twists on the tradition. Frank's family substitutes some of the traditional fishes for dishes like bacon-wrapped scallops with brie cream sauce. Carlo's family has opted for a catered feast to simplify the holiday preparations. The Joys and Challenges of Fatherhood Frank shares an update on his wife's pregnancy, expressing both excitement and a touch of trepidation about the upcoming birth. He recalls a humorous conversation with a colleague who cautioned him against having children, only to discover shortly after that he was going to be a father. The hosts also discuss the challenges of co-parenting, with Carlo sharing his own experiences and offering advice to Frank. They emphasize the importance of consistency and open communication, especially during the early days of fatherhood. The Silver Fox Mailbox and the Name the Baby Initiative The episode also features a segment called the Silver Fox Mailbox, where listeners can share their own parenting stories and questions. In this episode, the hosts announce the results of their "Name the Baby" initiative, where listeners were asked to vote on a name for Frank's soon-to-be-born daughter. The winning name is Josephine, with Madeline coming in a close second. The Dadabase: A Conversation with John Taylor In the first installment of a new segment called the Database, Frank interviews John Taylor, a friend and colleague who shares his unique perspective on fatherhood as a single dad. John talks about the challenges and rewards of raising his eight-year-old son, Jacob, and offers insights into the importance of co-parenting and creating a supportive environment for children. Diaper Diet and Holiday Traditions Frank provides an update on his "Diaper Diet," a weight-loss challenge he embarked on to stay ahead of his wife's pregnancy weight gain. Despite his efforts, he finds himself falling behind but remains determined to continue his health journey. The hosts also reminisce about their favorite Christmas traditions, from decorating the tree to attending midnight mass. Frank shares his tradition of planting a Christmas tree in his backyard every year, creating a lasting memory for his family. Lullaby Land: A Christmas Serenade In the Lullaby Land segment, Frank shares a special Christmas song he wrote called "Santa Loves You." The song tells the story of a father who uses a note from Santa Claus as a way to express his love for his children. The episode concludes with a warm Christmas message from the hosts, wishing listeners a joyous holiday season filled with love and laughter. Tune in and Subscribe If you enjoyed this festive episode of the "Gray Hair and Day Care" podcast, be sure to subscribe to stay updated on future episodes filled with humorous anecdotes, insightful discussions, and the heartwarming journey of fatherhood. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/34598720

Christmas Eve, John Taylor, and the Diaper Diet Update : Episode 9 12/24/2024

Dad Brain, Baby Names and Frank might be a Fainter 12/17/2024

Dad Brain, Baby Names and Frank might be a Fainter Dad Brain and Other Pregnancy Adventures: Episode 8 Recap Welcome back to another recap of the Gray Hair Daycare podcast! This week, Frank and Carlo tackle Episode 8, and it's a doozy. Buckle up for pregnancy updates, listener mail, book reports, and a deep dive into the phenomenon known as "dad brain." Baby Cereal is Brewing Frank kicks off the episode with an update on Baby Cerio's progress. At 25 weeks, she's the size of a head of cauliflower (or a bunch of scallions, which, let's be honest, is a weird comparison). Her eyes are starting to open and close, she's gaining a little fat, and her organs are almost fully formed. Frank also shares some heartwarming insights into her development, like her ability to hear and remember sounds. I Was Wrong (Again!) The "I Was Wrong" segment makes its triumphant return, with Frank admitting he misremembered details about his childhood. This leads to a hilarious discussion about school districting, shifting demographics, and the unique experience of growing up in a time of constant change. The Silver Fox Mailbox is Overflowing The guys then dive into listener feedback on potential baby names. The suggestions range from the classic (Madeline, Sophia) to the unique (Carmela Rose, Carlina Louise) to the downright wacky (Fruit Loop Cereal, Jasmine Bubbles). Frank encourages listeners to vote on their favorites, promising a special episode to announce the winning name. A Book Report for Expectant Parents This week's book report features "What to Expect When You're Expecting," a comprehensive guide for pregnancy. Frank highly recommends this book for its detailed information and practical advice, though he cautions that it might be a bit overwhelming for anxious parents-to-be. What Just Happened? Frank recounts a recent trip to visit his brother in Nashville, where he experienced a series of forgetful moments, including losing his credit card and the keys to the rental car. This prompts a discussion about "dad brain," the cognitive changes that fathers experience during pregnancy and after childbirth. They explore the science behind dad brain, including brain volume reduction, hormonal changes, and increased empathy. Frank's Biggest Fear In a vulnerable moment, Frank opens up about his fear of childbirth. He recounts a fainting spell he had in high school while watching a childbirth video and expresses his anxiety about being present for the birth of his own child. Carlo offers some sage advice, encouraging Frank to focus on his wife and let the medical professionals handle the rest. Lullaby Land The episode wraps up with a trip to Lullaby Land, where Frank shares his lullaby rendition of "Good Morning" from the classic film "Singing in the Rain." Tune in next time for more pregnancy adventures and parenting wisdom on the Gray Hair Daycare podcast! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/34484000

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