Gray Hair & Daycare : Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby

The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby Welcome to the Gray Hair & Daycare podcast! Are you a seasoned parent navigating the glorious chaos of raising tiny humans, or an older dad-to-be wondering if you're ready for this wild ride? Then you've found your tribe! Join Frank, a 55-year-old embarking on fatherhood for the very first time, and Carlo, a veteran dad with two grown kids, as they share their unfiltered, hilarious, and often humbling journey through parenthood later in life. With a combined age of 111 years, these Gen X dads offer a unique perspective on everything from pregnancy scares and baby product reviews to the realities of "dad brain" and the quest for the perfect lullaby. Each episode is packed with relatable segments including: What Just Happened?: A candid recap of weekly adventures, from doctor's appointments to navigating pregnancy cravings. Check, Please!: A humorous look at the financial side of raising a child, tracking expenses and sharing money-saving tips. Book Report: Reviews and discussions of parenting books, covering everything from preparing your dog for a new baby to comprehensive pregnancy guides. The Dadabase: Interviews with dads from diverse backgrounds, offering unique perspectives on parenting. Crash Test Daddy: Honest reviews and recommendations of baby gear. The Diaper Diet: Frank's personal weight loss journey as he tries to keep pace with his wife's pregnancy weight gain. Worry of the Week: A candid discussion of parenting anxieties and how they're dealt with. Lullaby Land: A fun contest for favorite lullabies and Frank's musical renditions. I Was Wrong: Frank and Carlo humbly correct past inaccuracies and misremembered details. The Silver Fox Mailbox: Your questions, ideas, and stories from the community. Whether you're dealing with morning sickness , unexpected hospital scares , or just trying to figure out if that $200 diaper bag is worth it , Frank and Carlo are here to share their unfiltered truths. Join the "Dadness" conversation and embrace the roller coaster of emotions that is fatherhood!

Family, Firsts, & Mom Gets Ready To Go Back To Work 06/28/2025

Family, Firsts, & Mom Gets Ready To Go Back To Work Gray Hair & Daycare: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby – Episode 27: Instincts, Family Legacies, and Baby Steps to Independence Hosts: Frank Syrio and Carlo Russo Welcome back to Gray Hair & Daycare: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby! In Episode 27, Frank and Carlo explore the wisdom of trusting parental instincts, the unique ways family history shapes us, and the latest baby milestones as Josie turns three months old. Celebrating Three Months of Baby Josie and Upcoming Changes Frank joyfully announces that his daughter, Josie, is now three months old. He marvels at how quickly the time has passed and highlights her constant "talking," little squeals, and squeaks. Josie even tries to get the dogs' attention, especially Watson, the larger dog, when he plays with a tennis ball. A significant upcoming change is Kelly's return to work in just two weeks, starting with two days a week and gradually increasing. This transition marks a new adventure for the family. Book Report: Five Rules for Raising Successful Kids Frank introduces a "Book Report" segment, this time focusing on an online article by Matilda Ross, a psychiatrist and professor at Boston University. The article outlines "five simple rules to raise highly successful children". Frank notes that some of these rules resonate with Carlo's instinctive parenting style: Follow Your Instincts, Not Influencers: The article emphasizes trusting one's own judgment as parents have for thousands of years, rather than being overwhelmed by information from social media influencers. Carlo, for instance, never sought advice, preferring to figure things out himself. Follow Your Culture, Not Clickbait: Relying on the collective wisdom and experiences of extended family and cultural traditions can be invaluable. Carlo often draws from his memories of how his mother parented. Follow Your Kid, Not the Crowd: Parents should observe and cater to their child's individual interests and personalities, rather than imposing external expectations. This is particularly relevant with multiple children, as each is a unique individual. Focus on Enjoyment, Not Development: When children are having fun, they are naturally learning and developing. Obsessing over milestones can detract from the joy of the moment. Frank acknowledges that while Kelly is very focused on milestones, Josie is ahead socially due to constant interaction, even if her physical milestones are slightly behind. Be Your Real Self, Not Your Ideal Self: Allowing children to see the full range of human emotions, managed appropriately, teaches them emotional intelligence and authenticity. Carlo notes that his parents had "no filter," offering a complete picture of their personalities. What Just Happened: Family Connections and Home Projects Frank shares highlights from the past two weeks: Sister Lucille's Visit: Frank's sister, Lucille, visited for almost a week, providing much-needed help and getting to know baby Josie. The visit also sparked a fascinating discussion about how siblings, particularly with significant age gaps like Frank's 19-year difference with his brother and 12-13 year difference with Lucille, can have vastly different experiences growing up with the same parents. Nursery Progress: With Lucille's help, Frank made significant progress on the baby nursery. He completed the electrical wiring for hot air balloon light fixtures and plans to install chair rail molding. Frank is glad he delayed the nursery project, as their initial ideas would have been impractical. A "Fairy Tale" Trail: Frank created a walking trail on their 12-acre property, leading through a meadow and woods to a pond, even building a makeshift bridge. He envisions this as a special "fairy tale" path for Josie as she grows. Baby's First Outings: Josie had her first visit to Green Lake State Park, where she enjoyed the fresh air (by sleeping). She also experienced her first dinner away from home at Frank's sister Paula's house and her first visit to the family boat at the marina. New Caregiver: The family has lined up Carrie, a retired family member, to help with childcare when Kelly returns to work. Frank emphasizes the immense relief and gratitude of having a trusted family member provide care, contrasting it with the challenges of traditional daycare. Check Please: Updating the Baby Budget In the "Check Please" segment, Frank updates the running total of expenses for Josie. Since the last update a month ago, the total has increased to $6,310.71. This includes significant purchases like molding for the nursery, as well as ongoing costs like diapers and French onesies. Frank also humorously notes the increasing weight of carrying Josie in her car seat, which is now about 15 pounds, making him consider starting a workout routine. The episode concludes with Frank reflecting on how lucky they are to have a generally happy baby, contrasting Josie's disposition with some of the heartbreaking stories shared on new parent subreddits about consistently crying babies. Subscribe to Gray Hair & Daycare: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby on YouTube and follow them on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok! Email your parenting stories and questions to: [email protected] /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/37202045

Family, Firsts, and Mom Gets Ready To Go Back To Work : Episode 27 06/28/2025

Silver Rattles, Baby Prisons & The Spit Up Saga Continues : Episode 26 06/10/2025

Silver Rattles, Baby Prisons & The Spit Up Saga Continues 06/10/2025

Silver Rattles, Baby Prisons & The Spit Up Saga Continues Gray Hair & Daycare: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby – Episode 26: Spitting Up, Car Seat Chaos, and Community Building Hosts: Frank Cerio and Carlo Russo Welcome to Episode 26 of the Gray Hair & Daycare: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby podcast! This week, Frank and Carlo delve into the realities of infant care, from surprising baby milestones to the unexpected challenges of keeping things clean. They also share exciting news about the podcast's growth and connect with their growing community of listeners. The Ever-Changing World of a 12-Week-Old Baby Frank kicks off the episode by celebrating Josie reaching 12 weeks old, almost three full months! They've officially transitioned from 0-3 month clothing to 3-6 month sizes, a testament to how quickly she's growing. Frank describes Josie as generally happy and good-natured, even when she's a little gassy or hungry. Carlo reflects on the cuteness of a crying baby, a sentiment unique to parents. Silver Fox Mailbox: Listener Shout-Outs and Relationship Insights The "Silver Fox Mailbox" segment brings in listener comments and questions: Judy Fire on Instagram playfully commented on an earlier discussion about tickling baby feet to wake them for feedings, highlighting a humorous shared experience among parents. Christine, a "superfan" on YouTube, offered valuable advice: prioritize "Frank time," "couple time," and "family time." This sparked a discussion between Frank and Carlo about maintaining a strong relationship amidst new parenthood. Carlo shares that he and Trina naturally combined "couple time" and "family time" by enjoying outings with their kids, even going to the mall. Frank, as a Gen X dad with a Gen Beta baby, is finding his "Frank time" in the late evenings after Kelly and Josie are asleep, as his sleep needs are less. They emphasize the importance of carving out personal downtime, even if it's just an hour or two. "I Was Wrong": The Reality of Baby Spit-Up Frank addresses a previous statement in his "I Was Wrong" segment: Josie's spitting up. While initially infrequent, he admits that it has increased in recent weeks, peaking between two and four months of age, as is common due to an underdeveloped esophageal sphincter. Even at its peak, Josie only spits up about twice a day, far less than some babies who do so 10-12 times. This leads to a humorous tangent about scary movies, as Frank and Carlo both admit they prefer lighthearted comedies over horror. Crash Test Daddy: The Car Seat Deep Clean A practical "Crash Test Daddy" segment is introduced, born out of necessity. After a major spit-up incident in the car seat on the way to church, Frank realized the importance of knowing how to thoroughly clean a baby car seat. He demonstrates how to "field strip" the UPPAbaby Mesa V2 car seat, highlighting how to remove the canopy, shoulder pads, and main harness cover for machine washing. This segment is a must-watch for new parents as it provides crucial tips for handling inevitable messes and maintaining hygiene. What Just Happened: Vaccinations, Family Visits, and Developmental Leaps Frank updates listeners on recent events: Post-Vaccination Fussy Period: Following her first round of baby vaccinations (Vaxellus, Prevnar 13, and Rotavirus), Josie was a bit fussy for about a day and a half, but quickly returned to her delightful self. Carlo recalls his own difficult experiences with his son's infant surgery, emphasizing the emotional toll of seeing your child in discomfort. Thoughtful Gifts: Frank's sister and brother-in-law gave Josie a beautiful sterling silver baby rattle with her name and birthday engraved. His sister also gifted Kelly an old-school beaded bracelet with the family name, reminiscent of how babies were labeled in hospitals in the past. Cold and Family Visits: Frank battled a chest and stomach cold, which also made Josie a bit fussy and stuffy. Kelly's sister visited from New York City, and Frank's sister, Lucille, is coming for a week-long visit, which Frank is very excited about. His brother plans to visit for their summer party in July. Summer Party Preparations: The family is planning a summer party, which will be a great opportunity for extended family to meet Josie. New Baby Behaviors: Josie is making new noises, including shrieks and squeaks that sound like precursors to laughter and giggles. She has also discovered her hands and is now grabbing and grasping objects. Her range of motion is increasing, allowing her to reach new things. Social Milestones: Josie is hitting many four-month social milestones, actively seeking interaction and reaction from her parents. Frank humorously observes that Josie is already developing an "eye roll" in response to his silly antics. The hosts marvel at the incredible bond and unconditional love that grows with each new interaction. Nursery Update: Frank provides an update on the baby nursery, admitting that procrastinating on its completion was a good thing, as their ideas for furniture placement have evolved. He plans to tackle the light fixtures and other tasks during his sister's visit. Call to Action: Support the Podcast! Frank encourages listeners to subscribe to the podcast on YouTube, like the videos, and leave five-star reviews on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart, or wherever they listen. He emphasizes that positive reviews help boost their rankings and grow the Gray Hair & Daycare: Gen X Dad, Gen Beta Baby community. Products/Topics Mentioned: UPPAbaby Mesa V2 Car Seat: Connect with The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast: YouTube Facebook Instagram TikTok Soundcloud X (Twitter) Reddit Website EMail [email protected] /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/36937550

Vaccinations, Panicky Parents, and Baby Josie’s First Eye-roll?! 05/27/2025

Vaccinations, Panicky Parents, and Baby Josie’s First Eye-roll?! The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast: Episode 25 – 10 Weeks of Fatherhood, Baby Milestones, and Navigating Parental Journeys Hosts: Frank Cerio and Carlo Russo Welcome back to The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast! In Episode 25, hosts Frank Cerio and Carlo Russo delve deeper into the realities of new parenthood, sharing insights from Frank's journey with his 10-week-old daughter, Josie . They discuss the rapid passage of time and how they're fully immersed in parenting an infant . The Evolving Landscape of Parenthood: Finding a Rhythm Frank reflects on the past 10 weeks, noting that while things feel more fun and simpler now, challenges still arise when Josie gets "out of sorts" . Establishing a consistent baby schedule for feeding and sleeping is a work in progress, and even small disruptions can take a day and a half to correct . Carlo observes Frank's transformation into a seasoned dad, noting how different it is to see his friend in this new role at their age . Book Report: Cultivating Young Readers for Success In a segment dedicated to "Book Report," Frank shares an article from CNBC about a common trait among successful adults: being early and avid readers . Frank and Kelly, both keen readers themselves, are keen to foster this love in Josie . The article highlights five key strategies parents of successful children use to encourage reading: Treat Baby Babble as Conversation: Engaging with baby babble as if it's a full conversation encourages early communication skills. Ask Questions and Wait for Answers: This builds conversational ability and encourages children to think before responding . Connect Sound and Shape in Writing: Teaching children to write should go beyond just letter shapes, connecting the sound of the letter with its visual representation . Play with Words: Using tongue twisters and rhythmic word combinations makes language fun and helps children understand words as playful tools . Seize Readable Moments: Integrating reading into everyday life, beyond dedicated "reading time," by pointing out words on signs and objects. Carlo reflects on his own upbringing, where reading was a challenge due to language barriers and a lack of emphasis from his parents . The discussion then shifts to modern children's entertainment, with Frank expressing concerns about screen time and its potential detrimental effects on child development and socialization . He hopes to cultivate a love for music in Josie as an alternative . Check Please: Tracking Baby Expenses The popular "Check Please" segment returns, where Frank meticulously tracks the financial outlay for Josie. The current total spent on baby essentials, including diapers, clothes, and equipment, has reached $4,925.53 . This is an increase of approximately $600 in about six weeks . Notably, the initial major purchase of the Cradlewise bassinet still holds the top spot for spending . What Just Happened: Pediatrician Visits and Baby's First Cold Frank recounts two significant "firsts" for the family: First Unnecessary Pediatrician Trip: Josie developed a head tilt, prompting a worried trip to the pediatrician. Despite Frank's initial online research leading him to concerns about torticollis, Josie was perfectly fine by the time they arrived at the doctor's office . Baby's First Cold and Vaccinations: Following a visit from a toddler cousin, Josie caught her first cold, complete with stuffy nose and a low-grade fever . This coincided with her two-month checkup, leading to a delay in her first round of baby vaccinations . Josie received three vaccines: Vaxellus (a six-in-one vaccine), Prevnar 13 (for pneumonia), and Rotavirus (for a dangerous childhood illness) . Despite the initial cries, Frank notes that Josie handled the shots like a "champ" . Josie's current weight is a healthy 10 pounds, 15.5 ounces. Baptism and Godparenting Journey A major highlight of the episode is Josie's baptism, with Carlo and his wife, Trina, serving as godparents . Frank details the logistical requirements, including gathering baptismal and confirmation certificates . The ceremony, held on Mother's Day, was a beautiful family event, followed by a lovely brunch . Carlo shares his joy in serving as a godparent again at his age, emphasizing the deep importance of faith in their lives . Frank also shares heartwarming gifts for Kelly: a personalized custom book from Wonderbly for her first Mother's Day, which brought her to tears, and an aquamarine pendant from Angara, Josie's birthstone . Baby Milestones and Future Adventures The episode concludes with Frank sharing some delightful baby milestones, including Josie's first outside tummy time and her emerging flirtatious nature, complete with adorable head tilts and effective use of her eyes . Frank humorously speculates that Josie is already developing an "eye roll" in response to his goofiness . The immense joy a baby's smile brings is also a central theme, highlighting the powerful biological connection of fatherhood . Looking ahead, Frank is preparing for summer adventures, including taking Josie out on the boat, complete with a life preserver and copious amounts of sunscreen . Stay tuned for more updates on Frank and Carlo's parenting journey in Episode 26! Subscribe to The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast on YouTube and follow them on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok! Email your parenting stories and questions to: [email protected] Product Links Mentioned: Wonderbly Custom Books: Angara Jewelry: /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/36727035

Vaccinations, Panicky Parents, and Baby Josie’s First Eye-roll?! : Episode 25 05/27/2025

Bottle Warmers, Lactation Consultants and 11 Things About Being A Dad 05/13/2025

Bottle Warmers, Lactation Consultants and 11 Things About Being A Dad The hosts of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Frank and Carlo, return for Episode 24, sharing their experiences with new parenthood and navigating the joys and challenges of raising a baby . They open with lighthearted banter about the changing seasons and the transition from winter to spring . Frank updates listeners on his 7-week-old daughter, Josie, noting how quickly she's growing and changing . Crash Test Daddy: The Mom Cozy Bottle Warmer Frank introduces a new "Crash Test Daddy" segment, focusing on the Mom Cozy Bottle Warmer. He details its features and benefits, emphasizing its ease of use and accurate temperature control for warming baby bottles. The discussion also touches on the challenges of introducing a bottle to a breastfed baby and finding the right nipple . 11 Truths About Being a Dad Frank shares 11 truths about being a dad, sparking a discussion with Carlo . These truths cover a range of fatherhood experiences, including: The inevitability of letting your children down The power of a father's words The indescribable joy of being a father The importance of documenting memories Prioritizing your relationship with your wife The increased productivity parenthood demands How children reveal your own flaws The fleeting nature of bad days The necessity of winning the battles you choose to fight How fatherhood makes you both softer and stronger The importance of having fun and embracing your inner child Family Visits and Easter Reflections The hosts share stories about recent family visits, including Frank's cousin's visit and Kelly's parents' visit . They also discuss their Easter holiday experience, with Frank recounting his experience as a reader at church and Carlo offering his perspective . First Time Away and Baby Shopping Frank describes his first time away from the baby on a business trip and his eagerness to return . He also shares his excitement about baby clothes shopping, including a visit to Carter's and Oshkosh and his surprise at the cost of the adorable outfits . Feeding Josie and Solo Parenting Frank details his experiences with feeding Josie with a bottle, highlighting the learning curve and the satisfaction of being able to provide nourishment . He also recounts his first time solo parenting while Kelly got a haircut, managing to get Josie to sleep . Baby Room Plans and Baby Races The episode concludes with a brief discussion about plans for Josie's nursery and Frank's humorous ideas about training her for "baby races" . /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/36546995

Bottle Warmers, Lactation Consultants and 11 Things About Being A Dad : Episode 24 05/13/2025

Chubby Legs, First Tickles, Dance Parties and an UppaBaby Crash Test 05/01/2025

Chubby Legs, First Tickles, Dance Parties and an UppaBaby Crash Test Chubby Legs, First Tickles, Dance Parties and an UppaBaby Crash Test : Episode 23 Welcome back to the Gray Hair and Daycare Podcast! If you're navigating the wild world of fatherhood, especially parenting later in life, or just love hearing relatable (and often hilarious) stories, you're in the right place. In Episode 23, join hosts Frank (the 55-year-old New Dad) and Carlo (the seasoned dad offering parenting tips) as they dive into the latest updates on life with Baby Josie. Baby Milestones Galore: Chubby Legs and First Laughs! This week was monumental in the world of Baby Josie! Frank shares his sheer delight at witnessing two incredible baby milestones in a single day: the official arrival of adorable "Chubby Legs" and the magical sound of Josie's first tickle-induced baby smiling (almost a baby laughing moment!). There's truly nothing better! It's a reminder of how quickly infant development happens. One minute they're tiny newborns, and the next, they're hitting new milestones. Frank talks about using the CDC Milestones App to track progress (and maybe ease some New Dad anxieties) and how Kelly diligently uses the Huckleberry App to track feedings, sleep, and those all-important diaper changes. They also touch upon the mind-bending "disappearing baby" phenomenon – how newborns seem to change right before your eyes! The Joys and Juggles of Being an Older Dad Frank opens up about his experience as an older dad, feeling like he's in a surprising "honeymoon phase" where things feel even better and maybe a bit easier than expected. He contrasts this with how things might have been years ago, highlighting the immense value of modern paternity leave and the ability to have better work-life balance compared to the past. It's a poignant reflection on cherishing every moment – Frank emphasizes wanting to slow down time rather than wishing phases away, adopting the mantra "You don't have to, you get to" change that diaper. Daily Life: Skiing Babies, Diaper Dramas, and Car Chaos Life with a newborn baby is never dull! Get the latest updates on the diaper front (blowouts seem contained, thanks to proper technique and discovering the wetness indicator stripe!) and hear about Frank's unique, if slightly bizarre, methods for soothing gassiness – involving propping Josie up and simulating skiing and karate moves!. Amidst the family life adjustments, including visits from friends and family, Frank also shares a relatable story about hitting a wall of exhaustion after juggling baby duties with the stress of trading in two cars for a new truck. Crash Test Daddy: UppaBaby Gear Put to the Test! No episode is complete without some baby gear review action! In this week's "Crash Test Daddy" segment, Carlo gets hands-on with two key items from Frank's arsenal: the UppaBaby Mesa V2 infant car seat and the UppaBaby Minu V2 travel stroller. They discuss the ease of use (hello, one-handed fold!), the seamless way the infant car seat clicks into the travel stroller base (with adapters), storage space, and overall quality. If you're in the market for baby gear, you won't want to miss this practical review. Tune In for More Midlife Mayhem! Episode 23 is packed with laughter, heartwarming moments, practical parenting tips (and maybe some questionable ones!), and honest reflections on the journey of fatherhood. It's a testament to the idea that it's never too late for life's greatest adventures. Listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/36391085

Chubby Legs, First Tickles, Dance Parties and an UppaBaby Crash Test : Episode 23 04/30/2025

Chubby Legs, First Tickles, Dance Parties and an UppaBaby Crash Test : Episode 23 Chubby Legs, First Tickles, Dance Parties and an UppaBaby Crash Test : Episode 23 Welcome back to Episode 23 of the Gray Hair and Daycare Podcast! Baby Josie hits TWO huge baby milestones in one day! Join older dad Frank (55) and seasoned dad Carlo (56) as they dive deep into the hilarious chaos and profound joy of parenting later in life with a newborn baby. This week, it's all about baby's firsts! Frank is ecstatic about the arrival of chubby legs and shares the heartwarming story of Baby Josie's very first tickle and genuine baby smiling moment. We explore the realities of fatherhood at 41 days in, discussing how time flies, the surprising "honeymoon phase" Frank feels he's in, and the constant amazement of the "disappearing baby" phenomenon as she changes daily. Learn about tracking infant development using tools like the CDC Milestones App and the Huckleberry App, get an update on the diaper change situation (including the infamous diaper blowout saga and the discovery of the wetness indicator stripe!), and hear Frank's thoughts on when to stop swaddling. We also compare parenting tips and experiences then versus now, touching on the importance of paternity leave and work-life balance, generational differences, and why Frank feels so grateful for his current situation. Plus, hear Frank's unconventional (and funny) methods for soothing a gassy baby – involving imaginary skiing and karate! In our Crash Test Daddy segment, get a detailed baby gear review and demo of the UppaBaby Mesa V2 infant car seat and the UppaBaby Minu V2 travel stroller, complete with setup, features, and pricing. Essential info for any new dad or parent-to-be! This dad podcast covers the emotional rollercoaster of parenting later in life, the funny side of family life, reflections on cherishing fleeting moments, listener feedback in the Silver Fox Mailbox, and much more. CHAPTERS: 0:00:00 Intro: Chubby Legs & First Tickle! 0:04:26 Honeymoon Phase & Older Fatherhood 0:05:43 Happy Mom, Easy Baby? 0:08:25 Parenting Then vs. Now (Paternity Leave) 0:11:00 Generational Differences in Work Ethic (Starbucks Story) 0:12:49 Retail Horror Stories (Working "The Rock") 0:14:29 Silver Fox Mailbox (Listener Feedback) 0:16:58 Failing at Monthly Baby Photos 0:17:57 Baby Photoshoot Success 0:19:47 When to Stop Swaddling (Frank Was Wrong?) 0:21:21 Diaper Update: Avoiding Blowouts & Stripe Discovery 0:23:57 Crash Test Daddy: UppaBaby Car Seat & Stroller Review 0:28:59 Demo: Using the UppaBaby System 0:32:24 What Just Happened: CDC Milestones App 0:35:00 Pediatrician Checkup & Weight Gain 0:41:33 The Disappearing Baby Phenomenon 0:42:25 Baby Engagement: Art & Music (Dance Party Time!) 0:44:39 Funny Soothing Techniques (Skiing & Karate) 0:49:10 Hitting the Wall: Trading Cars & Stress 0:54:22 Car Seat Realization: Baby's Growing Up Fast 0:57:10 Carlo on Facing the Empty Nest 0:59:29 You Don't Have To, You Get To 1:04:06 Baby Talk & Old Wives' Tales (Tickling Feet) 1:05:31 The Unexplainable Joy of Fatherhood 1:07:10 Reflecting on the Journey to Fatherhood 1:11:26 First Mass with Baby & Outro MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE: UppaBaby Mesa V2 Infant Car Seat: UppaBaby Minu V2 Travel Stroller: CDC Milestones Tracker App: Huckleberry Baby Tracker App: Connect with The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast: YouTube Facebook Instagram TikTok Soundcloud X (Twitter) Reddit Website EMail [email protected] /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/36364290

Must Have Baby Stuff, Time’s Flying By and Baby Josie Scares the Dog 04/09/2025

Must Have Baby Stuff, Time’s Flying By and Baby Josie Scares the Dog The hosts celebrate reaching their 22nd episode and discuss the incredible speed at which time is passing with the arrival of baby Josie. Frank notes how much Josie is changing and growing, a sentiment many parents share. Crash Test Daddy: Essential Baby Products Frank and Carlo share their experiences with baby products they've found essential in the first month. Maam Original Start Newborn Baby Pacifier: This pacifier is a clear favorite for Josie. Halo 100% Cotton Sleepsack Swaddle: This swaddle is praised for its ease of use and effectiveness in helping Josie sleep. My Brest Friend Nursing Pillow: This pillow is deemed a must-have for breastfeeding, providing comfort and support for Kelly. Lansinoh Breast Therapy Packs: These packs offer both heat and cold therapy for breastfeeding mothers. Medela Manual Breast Pump: This pump is simple, effective, and easy to clean. Cradlewise: This product is hailed as a lifesaver, helping Josie sleep and providing valuable sleep tracking data. However, Frank mentions a privacy concern with the caregiver account feature that they are working to resolve. The Diaper Saga Frank and Carlo share a humorous anecdote about their initial struggles with diapering a newborn. They discuss the challenges of getting the fit right and dealing with unexpected "blowouts". A lactation consultant provided a simple solution: ensure the diaper is tight enough. Frank also expresses his amazement at discovering the wetness indicator stripe on the diaper. The discussion turns to the increased diaper consumption and the logistics of diaper changes. The Incredible Rate of Change Both hosts marvel at how quickly Josie is changing and growing. Frank humorously describes Josie as being on "version 3.0" already. This leads to a heartfelt conversation about the ever-increasing love and bonding experienced with a child. Parental Bonding and Sleepless Nights Frank shares a touching moment of overhearing Kelly humming "Moon River" to Josie, highlighting the unique bond between mother and child. He also discusses his efforts to bond with Josie through playful interactions and singing. The hosts acknowledge the sleep deprivation and the challenges of balancing parental duties. Advice and Reflections Frank shares a piece of advice he received about cherishing every moment, as the first year of a child's life goes by incredibly fast. He also recounts the story of receiving a special gift: a high chair that his father used as a baby. This prompts a reflection on life, legacy, and the enduring presence of loved ones. Looking Ahead Frank and Carlo express their gratitude to listeners and their excitement for continuing the podcast, sharing their experiences as parents /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/36066295

Must Have Baby Stuff, Time’s Flying By and Baby Josie Scares the Dog : Episode 22 04/09/2025

My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement 03/26/2025

My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement : Episode 21 Welcome back to another episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, where hosts Frank Cerio and Carlo Russo, with a combined age of 111 and an IQ somewhere in the same ballpark, dive into the madness of dadness. In this heartwarming episode, Frank shares the incredible journey of welcoming his newborn daughter, baby Josie, into the world. An Indescribable and Life-Changing Experience Frank begins by expressing the overwhelming emotions and the profound life change that the arrival of baby Josie has brought. He admits struggling to find the right words to describe the experience, ultimately concluding that it is truly indescribable and life-altering. This tiny six-pound package has instantly become the most important thing in his existence, a sentiment echoed by Carlo. The fragility of new life and the immense joy it brings are central themes of this part of the conversation. Frank also shares the positive news of Josie's healthy weight gain since her birth on March 5th. He emphasizes the role of faith in navigating the anxieties and embracing the incredible joy of parenthood. An "Oscar Acceptance Speech" for Mom and Medical Heroes Before diving into the details of the birth, Frank humorously declares this episode his "acceptance speech," acknowledging the many people who made this possible. He showers immense praise and gratitude upon his wife, Kelly, for her strength, courage, and resilience throughout the entire process. Both Frank and Carlo marvel at the incredible strength of women during childbirth, acknowledging that men cannot compare to what they endure. Frank also gives a heartfelt shout-out to the exceptional doctors and nurses at St. Joe's and Associates for Women's Medicine: Dr. Patrice Paolucci, Dr. Kathleen Rogers, Dr. Sarah Scoch, and nurses Kenzie and Courtney Burke. He recounts how their skill, talent, caring, and compassion made him feel secure and allowed him to focus on supporting Kelly. Carlo echoes this sentiment, highlighting the top-notch medical facilities and professionals in Syracuse. The Journey of Labor and Delivery Frank then takes listeners through the detailed timeline of Josie's arrival, starting on Monday evening when they checked into St. Joe's. He describes the cervical softening process initiated by Dr. Paolucci and the lack of initial progression. By Tuesday morning, a balloon was used to help with dilation, followed by a beneficial soak in the jacuzzi tub. As contractions intensified, Kelly opted for IV pain medication, providing her with some much-needed rest. By Wednesday morning, she was ready for the epidural, a process Frank admits was a little scary. He also recounts the challenges they faced with Kelly's veins when trying to insert IVs. Despite concerns about not feeling contractions with the epidural, Kelly could still feel the pressure and was able to practice pushing with nurse Kenzie. The pushing stage involved different positions, with Frank providing physical support. Frank vividly describes the moment baby Josie arrived, the immediate joy, and the surreal experience of cutting the umbilical cord. He shares a funny anecdote about the doctor checking on him, thinking he might faint. Josie latched quickly for feeding, and her initial measurements were six pounds, one ounce and 19 and a half inches long. Frank fondly recalls how Josie seemed bigger than her percentile suggested. Navigating Postpartum Challenges After a couple of hours in the labor and delivery room, things took a challenging turn. As the epidural wore off, Kelly fainted in the bathroom. Doctors became concerned about blood loss and discovered that the upper part of Kelly's uterus wasn't contracting properly. This led to an excruciating examination and the insertion of a Jada balloon to apply suction and pressure to stop the bleeding. Kelly was given fentanyl for the pain and started on IV fluids and antibiotics due to a fever. They remained in the labor and delivery room until late Wednesday night before finally being moved to the mother and baby room. A Sigh of Relief and Looking Ahead Frank describes finally getting some much-needed sleep on Wednesday night while baby Josie began cluster feeding. By Thursday morning, Kelly's condition had stabilized, and Josie passed her pediatric and hearing exams. Frank expresses his relief and gratitude for the positive turn of events. Final Thoughts This episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast offers a raw and honest account of the incredible journey of childbirth. Frank's heartfelt appreciation for his wife, the medical team, and the miracle of new life is truly touching. Join Frank and Carlo next time for more adventures in the world of gray hair and daycare! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35870890

My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement : Episode 21 03/25/2025

My Amazing Wife, Baby Josie, Hospital Heroes and a Flooded Basement : Episode 21 Buckle up, folks, because Frank and Carlo are diving headfirst into the whirlwind of new parenthood! In this episode, we're talking all about the arrival of baby Josie and the insane, beautiful, and utterly chaotic days that followed. Frank shares his hilariously heartfelt “acceptance speech” for his new daughter, heaping praise on his amazing wife Kelly, and the incredible medical staff at St. Joe’s. But it's not all sunshine and baby snuggles! We've got fainting spells, blood transfusions, faulty sump pumps, and enough lactation consultant visits to make your head spin! Plus, find out which amazing baby product is an absolute MUST-HAVE for new parents (hint: it’ll rock your baby to sleep!) And Carlo gets a new nickname! Get ready for laughs, tears, and a whole lot of relatable parenting moments. If you've ever wondered what those first few weeks with a newborn are REALLY like, this episode is for you! Chapter Markers: 0:00 - Intro: What’s a Kumbhara? 2:53 - The indescribable joy of a new baby 3:59 - Frank’s Acceptance Speech (aka Thanking the MVPs) 7:19 - The Superpowers of Women 9:24 - The Birth Story: Cervical Softening to Epidurals 17:58 - The Pushing Begins! 22:10 - Baby Josie Arrives! 24:27 - Postpartum Complications (and a Fainting Spell!) 32:39 - The Basement Flood Debacle 41:56 - Bringing Baby Home & Introducing the Dogs 43:15 - Kelly’s Giant Feet and the ErgoKids Miracle 50:26 - First Visitors & Choosing Godparents 57:19 - Back to the Hospital! 1:03:17 - The Importance of Rest and Support for New Moms 1:15:45 - Frank's New Favorite Word: Daddy 1:18:27 - The Significance of Baby's First Mickey 1:24:38 - When Will Josie Go To Her First Mass? Links to Relevant Sources/Products: St. Joe’s Hospital: Associates for Women’s Medicine: Cradlewise Smart Crib: Summerwood Pediatrics: Huckleberry App: Reach out to The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast YouTube youtube.com/@TheGrayHairDaycarePodcast Facebook Instagram TikTok Soundcloud X (Twitter) Reddit Website EMail #NewParents #BabyJosie #PostpartumLife #ParentingHumor #LaborAndDelivery #Cradlewise #NewbornLife #SleepDeprivation #Godfather #Godmother #ItalianTraditions #Fatherhood #GrayHairAndDaycare #Podcast #ParentingPodcast #Daddylife /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35842160

The Final Countdown 03/11/2025

The Final Countdown Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast Episode 20: The Final Countdown Week 37 and 38: From Leek to Pumpkin in a Week In this episode of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Frank and Carlo cover two weeks of pregnancy updates, with baby Josie going from the size of a leek to a pumpkin in just seven days! By week 38, she's full-term with fully developed lungs and a brain, and even a full set of nails. Check, Please! The Baby Expenses Frank provides an update on the baby expenses, which haven't increased as much as he anticipated thanks to the generosity of friends and family. The total now stands at $3,503.43, with the main additions being crib bedding and a Baby Bjorn bouncer. Frank shares a funny anecdote about his concern over where to put the baby when they can't hold her all the time, leading him to research and purchase the bouncer. A Whirlwind of Visitors and Gifts The past few weeks have been a whirlwind of activity for Frank and Kelly, with visits from friends and family who showered them with gifts and even more baby clothes. Kelly's organizational skills are put to the test as she repeatedly reorganizes the growing collection of baby items. The Induction Date is Set At their week 38 doctor's appointment, Frank and Kelly receive the unexpected news that they can induce labor as early as that Friday. While Kelly seems fine with the immediate timeline, Frank is caught off guard and has reservations. He shares his concerns about not being prepared and wanting to wait for natural labor. After much discussion, they settle on a compromise and schedule the induction for the following Monday. Frank's Reflections and Excitement Frank reflects on the upcoming life change and expresses his excitement and anticipation for baby Josie's arrival. He shares his desire for a natural labor and his appreciation for the support they've received from their community. Looking Ahead Frank announces that the podcast will be switching to a bi-weekly schedule for a while as they adjust to parenthood. He also hints at the possibility of sharing baby Josie's first picture on social media. Stay Tuned! This is just a glimpse into the eventful and emotional journey that Frank and Carlo share in Episode 20 of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast. Be sure to listen to the full episode for all the laughter, reflections, and anticipation as they count down the days to baby Josie's arrival! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35631305

The Final Countdown : Episode 20 03/11/2025

The Final Countdown : Episode 20 Buckle up, folks, because in Episode 20 of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, we're trading in sensible shoes for baby booties! Join Frank and Carlo as they navigate the wild world of impending parenthood, proving that a combined age of 111 doesn't necessarily equal wisdom. 🤪 This week, we've got baby produce updates, a financial reckoning, and a whole lot of "wait, that's happening WHEN?!" Frank learns more about baby gear than he ever thought possible 👶, and Carlo dispenses his unique brand of been-there-done-that wisdom. (Spoiler: Eating in shifts is apparently a thing.) 😂 Plus, Frank's attempts to navigate church committees while sleep-deprived are truly a sight to behold. 🙏 Will they ever figure out how to use all those baby clothes? Will the dogs accept their new tiny overlord? And will Frank ever get a word in edgewise with the doctors? Find out in this hilarious, heartwarming episode! Chapter Markers: 0:00 - Holy Announcements! Frank's ready to ruffle some feathers at church. 2:44 - Produce Updates: From Leek to Pumpkin in 7 days! 🎃 (It's a baking pumpkin, okay?) 4:50 - Check Please! The guys reveal the shocking cost of baby prep (and it's not as bad as you think!) 11:52 - Baby Bjorn or Baby Catapult? Frank discovers the magic (and potential danger) of baby seats. 15:00 - Registry Roulette: When your friends buy all the cute stuff. 16:28 - Doctor, Doctor! A new doc, a new plan, and a whole lotta confusion. 21:55 - Doggy Daycare: Will the fur babies accept the new human? 24:18 - Clothes Mountain: When you're drowning in baby outfits. 30:00 - The Friday Surprise: When the doctor drops a baby bomb! 💣 35:47 - The Great Inducement Debate: To wait or not to wait? That is the question. 42:40 - Dad vs. Dad: Frank channels his father. 47:30 - Huckleberry App: Is it a fruit? Is it a tracking device? Yes. 51:30 - Fatherly Friend Request: Frank gets friended by the Father. 54:40 - Mardi Gras Baby: Josie's dramatic entrance is imminent! 58:50 - Podcast Paternity Leave: We'll be back! (Just not as often.) 1:00:59 - Carlo's Prophecy: Carlo speaks of Frank’s destiny. 1:03:56 - The Joys of Jaundice: Frank is ready for the best moment of his life. 1:06:46 - The First Photo: Will Kelly allow it? Stay tuned! Links Cradlewise Crib: My Best Friend Nursing Pillow: Baby Bjorn Bouncer: Huckleberry App: Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share! And drop your best parenting advice in the comments below! #GrayHairAndDaycare #Parenthood #BabyOnTheWay #FunnyPodcast #LateInLifeParents #BabyGear #DiaperMountain Connect with us... YouTube Facebook Instagram TikTok Soundcloud X (Twitter) Reddit Website EMail [email protected] /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35622050

No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue 03/04/2025

No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue Episode 19: No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue A Baby Update In this episode, Frank's wife, Kelly, is 36 weeks pregnant, and the baby is the size of a Swiss chard. The baby's lungs and brain are still developing, but everything else is largely there. Frank and Kelly are getting close to the due date and are excited but also a little nervous. The Silver Fox Mailbox Frank and Carlo start the episode with a new segment called the Silver Fox Mailbox, where they read comments and feedback from their listeners. They had a good laugh over a comment from one of Carlo's sons, who is apparently watching their TikTok videos. A New Coffee Machine Frank has a new coffee machine that he's excited about. He's hoping it will help him stay awake when the baby arrives. Carlo is also impressed with the new machine. A Surprise Baby Shower Kelly's coworkers threw her a surprise baby shower, which was very kind of them. She received some generous gifts. A Health Scare Kelly had a bit of a health scare when she started seeing flashes of light in her vision and her blood pressure was high. The doctor was concerned about preeclampsia, but luckily, the blood work came back clear. A Blizzard Hits Syracuse While Frank was in Florida, a blizzard hit Syracuse, and he returned to find his house buried in snow. He had to rely on the kindness of his neighbor to help him dig out. The snow was so bad that Frank and Kelly had to reschedule their doctor's appointment. The Aftermath The blizzard was a major inconvenience, but Frank and Kelly are grateful that they were safe and sound. They're also thankful for their neighbor's help. A Banana Smuggling Incident Frank's sister and brother-in-law were traveling in Europe and got held up in customs on their way back because they were trying to bring some bananas into the country. Looking Ahead Frank and Carlo are looking forward to the next episode, where they'll catch up on the latest developments with the pregnancy. They're also excited to see what the future holds for their podcast. Overall, this episode was a mix of fun and serious moments. It was great to hear an update on the pregnancy and to get to know Frank and Carlo a little better. The blizzard story was also very relatable for anyone who has ever experienced a major snowstorm. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35526855

No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue : Episode 19 03/04/2025

No Carlo, Too Much Snow & Good Neighbors to the Rescue : Episode 19 In this episode of The Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, Carlo returns from his escape to Florida 🌴, just in time to face the aftermath of a historic snowstorm! ️ The guys catch up on all the baby prep and life chaos, proving that even a Swiss chard-sized baby 🥬 can't stop the world from throwing snowdrifts and tech problems their way. Carlo confronts Frank about the new coffee machine, and Frank defends his desperate need for caffeine. Plus, a social media deep dive reveals the generation gap, and a family smuggling operation is foiled at customs! Chapter Markers: 0:00 - Hosing Down Drama: The comment that keeps on giving! 1:48 - Frank's Betrayal: Florida vs. Snowpocalypse ️ 5:47 - Silver Fox Mailbox: Moose Munch and mayhem! 8:00 - New Gear Alert: Carlo grills Frank about the coffee machine. 10:48 - Baby Prep & Checkups: All systems go! 11:45 - Shower Surprise! Kelly gets ambushed with love. 13:12 - Seeing Stars ✨: When pregnancy gets weird. 15:30 - Snowed In! Frank's battle against the elements begins. 20:40 - Neighborly Love: A hero with a plow saves the day! 25:30 - Cabin Fever: When you're trapped with a pregnant lady. 30:00 - Brotherly Love: $800,000 for 2 acres and no house! 34:40 - Customs Chaos: The great banana smuggling incident! 37:00 - Milestone Moment: Celebrating 20 episodes! 37:47 - The Puke Zone: Real talk about impending parenthood. Links to Products/Services Mentioned: Carhartt Overalls: Northern Atrex: Don't forget to subscribe, like, and share! What's the craziest weather you've ever been stuck in? Tell us in the comments! #GrayHairAndDaycare #Parenthood #Snowmageddon #BabyOnTheWay #FunnyPodcast #LateInLifeParents Connect with us... YouTube youtube.com/@TheGrayHairDaycarePodcast Facebook Instagram TikTok Soundcloud X (Twitter) Reddit Website EMail [email protected] /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35510080

Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends & A Superbowl Surprise 02/25/2025

Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends & A Superbowl Surprise Episode 18 : Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends, & A Superbowl Surprise Welcome back to another Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast episode recap! This week, we're delving into Episode 18, where hosts Frank and Carlo navigate the exciting, nerve-wracking, and often hilarious path of impending fatherhood. The Countdown is ON: Baby Josie's Imminent Arrival Frank kicks off the episode with a pregnancy update. At 35 weeks, baby Josie is the size of a head of romaine lettuce and gaining about an ounce a day. She's even developing a bit of a hairy "monkey" look, though Frank assures us that the hair is temporary. The episode also features a crash course in the pronunciation of "vernix caseosa," the waxy substance that covers babies in the womb. "I Was Wrong" (A Recurring Segment) Frank and Carlo engage in some self-correction with their recurring "I Was Wrong" segment. Frank sets the record straight about a birthing technique Carlo used with his wife, Trina, involving warm water. It seems the purpose was to relieve back pain, not to "hose down" Trina as Frank previously joked. Frank also retracts a previous statement about his niece Marie and her experience with a baby nasal aspirator, clearing her name and instead blaming his brother's wife, Jane, for the misinformation. Frank Around and Find Out: Super Bowl Surprises Frank introduces the "Frank Around and Find Out" segment by asking Carlo to imagine a scenario from a year ago where someone predicted the outcome of the recent Super Bowl: Kansas City losing to the Eagles, Donald Trump being present and receiving a standing ovation, and Taylor Swift getting booed by the crowd. Carlo admits he would have dismissed these predictions as outlandish. The conversation then shifts to a broader discussion about the current political climate and the perceived shift in public sentiment. Crash Test Daddy: My Brest Friend Frank introduces the "Crash Test Daddy" segment by surprising Carlo with a My Brest Friend Super Deluxe 25th Anniversary nursing pillow. Carlo tries it on and is impressed with its comfort and functionality, even suggesting he might use it as a snack table. What Just Happened: Life Updates and Preparing for Baby Frank and Carlo discuss recent happenings in their lives. Frank shares his concerns about his swearing habits and Kelly's suggestion to adopt "Good Place"-style substitutions for curse words. They invite listeners to offer their own creative alternatives. Frank also recounts his experience getting his car detailed at Delta Sonic in preparation for the baby's arrival. Doctor's Visits and Exciting News Frank describes a recent doctor's visit where they performed a fetal non-stress test to monitor baby Josie's heart rate and well-being. He also shares the happy news of the arrival of his cousin's baby boy, Arman. This news prompts a candid conversation about expectations for baby Josie's appearance and the hopes and dreams parents have for their children. Looking Ahead: Photos, Social Media, and Saying Goodbye As the episode winds down, Frank and Carlo touch on the topic of baby photos and social media. Frank expresses his desire to share at least one photo of Josie on the podcast, while acknowledging Kelly's preference for privacy. Carlo reminisces about his own experiences with baby photoshoots and the tradition of baby announcements in newspapers. The episode concludes with lighthearted banter and a thank you to the listeners. This episode offers a raw and honest glimpse into the joys and challenges of preparing for a new baby. Frank and Carlo's humor and vulnerability make for an engaging and relatable listen, reminding us that even with gray hair and a few more years under their belts, the journey of fatherhood is a wild and wonderful ride. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35421805

Good Place Bad Words, Brest Friends & A Superbowl Surprise : Episode 18 02/25/2025

A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters & The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes 02/18/2025

A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters & The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes Episode 17 : A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters, and The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes Buckle up, folks, because Frank and Carlo, the dynamic duo of the Gray Hair & Daycare podcast, are back with another episode! Frank's wife, Kelly, is 34 weeks pregnant, and the countdown to baby girl's arrival is officially on. This week's episode is packed with hilarious anecdotes, heartwarming moments, and the kind of relatable chaos that only comes with impending parenthood. Baby Update: Hugs, Kicks, and a Whole Lotta Food Kelly is doing well, but let's just say pregnancy is starting to take its toll. Her joints are loosening up, which is great for childbirth but not so great for her back. And hugging Frank? Forget about it. She now has to launch herself backward to break free from his embrace, thanks to her burgeoning belly. Speaking of bellies, Kelly's is getting big, and so is her appetite. Frank paints a hilarious picture of her devouring mountains of food for breakfast, while he's probably thinking, "Where does she put it all?" But hey, she's eating for two (or maybe three, considering the baby's kicking force!), and she's doing a fantastic job managing her gestational diabetes. Diaper Diet Update: Frank vs. the Fetus Remember the "Diaper Diet," Frank's ambitious attempt to lose more weight than Kelly gains during pregnancy? Well, it's not exactly going according to plan. Between holiday feasts, baby showers at Italian restaurants (seriously, who can resist those carbs?), and Carlo's evil chocolate-filled popcorn attacks, Frank's weight loss has plateaued. Kelly, on the other hand, is up 32 pounds and counting. But she's got a great excuse: she's building a human! And let's be honest, she deserves all the sweet potatoes her heart desires. Silver Fox Mailbox: Nigerian Princes and the Jacama Saga Frank and Carlo dive into their listener mailbag, which is apparently overflowing with bizarre podcast promotion offers from Nigerian princes turned marketing gurus. Apparently, these princes are willing to do anything to get their hands on Frank and Carlo's Apple podcast kingdom. But the real highlight of the mailbox segment is the ongoing "Jacama Saga." Remember that mystery fruit from a previous episode? Well, thanks to some helpful listeners, Frank and Carlo now know that it's actually pronounced "ha-ca-ma" and is a Mexican root vegetable. They even got a cooking tip from their friend Phil the woodworker, who apparently makes a mean jacama slaw. I Was Wrong: Mall Rats and Misremembered Girlfriends In a hilarious turn of events, Frank and Carlo are called out by a listener for their previous assumptions about mall rats. Apparently, these "undesirables" may have come from good families after all. Sounds like someone has a little teenage dirtbag confession to make... And the "I Was Wrong" train keeps rolling, as Frank gets busted for misremembering the name of his friend's ex-girlfriend. It's a classic case of mistaken identity, with a dash of "Did I really say that?" awkwardness. Frank Around Find Out: Government Shenanigans and the Joys of USA ID Frank and Carlo put on their investigative journalist hats and delve into the murky world of government funding. They're shocked to discover that Catholic Charities receives over 60% of its revenue from the government. This raises some serious questions about government overreach and the potential for misuse of funds. But the real bombshell is the USA ID exposé. Apparently, this Cold War-era organization, founded by JFK to combat communism, has morphed into a slush fund for liberal pet projects. We're talking electric vehicles in Vietnam, tourism in Egypt, and DEI initiatives in Serbia. Frank and Carlo are flabbergasted, and they're not afraid to let their opinions fly. What Just Happened: Baby Showers, Hospital Tours, and Diaper Towers of Love Hold on tight, because the "What Just Happened" segment is a whirlwind of activity. Frank and Kelly attended two baby showers, one in Buffalo and one in Syracuse, and they were showered with love, gifts, and enough food to feed a small army. Frank's mother-in-law pulled off a genius move by holding back on gifts at the first shower, only to surprise them later with a massive box of baby clothes. And the star of the show? A Peter Rabbit bathrobe so adorable that Frank and Kelly are desperately searching for an adult-sized version. The hospital tour was an eye-opening experience, with Frank lamenting the absence of a giant baby window and the rise of "DIY childbirth." But hey, at least they have a lactation consultant on speed dial in case breastfeeding doesn't go smoothly. And let's not forget the diaper tower of love, lovingly crafted by Carlo and his wife Trina. It's so beautiful, Frank doesn't even want to take it apart. That's a Wrap: Four Weeks to Go! As the episode wraps up, Frank and Carlo reflect on the craziness of the past week and look ahead to the imminent arrival of baby Josie. With only four weeks to go, they're starting to realize that life is about to change in a big way. But one thing's for sure: they'll be there to share all the hilarious, heartwarming, and messy moments of fatherhood with their listeners. So stay tuned, folks, because the adventure is just beginning! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35336305

A Second Shower, Podcast Promoters & The Revenge of the Childbirth Classes : Episode 17 02/18/2025

Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour & Kelly Mines Comedy Gold 02/11/2025

Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour & Kelly Mines Comedy Gold Episode 16: Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour, and Kelly Mines Comedy Gold A Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast Recap Welcome back to another Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast! In Episode 16, Frank and Carlo take us on a journey through the ups and downs of impending fatherhood, the absurdity of celebrity activism, and the joys of a well-organized spreadsheet. Baby Josie: Still a Coconut, But With a Fully Developed Brain Frank gives us an update on Baby Josie, who is now 33 weeks along and "drinking up to a pint of amniotic fluid per day." Her brain and nervous system are fully developed, and she's gaining about half a pound per week. Frank shares an exciting moment where he felt Josie push back on his hand, highlighting the growing anticipation for her arrival. George Jetson's Age and Other Silver Fox Mailbox Musings The Silver Fox Mailbox segment brings us some interesting tidbits from YouTube viewers. One viewer points out that the Jetsons cartoon was set in 2062, making George Jetson 40 years old at the time. This sparks a discussion about the future, flying cars, and the accuracy of past predictions. Another viewer reminisces about working with Frank at Circuit City, highlighting the impact Frank's humor has had on those around him. Frank Rants (and We Find Out): The Selena Gomez Saga In a new segment, tentatively titled "Frank Around and Find Out," Frank dives into current events. He discusses the new president's deportation policies and criticizes Selena Gomez's "performative activism." Frank points out the hypocrisy of a billionaire like Gomez claiming helplessness while her "people" are being deported. He also criticizes the tendency of online discourse to focus on trivial matters rather than addressing real issues. What Just Happened: Wegmans Triumphs, Childbirth Classes, and Hospital Tours Frank shares some personal updates, including a successful trip to Wegmans without a "pit stop" for Kelly. They've also completed their childbirth classes, which ended up being more informative than initially expected. A hospital tour is on the horizon, bringing the reality of Josie's arrival even closer. Laundry, Spreadsheets, and the Scarcity Mentality Frank shares his experience doing his first load of baby laundry and the challenges of folding tiny clothes. He also discusses creating a spreadsheet to plan Kelly's maternity leave and his own paternity leave. Interestingly, Kelly's gestational diabetes has led her to develop a newfound appreciation for Frank's love of food. Nursery Design Hacks and Other Comedic Observations Kelly's comedic talents are on full display as she suggests a nursery design hack: "Give your wife carte blanche to design the nursery and then don't do any of it." Frank acknowledges the truth in her joke and promises to get started on the nursery soon. Until Next Time... As always, Frank and Carlo deliver a humorous and insightful look at the challenges and joys of fatherhood. Tune in next time for more Gray Hair & Daycare adventures! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35236820

Prenatal Ping Pong, A Hospital Tour & Kelly Mines Comedy Gold : Episode 16 02/11/2025

Rubber Duckies, Bath Water Battles, and Trina Draws a Line 02/04/2025

Rubber Duckies, Bath Water Battles, and Trina Draws a Line A Baby Update Frank's wife is now 32 weeks pregnant, and their baby is the size of a pineapple. The baby's skull isn't fully fused yet, but her lungs and central nervous system are developing nicely. She could breathe and stay warm with medical help if she was born now. She also has visible eyelashes, eyebrows, and hair. I Was Wrong (Again) Frank was wrong about his niece Marie using the Frida Baby Nosefrida. It was actually her husband who used the product on their baby. Carlo's wife Trina put her foot down and said there was no way Carlo was going to suck snot out of Frank's nose. Crash Test Daddy Frank and Carlo tested the Fisher-Price Baby to Toddler Bath 4-in-1 Sling and Seat Tub and the B&H Rubber Ducky Bath Thermometer. They filled the tub with water and then used the ducky thermometer to check the temperature. Both Frank and Carlo underestimated the temperature, but they were still in the safe range. What Just Happened? Frank and Kelly have been watching childbirth class videos. Frank is not impressed with the instructor or the techniques. He thinks the videos are boring and the techniques are not going to work. Carlo shared his own experience with childbirth classes. He and Trina had to get in a bathtub and hose each other down. Another Scan Frank and Kelly had another ultrasound scan. The baby is now estimated to be four pounds, eight ounces. Everything is on track. However, Frank had a moment of panic when they had to wait a long time to see the doctor after the scan. He was worried that something was wrong with the scan. It turned out that everything was fine. Frank's Three Big Rocks Frank has been thinking about what it means to be a good father. He has come up with three main things he wants to focus on: how he treats his wife, his daughter's faith, and being a protective father. Lullaby Land This episode's lullaby is "Stay Awake" from Mary Poppins. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35144630

Rubber Duckies, Bath Water Battles, and Trina Draws a Line : Episode 15 02/04/2025

Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races & Kathy Lee 01/28/2025

Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races & Kathy Lee Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races and Kathy Lee: Episode 14 Recap In episode 14 of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast, hosts Frank and Carlo cover a wide range of topics, from the joys of Disney cruises and the impending arrival of Frank's baby to travel nightmares and the challenges of parenting later in life. Pregnancy Update Frank provides an update on his wife Kelly's pregnancy, announcing that she is 31 weeks along and their baby girl is the size of a jackfruit or a coconut. The baby is developing rapidly and can now open her eyes and focus. Frank and Kelly are excited about the upcoming arrival and are already making plans for their first Disney cruise as a family. Disney Cruises The conversation then shifts to Disney cruises, with Carlo asking Frank about his love for Disney. Frank explains that Disney cruises offer a high-quality experience with excellent service, food, and entertainment. He emphasizes that there are adult-only sections on the ship, so it's possible to escape the hustle and bustle of families with children. Frank also highlights the rotational dining system, where guests have the same servers throughout the cruise, ensuring personalized service. Baby Races and the "Snoo" Frank shares an amusing anecdote about the "Jack Jack Baby Race" on Disney cruises, where babies crawl across a track to the finish line. He jokes about training his baby to win and expresses concern about the use of cell phones as enticement for the babies. The hosts then discuss the high cost of the "Snoo," a high-tech bassinet that helps babies sleep. Frank reveals that they have opted for the even more expensive "Cradle Wise," which transforms from a bassinet to a cradle and offers advanced features like sleep analytics and a built-in baby monitor. Travel Troubles The conversation takes a turn as Frank recounts his recent travel nightmare to West Palm Beach. He encountered a series of delays, cancellations, and a frustrating experience with an overweight bag. Frank also shares an amusing encounter with a "poster child for a broken idiot millennial" at the airport. The travel woes continued with missed connections, a delayed flight due to a missing pilot, and a sweltering plane cabin. Despite the challenges, Frank maintains his composure and even finds humor in the situation. Parenting Reflections The episode concludes with reflections on the challenges of parenting, with Frank and Carlo discussing the concept of "gentle parenting" and the debate around self-soothing. They share their own experiences and perspectives on navigating parenthood. Overall Episode 14 of the Gray Hair & Daycare Podcast offers a mix of humor, insightful discussions, and personal anecdotes, providing listeners with a glimpse into the lives of these two dads navigating the ups and downs of parenthood later in life. /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/35046050

Disney Cruises, Travel Troubles, Baby Races & Kathy Lee : Episode 14 01/28/2025

Childbirth Classes, Snot Suckers & The Return of The Mumbles 01/22/2025

Childbirth Classes, Snot Suckers & The Return of The Mumbles Childbirth Classes, Snot Suckers and The Return of the Mumbles: Episode 13 Recap Welcome back to the Gray Hair and Daycare podcast! In this episode, Frank and Carlo tackle a range of topics, from the future of technology and education to the joys and challenges of parenting. Frank shares updates on his wife's pregnancy and their preparations for their upcoming vacation. The Future is Now The duo delves into the rapid advancements in technology, particularly the impact of AI. They discuss how AI is revolutionizing various fields, including writing and education. Frank predicts that traditional education may undergo significant changes in the future as AI continues to evolve. Parenting and Kids Frank shares his perspective on parenting and how he believes his and his wife's "old soul" approach will set their child apart. He also provides an update on his wife's pregnancy, revealing that their daughter Josie is now the size of a coconut and is "getting fat." The "I Was Wrong" Segment In this recurring segment, Frank and Carlo address previous misconceptions or incorrect statements. Frank admits he was wrong about the seriousness of gestational diabetes and shares important information about its potential risks. Listener Feedback and the Silver Fox Mailbox The hosts express gratitude for the feedback and engagement from their listeners. They discuss pictures of homemade "pignolata" shared by a listener and address questions about upcoming tests for their "Crash Test Daddy" segment. Upcoming "Crash Test Daddy" Tests Frank and Carlo preview upcoming tests for their "Crash Test Daddy" segment, where they review baby products. They plan to test a variety of items, including a snot sucker, diaper genie, and bottle warmer. What Just Happened? Frank recounts recent events, including his wife's first baby shower and their ongoing struggle with coughs and colds. He also shares a humorous anecdote about his wife's recent doctor's visit. Childbirth Classes Frank discusses their experience with online childbirth classes, expressing his amusement at the "boring" instructor and the "young couple" featured in the videos. Getting Ready for Vacation The hosts share their excitement for their upcoming vacation, during which they plan to relax, visit friends, and continue watching childbirth classes. Thanks for Tuning In! Frank and Carlo wrap up the episode by thanking their listeners for their support and encouraging them to reach out with any questions or suggestions. This blog post is a summary of the podcast episode and does not include all of the details or humorous exchanges. To enjoy the full experience, be sure to listen to Episode 13 of the Gray Hair and Daycare podcast! /episode/index/show/94e14c77-4592-42b1-8884-da8328fb2472/id/34956125

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