The Rich Dickman Show

The Rich Dickman Show Podcast is hosted by Rem, Randy, and Cody, three friends who share their observations, advice, and personal stories on a variety of topics. The show is known for its humorous take on the craziness of everyday life, as well as its feature segment where the hosts decide who the "Dick of the Week" is. Recently, the show has turned to AI for inspiration, incorporating cutting-edge technology into its content. The original hosts of the show were Rem and Huell, but Huell left after 52 episodes to tour the mountains in the Middle East with Isis. Ray joined the show, but when it was discovered that he was a part of a raunchy podcast with porn stars, he was forced to quit. Randy has been a loyal member of the show since the beginning, having been saved by Rem in the past. Cody joined the show after episode 175, seeking a new source of entertainment. With 240+ episodes under its belt and no plans to stop, the Rich Dickman Show Podcast is a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh and some thought-provoking discussion

Episode 285 - Drinking Water & Doing Charity 01/25/2024

Episode 285 - Drinking Water & Doing Charity The Rich Dickman Show unleashes another rollercoaster of laughs and insights in Episode 285, titled "Drinking Water & Doing Charity." In this uproarious escapade, the hosts navigate the tumultuous waters of podcast dynamics, introducing Nelson Dickman as a late addition to the team. It's a revelation that sends ripples through the podcast universe, promising an exciting shift in the show's energy. The episode kicks off with the hosts addressing the elephant in the room—absent members and the intriguing introduction of Nelson Dickman. The banter flows seamlessly, tackling topics ranging from podcast power dynamics to financial struggles. Amidst recording troubles, the hosts display their trademark humor and camaraderie, turning potential chaos into comedic gold. As the show unfolds, the trio engages in pre-show discussions and answers burning listener questions. They dive deep into fictional fights and childhood games, revealing the humorous reflections on past missteps. The introduction of Cody adds another layer to the banter, bringing his unique perspective to the mix. The antics continue with discussions about cold weather, work pressures, and the ever-important planning of a bachelor party. The hosts share personal stories, from hospital visits and golden ticket discoveries to negotiating startup dilemmas and the importance of a good lawyer. The episode culminates in the Dick of the Week segment, where Randy, as always, manages to nominate himself in spectacular fashion. Amidst the laughter, the hosts reflect on their podcast journey, highlighting the growth and unpredictability that make each episode a unique experience. The Art Segment takes a hilarious turn as they explore Jesus in different scenarios, blending insightful critiques with comedic genius. Tune in for a wild ride of laughter, unexpected turns, and the delightful chaos that only The Rich Dickman Show can deliver. With Nelson Dickman in the mix, the podcast promises a new era of entertainment. Don't miss this episode filled with camaraderie, insightful banter, and the trademark humor that defines The Rich Dickman Show. For more Rich Dickman madness, check out RichDickman.com and follow the show on Twitter @RichDickmanShow. Because life is too short for boring podcasts! 00:00 Introduction and Recording Troubles 00:31 Discussing Absent Members and New Additions 01:07 Podcast Power Dynamics and Financial Struggles 01:38 Selling the Podcast and Arrival of Late Member 02:01 Pre-Show Discussions and Listener Questions 02:20 Debating Fictional Fights and Childhood Games 03:05 Reflecting on Past Missteps and Apologies 04:58 Podcast Beginnings and Introducing New Member 05:41 New Member Introduction and Early Banter 05:50 Discussing Work and Personal Life 06:42 Debating the Value of Stanley Cups 07:19 Cody Joins the Conversation 07:45 Discussing the Cold Weather and Work 09:21 Planning a Bachelor Party 33:35 Discussing Private Investigation and Work Pressure 39:47 Hospital Visit and Golden Ticket 40:01 Tony Stark, Bruce Banner and Pepper Pots 40:09 Leo's Startup Negotiation Dilemma 40:50 Pizza Parties and Free Swag 41:10 The Importance of a Good Lawyer 41:40 Claire's Community Literacy Program Challenge 43:40 Dick of the Week Segment 43:48 Reflecting on the Podcast Journey 45:22 Jesus, Gandalf, and Aragorn 47:26 CEO's Birthday Surprise Backfires 49:26 Woman's Parking Spot Attempt Causes Chaos 59:49 Art Segment: Jesus in Different Scenarios /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/29638833

Episode 284 - White Barbecue Sauce 01/17/2024

Episode 283 - Mussolini con Ricotta 01/10/2024

Episode 282 - North Korean Basketball Rules 12/24/2023

Episode 281 - Malachite Shaped Ass 11/16/2023

Episode 280 - Guts From The Head 11/06/2023

Episode 280 - Guts From The Head Episode 280 of The Rich Dickman Show - "Guts From The Head" Oh boy, are you in for a treat! After a three-week hiatus, the dynamic trio of Rem, Randy, and Cody are back, and they've got some wild stories to share. It's like they never left, and trust me, it's all Randy's fault. But isn't it always? Cody kicks things off with tales of his adventures in the heart of Alabama at the 50th Annual Shrimp Festival. Sounds delicious, right? Well, not if you're Cody, because the only shrimp he encountered were the coconut variety. Rem and Randy pounce on this like sharks at a feeding frenzy, and you won't want to miss the comedic jabs that ensue. Randy, ever the adventurous spirit, has been gallivanting through forests in search of long-lost friends. He's even had run-ins with the likes of Donald Rumsfeld – oh, the stories he'll tell! But rest assured, Randy's still the same old Randy, much to Cody's chagrin. Patience is a virtue, Cody, and you'll need it when Randy grabs the "talking stick." Rem, on the other hand, took a trip to Colorado, and he's got a mountain of tales to share. Aging isn't always graceful, and he'll regale you with the highs and lows of his adventure. Picture this: a quirky AirBNB host with a penchant for box wine and potential substances. And that's just the beginning! Hiking in the Rocky Mountains, ATV escapades, and a steak dinner that'll cost you a pretty penny – Rem's trip had it all. By the way, Denver has a peculiar scent that's hard to miss. In this episode, there are no segments, no frills, just three friends catching up, sharing their stories, and spreading laughter. It's like eavesdropping on your funniest pals' reunion. Be sure to follow the show on Twitter - @RichDickmanShow - and visit their web home at RichDickman.com. And oh, did we mention Randy's new AI cohost? You've got to hear it to believe it. Don't wait; hit that play button now and dive into the hilarity that is The Rich Dickman Show. These guys are back and better than ever! Now, go find out what's cooking at RichDickman.com! 😂🎙️🤖🍤 /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/28524722

Episode 279 - Invest In Harambe 10/11/2023

Episode 279 - Invest In Harambe Get ready for a wild ride with Rem, Randy, and Cody in Episode 279 of The Rich Dickman Show, fittingly titled "Invest In Harambe." These three are back in action, and even though they didn't really go anywhere, this episode is a rollercoaster of hilarious banter and unpredictable surprises. Before diving into the main content, there's a dash of pre-show banter that sets the tone for the madness to come. Randy, in his typical fashion, somehow manages to get Rem talking about politics. Cody, the perennial source of surprises, has a few up his sleeve for this one. And here's where things take a turn for the absurd – a voicemail gets the boys discussing the pros and cons of, well, an uncircumcised penis. It's the kind of conversation you never knew you needed in your life, but you won't be able to resist listening. But wait, there's more! Cody is back with another installment of "Cody Reads Copy," and it seems like he might be shilling for Randy's new pizza venture. Whether it's a pizza review or an elaborate pizza conspiracy, you'll have to tune in to find out. Now, let's talk about everyone's favorite segment – "Jesus AI Art." This recurring delight never fails to impress, and this time, it's "Jesus In New York City." Can you picture the Son of God on the subway? Munching on a slice of old-fashioned New York-style pizza? Maybe even serenading commuters with his divine musical talents? You'll have to listen to discover the heavenly truth. There's more to uncover in this episode, and if you're intrigued by this unconventional mishmash of topics and humor, you don't want to miss it. Plus, don't forget to visit RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs, and stay connected with the show on their website and Twitter handle, @RichDickmanShow. So, dive into this episode with an open mind and a sense of humor, and you'll find yourself in stitches as the trio navigates the absurd, the hilarious, and the unmissable. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/28283333

Episode 278 - Fascist Pope 10/04/2023

Episode 277 - Forgotten Memory Stick 09/24/2023

Episode 276 - Ohio Blood Boy 09/14/2023

Episode 275 - Italian Dad With A Chinese Dragon Tattoo 09/06/2023

Rem: Impressive In All The Wrong Ways 08/30/2023

Rem: Impressive In All The Wrong Ways Rem: Impressive In All The Wrong Ways Get ready for a rollercoaster of hilarity and unexpected twists in this electrifying episode of The Rich Dickman Show! Brace yourself as Randy, the maestro behind the scenes, joins the hosts for a mind-blowing discussion that will leave you craving more. Don't miss out on the fun - tune in now and satisfy all your Rich Dickman needs at RichDickman.com! In a side-splitting saga, Randy spills the beans on his maiden voyage to a Dollar General store. Hold onto your seats as he unveils an uncanny resemblance to Cody's store description, painting a picture so vivid you'll practically smell the brown concrete floors and experience the thrill of the self-checkout lanes firsthand. Dollar General's consistency becomes an unexpected talking point, sparking debates about its impact on small-town charm. But that's just the appetizer! Get ready for the main course of excitement as the hosts dive into a YouTube sensation: a man's quest to conquer every Margaritaville across North America. Inspired beyond belief, they embark on a brainstorming bonanza, weaving dreams of globetrotting adventures. Will they visit every Amsterdam in Amsterdam? Or conquer multiple Legal Seafoods locales? The possibilities are as wild as they are tantalizing. Hold onto your hats as Randy uncovers riveting tidbits from his family's history, hinting at connections to historical giants like John Quincy Adams and George Washington Adams. The revelations send shockwaves through the studio, leaving everyone wondering about the podcast's illustrious guest lineup. The banter is relentless, the camaraderie contagious, and the laughter infectious. Join the party and immerse yourself in this whirlwind of witty exchanges, bizarre road trip plans, and unexpected ancestry revelations. Tune in now to The Rich Dickman Show and experience the excitement firsthand! And remember, for all things Rich Dickman, quench your thirst at RichDickman.com. Don't miss out – this episode will have you hooked from the very first minute! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27888192

Episode 274 - Choke-Lahoma 08/21/2023

Episode 274 - Choke-Lahoma In the latest electric installment of "The Rich Dickman Show," prepare to be captivated, amused, and thoroughly entertained by the antics of your favorite trio as they unveil the sparkling TRDS 2.0! It's like a symphony of tech symphonies, with Randy, Rem, and Cody playing a lively tune of technological adaptations, with a dash of good old-fashioned chaos for good measure. Now, let me paint a picture for you: Rem was all set to embark on an Oklahoman adventure, but alas, fate had other plans. As he finds himself rooted in his own realm, he lets loose with his unparalleled wit and charm, all while juggling the real-time kinks of the new TRDS tech. It's a high-energy dance, and these boys are making it look smooth as butter. Across the Pacific, a tale unfolds of island escapades as Amara pays a visit to Cody in the paradise of Hawaii. Adventures abound, and miraculously, they steer clear of the roaring fires that dance perilously close in Maui. Phew, talk about a vacation with a side of adrenaline! But hold onto your seats, because Rem has stumbled upon a game-changer - a video by the legendary Eddy Burback. This revelation prompts Rem to don his convincing hat and urge Cody to witness the magic. Meanwhile, Randy's delving into his ancestry, uncovering tales that'll have you on the edge of your seat, yearning for more. Now, here's the twist - we've cooked up some extra surprises for your listening pleasure. Brace yourself, for we've added an extra sprinkle of excitement and mischief into the mix. And, just a little wink, some of these twists might be a figment of my digital imagination. 😉 Amid the laughter and the offbeat narratives, a touching moment unfolds. Rem may have felt the weight of the world, but his friends swoop in like superheroes, lifting his spirits and reminding us all that in this wild ride of life, friends are the true treasure. Folks, if you dare to miss this episode, you might as well hang up your podcast-loving hat, 'cause nothing will ever quite compare. Tune in for the rollercoaster of fun, laughs, and heart, the likes of which you won't find anywhere else. And hey, for all your Rich Dickman needs, make sure to hit up RichDickman.com and join the podcast party at TinyUrl.com/TRDS1. It's podcast gold, and you're invited! 🎙️🌟 /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27803868

Episode 273 - Death And Eggs... 08/15/2023

Episode 272 - Richard Branson Jesus 08/05/2023

Episode 271 - The Financed Cow 07/26/2023

Episode 271 - The Financed Cow 🎙️ Unleash the hilarity in "The Financed Cow" - Episode 271 of The Rich Dickman Show! 🐮💰 Brace yourself for a wild ride as Randy, the finance mastermind, ventures into uncharted territories, including financing a cow! But that's just the tip of the iceberg in this uproarious escapade. 🌊 🎙️ Step into the whirlwind of entertainment, where Episode 271 of The Rich Dickman Show unveils an avalanche of thrilling adventures and jaw-dropping surprises! 🌪️ Randy, the tech wizard, unleashes his AI server prowess, promising a podcast experience like never before. But hold on tight, as Cody's clandestine plans to remain in Alabama leave everyone shocked and guessing! 🤯 Randy's grand gesture to accommodate Cody's travels is met with irony, but fret not, for this rollercoaster ride is far from over! 🎢 Amidst a flurry of events, Randy navigates a week packed with brewery escapades, his wife's surgery, and the antics of his lovable yet mischievous new puppy. 🍻🐶 Meanwhile, Rem's wife reveals a startling observation about Cody's frequent airborne escapades, sparking intrigue and hilarious speculations! With an appetite for comedy, the trio encounters an absurd dilemma: a Taco and Nacho joint without tacos and nachos! 🌮😱 Rem's confusion sets the stage for a sidesplitting series of events, including a Doctor's prank that leaves Randy in stitches! 🤣 In a nostalgic nod to the Michael Bay days, Rem and his son revisit the explosive "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," rekindling the magic of blockbuster cinema. 🚀 Cody's taste buds, on the other hand, soar to new heights with his newfound love for sweet and sour alligator - a flavor adventure not to be missed! 🐊 "Thinking With Your Dickman" returns with perplexed listeners seeking sage advice from the brilliant hosts, while Cody reads copy in his signature style, hilariously advertising Randy's "dumb" new laptop! 💻 And as the legendary "Dick of the Week" segment unfolds, brace yourself for a riveting exploration of the 44th Law of Power. Buckle up for an extraordinary dose of artistic genius as Jesus AI Art envisions the ever-iconic Jesus Christ as a bartender, crafting masterpieces that will leave you awestruck! 🎨✨ Oh, but wait! The excitement doesn't stop there! The Rich Dickman Show teases an upcoming theme that will have you eagerly awaiting the next episode! 🎉 And as the boys clock in their required podcast minutes, you won't be able to resist indulging in their delightful banter and camaraderie. Don't miss out on this epic adventure! Tune in now to RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs, and join the vibrant community on Discord at TinyURL.com/TRDS1. Plus, stay in the loop with @RichDickmanShow on Twitter! 🎧🌟 Dare to dive into the laughter, the madness, and the sheer brilliance of Episode 271 - an experience unlike any other! 🎙️🎉 #Podcast #ComedyGold #TheRichDickmanShow /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27568044

Episode 270 - Spiritual Double Parking 07/16/2023

Episode 270 - Spiritual Double Parking Get ready to embark on an electrifying, side-splitting, and nostalgia-filled journey with The Rich Dickman Show's explosive episode, "Spiritual Double Parking" (Episode 270)! Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, unforgettable moments, and a whirlwind of excitement that will leave you craving more. In this uproarious installment, Randy, the endearing but occasionally clueless co-host, finds himself at the center of attention once again. Armed with a new furry friend and a mind-blowing vaporizer, Randy's life takes a hilarious turn for the better. As he proudly unveils his latest acquisitions, the laughs come pouring in, fueling the comedic fire that ignites the podcast. Meanwhile, Cody regales the audience with his outrageous tales from the depths of Alabama, leaving you hanging onto every word in rapt anticipation. Oh, the wild adventures and eccentricities he encounters along the way! As the laughter subsides, a fiery discussion about spicy foods ensues, uncovering Randy's unexpected aversion to anything remotely hot. It's a clash of taste buds and a comical joust that adds another layer of hilarity to the mix. But hold on tight because the excitement doesn't stop there! Rem, the dynamic host, shares a heart-pounding experience he had while watching the iconic 2007 Transformers movie with his son. The awe-inspiring battles between Autobots and Decepticons spark a passionate conversation about the glory days of Michael Bay films and the sheer awesomeness of movie-making that used to captivate audiences worldwide. Rem and Cody delve into nostalgia, reminiscing about the mastery of explosive action sequences and mind-bending special effects, evoking a sense of wonder that once defined the silver screen. As the podcast races on, the trio tackles a myriad of topics with their trademark wit and charm. From Cody's discussion about danger bathroom phobias to Rem's NASCAR plans being threatened by rain, each moment is infused with laughter and a genuine connection with the audience. The return of beloved segments like "Thinking With Your Dickman," "Dick of the Week," "Cody Reads Copy," and the intriguing exploration of the next Law of Power further amplifies the excitement and leaves you wanting more. And let's not forget the breathtaking artistry of "Jesus AI Art"! Witness Jesus hilariously inserted into a Hanna-Barbera cartoon, delivering an extraordinary visual experience that will leave you in awe. So, gear up for an exhilarating adventure that combines laughter, nostalgia, and an unrivaled sense of camaraderie. The Rich Dickman Show invites you to join them on this laughter-fueled journey of a lifetime! Head over to RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs and visit TinyUrl.com/TRDS1 to join their Discord server, where laughter and engaging discussions await. Get ready to be swept away by the sheer brilliance of "Spiritual Double Parking" and let the laughter carry you to new heights! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27475458

Episode 269 - The Sexual Act of Lawn Darting 07/10/2023

Episode 269 - The Sexual Act of Lawn Darting Title: "The Rich Dickman Show - Episode 269: The Sexual Act of Lawn Darting" Podcast Episode Summary: In the latest uproarious installment of The Rich Dickman Show, prepare to embark on a wild rollercoaster ride of absurdity and unexpected twists. Join hosts Rem, Randy, and Cody as they dive headfirst into the murky depths of "not enough vibe" and endeavor to extract pure entertainment from their off-kilter antics. Will Rem manage to navigate these treacherous waters and keep the show on track? Brace yourself as Cody's adventures in Alabama threaten to keep him away from his beloved Island Paradise indefinitely, while Randy's misadventure sheds light on the excruciatingly painful world of "Lawn Darting." Hold on tight as Rem grapples with his frustration at the prospect of attending a fireworks display, while Randy finds himself embroiled in a Taylor Swift scam that leaves him bewildered. Plus, prepare for a mind-bending edition of "Thinking With Your Dickman," where the hosts explore unconventional and peculiar perspectives. And don't miss the highly anticipated return of "Dick of the Week," featuring some truly obvious contenders for the prestigious title. But that's not all! Prepare to unlock the next Law of Power, a doozy that will leave you pondering its implications long after the episode concludes. And if that's not enticing enough, Cody takes center stage once again as he indulges in another thrilling round of "Cody Reads Copy." As if that weren't enough excitement, the podcast proudly presents "Jesus AI Art," this time with an extraordinary theme: "Jesus in Blade Runner!" Witness the awe-inspiring creativity of the magnificent hosts as they weave a tapestry of unexpected connections and unimaginable possibilities. And if you're curious about what lies ahead, be prepared to be blown away by a tantalizing sneak peek of next week's theme. So, whether you're a seasoned Rich Dickman enthusiast or a curious first-time listener, this episode promises non-stop hilarity, outrageous adventures, and unexpected revelations. Tune in and join the laughter-filled journey that awaits you on The Rich Dickman Show. Don't forget to visit RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs, and join the lively community on Discord at TinyURL.com/TRDS1. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27414939

Episode 268 - Heartificial Intelligence 07/03/2023

Episode 268 - Heartificial Intelligence Title: "Heartificial Intelligence: Explosive Laughter, Cannabis Strains, and Micro Wrestling" Welcome to Episode 268 of The Rich Dickman Show, where the unexpected takes center stage! In this action-packed episode, buckle up for a rollercoaster of hilarity, danger, and mind-bending revelations that will leave you craving for more. From Fourth of July celebrations to heart-pounding adventures, join Rem, Randy, and Cody as they navigate a whirlwind of events that redefine the meaning of entertainment. This week, the trio dives headfirst into explosive discussions on everything from patriotism to the Farm Bill. Randy, the visionary of the group, proposes a mind-blowing virtual TRDS studio using Unreal Engine. But will Cody be willing to take the plunge, and will Rem's memory lapses derail their plans? Amidst the chaos, Cody finds himself at a picturesque lakehouse in Alabama, encountering mishaps that will have you gasping for breath. From annihilating his coccyx with a daring leap into a lagoon (with video evidence!) to surviving a hair-raising boat ride that nearly cost him his head, Cody's adventures in Sweet Home Alabama will leave you both in awe and stitches. In an unexpected turn of events, Svenson calls out Randy as Dick of the Week for his emotional manipulation involving artificial intelligence and a dying aunt. Brace yourself for the heartificial intelligence saga that unfolds, pushing the boundaries of ethics and technology. Prepare to be enlightened as Rem uncovers the world of Ratatouille, experiencing the culinary masterpiece for the first time. Meanwhile, Cody delves into '90s nostalgia and tantalizes our taste buds with an exploration of Taco Bell's magnificence. Patriotism takes center stage as the hosts celebrate Fourth of July by unraveling the mysteries of the Declaration of Independence. But amidst the revelry, an enigmatic email appears, and Randy's expertise is required to decipher the Trivium. Hold on tight as Randy shares his jaw-dropping financial escapades, recounting how he found himself caught in a web of a 64% interest rate loan. Rem's uncontrollable laughter will leave you in stitches, showcasing the camaraderie and unfiltered banter that defines this dynamic trio. As the episode nears its climax, prepare to be amazed by the breathtaking artistry of Jesus AI Celebrating Pride Month. Witness the fusion of art and spirituality, showcased at RichDickman.com, and get a glimpse into next week's wild and mind-blowing theme that will leave you craving for more. The explosive finale revolves around Randy's encounter at Micro Wrestling, where his ego clashes with a formidable opponent. Will he emerge unscathed, or will his pride take a hit? And as the hosts advise Randy against fireworks, will he heed their warnings, or is chaos imminent? Prepare for laughter, danger, and unexpected twists as The Rich Dickman Show promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Tune in to this sensational episode and embark on an unforgettable journey with Rem, Randy, and Cody. With themes of patriotism and celebration running through each thrilling moment, this explosive adventure is a testament to the indomitable spirit of the Fourth of July. Don't miss out on the laughter, camaraderie, and jaw-dropping revelations that make The Rich Dickman Show an unmissable podcast experience. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27351657

Episode 267 - Mandela Peppers 06/26/2023

Episode 267 - Mandela Peppers Episode 267 of The Rich Dickman Show, titled "Mandela Peppers," brings you another wild ride with Randy, Rem, and Cody. As the episode kicks off, Randy is jamming to rap music while Rem is reliving his childhood with his Optimus Primal toy from 2000. But hold up, there's trouble in paradise! Randy just discovered that the Discord link has been broken for months. Good thing he's on top of it, though, and has created a new one at TinyUrl.com/TRDS1! Way to go, Randy! Maybe you're not totally useless after all. Meanwhile, Cody is back in his sweet home of Alabama, and apparently, both he and Randy have conveniently forgotten what went down in the last episode. Classic Cody and Randy move right there. On the other hand, Rem's real-life job has been a nightmare lately, and Randy is anxiously waiting for that promotion. Will it ever happen? We'll see, but at least Randy's hairdo is on point. Gotta give credit where it's due. In the midst of their shenanigans, Rem decides to enlighten Cody on the wonders of wearing a tie. Apparently, people look at you differently when you're rocking one. It's a whole new level of sophistication, or maybe they're just checking to see if you're actually choking yourself. Who knows? But hey, props to Rem for bringing some style into the mix. Speaking of nostalgia, Rem takes his son to see Transformers: Rise of The Beasts, and it takes them right back to the glorious '90s. It's a heartwarming father-son bonding experience. And hey, while we're on the topic of movies, Cody might be heading to Denver. Will ISIS finally release Huell for a visit? We can only hope. But hold up! Cody has experienced a real-life "Mandela Effect" involving jalapenos and habaneros. Turns out we've all been pronouncing "habanero" wrong this whole time. Who would've thought? Cody, the man with the spicy revelations! But let's switch gears for a moment. Rem attends a funeral, only to find a surprisingly cheery priest. Talk about mixed emotions. And then there's Randy, falling head over heels for The Bearded Butchers as they skillfully handle a wagyu cow. He's even trying to convince Rem to visit Sakura Farms for TRDS. Randy's enthusiasm for meat butchery knows no bounds, I suppose. As the episode continues, Randy shows off his culinary skills on a Ninja Foodie while Cody returns with the beloved segment, "Dick of the Week." This time, Svenson tells a story involving a guy, dog poop, and a plastic bag. Classic Svenson. But hey, there's more! The Oceans Gate Submersible has imploded, and the Captain takes the crown as the biggest dick of them all. Talk about a sinking ship. And let's not forget the fan-favorite segment, "Thinking With Your Dickman," where some overly polite listeners get a bit too technical with their questions. You know, there's such a thing as being too polite, folks. But that's not all! Cody is as excited as a marshmallow on a stick because "Cody Reads Copy" is making a comeback. The timing might be a bit off, though, considering the recent demise of the Titanic viewing ship. Oops. But hold on tight, folks! There's more to come. Rem has a bone to pick with Instagram chefs who squeeze the life out of their meats. No juicy steaks for him, apparently. And guess what? Randy brings back "AI Out Of Context." Brace yourselves for some outlandish and hilarious AI-generated quotes. Of course, we can't forget "The Laws of Power." We're reaching Law #40, and it's hard to believe we're getting closer to the end. Can you feel the power, folks? And what about the Jesus AI Art? This time, the hosts envision Jesus as a big game hunter of extinct animals. Talk about divine hunting skills. The art is better than ever, but who will come out on top? You'll have to listen to find out! So, for all your Rich Dickman needs, head over to RichDickman.com, and make sure to join the Discord at TinyUrl.com/TRDS1. And don't forget to follow them on Twitter @RichDickmanShow. They're bringing you the laughter, the absurdity, and the occasional insult to Randy that you didn't know you needed in your life. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27263847

Episode 266 - Dennis Rodman Prime 06/19/2023

Episode 266 - Dennis Rodman Prime Hark! Gather 'round, fair listeners, for verily I shall regale thee with a tale of wit and woe from the realm of podcasting. On this episode, the 266th of The Rich Dickman Show, titled "Dennis Rodman Prime," our noble hosts embark upon a curious adventure that shall surely tickle thy fancy. 'Twas a day of great challenges, for Rem, the stalwart captain of the ship, was tasked with guiding it through treacherous waters. Meanwhile, our dear Randy, that jolly fool, fancied himself a minstrel and played the Florida National Anthem with a tune known as PartyRocking. Oh, the audacity! But lo, Randy had more news to share, boasting of a newfound barber who hath transformed his visage. Alas, his companion Cody also sought the shears, desiring a fresh haircut to match his dashing charm. Yet, a storm brewed between them, for Randy's fondness for the "devils lettuce" clashed with Cody's weary soul, unable to abide his companion's strange vibes and unruly energy. Amidst this tempest, Rem, the cunning trickster, utilized ChatGPT to spin a web of lies concerning Rodimus Prime, weaving tales of why this enigma came to be and unraveling the secrets of Transformer: The Movie. Oh, the mischief! But wait, there's more! Rem embarked on a perilous journey to two airports, each fraught with its own perils. In one harrowing trip, he nearly decimated his parents' finances, whilst in the other, his boss unleashed a tirade of beratement upon poor Rem, much to the amusement of his father-in-law. Oh, the calamity! Yet fear not, dear listeners, for the madness does not end there. The podcast delves into the depths of human folly, as the hosts tackle peculiar questions in "Thinking With Your Dickman." The Law of Power is dissected, uncovering a tangled web of gaslighting. And behold, "Cody Reads Copy" returns, only to be met with indifference towards Randy's own advertisement for a Pixel 7a, a device that perplexes Rem's simple mind. But lo, there's wisdom amidst the chaos! Cody imparts the teachings of "Turd Diplomacy" and its illustrious sibling, "Dog Walking Diplomacy," cautioning against provocation when one's face may meet the vile embrace of canine excrement. Fear not, fair listeners, for enlightenment awaits! A spectacle of art unfolds in the realm of Jesus AI Art, showcasing the divine in the form of 50's smoking advertisements. Witness these marvels and be captivated, for the question remains: Who among them shall be crowned the victor? Such a choice lies upon thee. And now, dear readers, I beseech thee to journey forth and partake in this extraordinary episode. Tarry not, for thou shalt find this tale most riveting and entertaining. Tune in to The Rich Dickman Show, and thou shalt not be disappointed. But lo, before thou embark upon thy podcasting quest, visit RichDickman.com and WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, where treasures of mirth and enlightenment await thee. Set forth, dear listeners, and indulge in this grand adventure! [Promotional message:] Be sure to visit RichDickman.com and WhatWouldJesusDraw.com for further merriment and revelation! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27188826

Episode 265 - A Randall Tan 06/12/2023

Episode 265 - A Randall Tan Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Episode 265 of The Rich Dickman Show, where the antics never cease and the laughter won't let go! In this uproarious installment titled "A Randall Tan," prepare to have your funny bones tickled, your taste buds tantalized, and your world turned upside down. Our culinary mastermind, Rem, takes center stage as he unveils his secret weapon: the Blackstone griddle. Witness him conquer the art of fried rice with finesse so divine, it'll make your mouth water and your taste buds dance in time. But that's not all; Randy, our lovable goofball, mourns the legends lost, shedding a tear for The Iron Sheik and his mentor, some old guy who's left us behind. Hold on tight as Cody's mom works her Filipino magic, conjuring up a purple, sweet goo that defies explanation. Prepare to be mystified as Rem attempts to apologize to Randy, only to be interrupted by a ferocious dog fight, causing chaos and laughter to collide. Oh, Randy, dear Randy, unintentional racist terms escape your lips, as innocence clashes with the complexities of political correctness. But fear not, for hilarity ensues when Randy, shirtless and proud, discovers "The Randall Tandall," a tan line brought to life by his magnificent beard. And guess what? A new dog is on the horizon, and Cody sees Venom lurking within its adorable gaze. Meanwhile, Rem shares his unwavering admiration for Hispanic folks, pledging to sell his Facebook marketplace treasures exclusively to them. Prepare to have your mind blown when you witness the extraordinary feat of team lifting—a fridge soaring high into a truck, defying gravity and logic. Hold on to your sides, folks, as Rem recounts his harrowing tale of buying, returning, and re-buying a lawn mower, a tale of epic proportions that will leave you rolling on the floor. Randy, ever the ambitious one, sets his sights on snagging big-name guests, bringing the podcast to new heights. And don't you worry; "Thinking With Your Dickman" returns, where Rem imparts his wisdom with a single solution: sex, the ultimate answer to life's perplexing questions. But that's not all, for Cody brings back the beloved segment "Cody Reads Copy," where he mesmerizes us with his golden voice and comedic timing. And let's not forget Rem's dream of a mobile podcast studio, a vision so grand it'll make your podcast-loving heart skip a beat. And Randy? Well, he's got plans for a Skoolie that will redefine the meaning of on-the-go podcasting. Prepare to be transported back in time as Rem gets nostalgic, delving into the captivating world of Wrestling Bios, a YouTube channel that'll make your inner fanboy or fangirl squeal with delight. And fear not, for "What Would Jesus Draw" returns, presenting Jesus as the star of a sitcom. Hold your breath as Cody unleashes his artistic prowess, creating a masterpiece where Jesus morphs into Carl Winslow, delivering side-splitting hilarity at every turn. As we bid you farewell, dear listeners, know that the fun has only just begun. With the theme for next week's Jesus AI Art game promising wild and wonderful adventures, you won't want to miss a single second. Be sure to satisfy all your Rich Dickman needs at RichDickman.com, and don't forget to visit WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, where hilarity and divine artistry collide. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey with Rem, Randy, and Cody. Episode 265 is here, and it's guaranteed to leave you in stitches. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27113400

Episode 264 - Employment Hydra 06/05/2023

Episode 264 - Employment Hydra Title: "Employment Hydra: Revelations, Redemption, and Hot Pockets" In the latest episode of The Rich Dickman Show, Rem and Cody kick things off with a fireside chat that sets the tone for an exhilarating rollercoaster ride of unexpected twists and turns. However, there's one noticeable absence: Randy. The burning question arises: Did Randy get fired? Has anyone ever been fired from a podcast live on the air? The suspense is palpable as the hosts delve into the mystery. But that's not all! Cody shares a hilarious anecdote about his adventure at Pax East, and Mike, having ditched the sauce, brings a new level of intolerance for all things bullsh*t. As the episode progresses, we learn that Randy's been a constant source of disappointment for Rem, making show production a challenging ordeal. And then, out of nowhere, chocolate enters the picture, becoming an unlikely accomplice in Randy's downfall. Hold on tight because the madness continues! Cody's microphone sets off terrorism alarms at TSA, leading to an unforgettable airport ordeal. Meanwhile, Joe Biden takes a tumble, adding a political twist to the already wild mix. Rem's Memorial Day proves to be a comedy of errors, involving heavy refrigerators, broken stoves, wasted money at Lowe's Scratch and Dent, and even a lawnmower curse. Oh, the irony! As Rem recounts his amusing encounter at a female comedy show, we can't help but wonder what hijinks unfolded with that distracting audience member and her "stupid hands." Randy's gambling addiction takes center stage, leading to Rem's relentless berating over fifty-dollar dog bowls and 500-dollar Yeti coolers. However, amidst the chaos, Rem offers Randy a lifeline, an alternative to his gambling death spiral. Voicemails from Joanne in Iceland add an international flair, and Rem masterfully applies the latest Law of Power to his advantage. With a comedic touch, the show explores the fascinating world of Primitive Skills on YouTube, shattering Rem's illusions about chainsaws and technology. And of course, what would The Rich Dickman Show be without the highly anticipated return of "What Would Jesus Draw?" The website may not be updated yet, but the imagination runs wild as Jesus himself is envisioned committing crimes with a Hot Pocket. But that's not all—prepare for a thrilling climax! Rem's boundless excitement for the new Transformers movie is infectious, and he reveals his desire to see Jesus Christ as The Mandalorian. How will these visions manifest? Only by tuning in to this mind-bending episode will you uncover the answers! Don't miss out on the hilarious banter, unexpected revelations, and Rem's infectious enthusiasm. Visit RichDickman.com for a treasure trove of past episodes and follow the show on Twitter @RichDickman. Brace yourself for an adventure that will leave you laughing, guessing, and eagerly awaiting the next installment of The Rich Dickman Show! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27042327

Episode 263 - Flash Me Your Flavors 05/30/2023

Episode 263 - Flash Me Your Flavors Title: Flash Me Your Flavors: The Rich Dickman Show Episode 263 Introduction: Welcome to the uproarious world of The Rich Dickman Show, where hosts Rem, Randy, and Cody dive headfirst into a mouthwatering adventure filled with chocolate, captivating stories, and a dash of madness. In Episode 263, the trio embarked on a live on-air taste test of the delectable Omnom Chocolate from Iceland. As their taste buds danced with joy, the hosts delved into captivating discussions ranging from the peculiar "My Way Killings" in the Philippines to heartwarming stories of familial achievements. Brace yourself for a wild ride through the latest Law of Power review, an eventful Dick of the Week, and technical mishaps that forced Rem and Randy to step up their game. Paragraph 1: Prepare to indulge your senses as The Rich Dickman Show Episode 263 takes you on a tantalizing chocolate journey. Rem, Randy, and Cody couldn't contain their excitement as they unwrapped the highly anticipated Omnom Chocolate from Iceland. With taste buds at the ready, they dived into a live on-air taste review, savoring every bite and sharing their delight with listeners. Join in on the fun and discover why this episode is a must-listen for all chocolate enthusiasts. A big shoutout goes to Omnom Chocolate (and Joanne) for generously sending their heavenly treats! Visit Omnom Chocolate's website or find them on Twitter @OmnomChocolate for your own slice of chocolate paradise. Paragraph 2: While indulging in chocolate bliss, the hosts of The Rich Dickman Show fearlessly explored intriguing global topics. Cody seized the moment to shed light on the bizarre "My Way Killings" phenomenon taking place in the Philippines, leaving listeners both astounded and intrigued. Rem then regaled the audience with an endearing tale of his son's recent award, showcasing the pride and joy that comes with familial achievements. This episode combines the perfect blend of lighthearted banter and thought-provoking discussions, keeping you hooked from start to finish. Paragraph 3: Hold on tight as the laughter continues with Randy's wild antics and another unforgettable Dick of the Week segment. The lovable troublemaker, Randy, found himself in the midst of yet another misadventure as Svenson, a recurring caller, shared a jaw-dropping story about a Hot-Pocket-related incident involving a gunshot to the rear end! Brace yourself for the outrageous twists and turns that will leave you in stitches. The Rich Dickman Show never fails to deliver unexpected hilarity, and Episode 263 is no exception. Paragraph 4: Technical difficulties may have tried to steal the spotlight, but Rem and Randy rose to the occasion, showcasing their resilience and wit. Cody faced a barrage of technical glitches, which inadvertently elevated the chemistry between Rem and Randy. Stepping up their game, the dynamic duo took charge, flawlessly navigating the show and captivating listeners with their entertaining banter. Witness the hosts' ability to adapt and turn unexpected challenges into memorable moments that keep the energy high and the laughter rolling. Paragraph 5: The Rich Dickman Show Episode 263 is an unforgettable rollercoaster ride that promises laughter, fascinating stories, and the sheer joy of indulging in extraordinary chocolate. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a curious newcomer, this episode is a must-listen. Join the hosts on their hilarious escapades, delve into intriguing global discussions, and witness their unwavering ability to turn mishaps into golden moments. Remember to follow The Rich Dickman Show on Twitter @RichDickmanShow and explore their website at RichDickman.com to stay up to date with their latest antics and adventures. Note: The SEO keywords in this summary include "The Rich Dickman Show," "Episode 263," "Omnom Chocolate," "My Way Killings," "Dick of the Week," and "Hot-Pocket." /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/26983458

Episode 262 - Well-Readed Randy 05/21/2023

Episode 262 - Well-Readed Randy Slap your headphones on and brace your tender ear holes for Episode 262 of the Rich Dickman Show: "Well-Readed Randy." This shitshow of a podcast drops a hot steaming load of real life right onto your poor, unsuspecting eardrums. We kick off with Father-of-the-Year, who's losing his goddamn mind over his hellspawn's piss-poor attempt at housekeeping and vomit decorum. Mother's Day weekend finds this martyr busting his ass scrubbing the car while his ungrateful offspring are in their pigsty rooms, having a dank meme-fest. The cherry on top? His son, the vomit virtuoso, misplaces the fucking garage door opener, flaunting their home's security vulnerabilities for all to see. But the shitstorm's just getting started. Little Houdini gets locked out, only to break in through a window. Top-tier home security my ass! As if the fiasco couldn't get worse, the vomit savant decides the sink is his personal barf bucket. Cue the debate that could make Shakespeare hurl in his grave - to hurl or not to hurl. Our vomit-obsessed protagonist falls sick, but daddy-dearest insists he clean up his puke Picasso. Some call it tough love; we call it goddamn hilarious. In the midst of the hurling, we discover the kid suffers from a chronic case of "can't-aim-for-shit-itis." Pops is nearing meltdown, Mom's fantasizing about a one-way ticket to sanity, and we're struggling to keep our own guts from bursting in laughter. As we wait for the inevitable vomit-fueled apocalypse to hit home, we swerve into everyone's favorite topic - the art of upchuck aiming. Apparently, as adults, we should have a sixth sense for incoming hurl and bolt for the toilet. Unfortunately, our poor kid missed that memo, leaving dad fearing both divine wrath and the 16-hour bug. In a twist nobody asked for, we ditch vomit for violence, recounting a street brawl featuring a drunken idiot and a heavyweight Hawaiian with a high-kick that'd make Bruce Lee proud. It's surprisingly entertaining watching a 300-pound guy drop-kick a drunk into the next week. Next up, we've got Texas drag queens, NJ - the official armpit of America, and an Icelandic chocolate that's just too tasty for its own good. In the chaos, we find time to give a shout-out to rainbow Jesus and debate some Transformers-themed art. Nothing like a dash of Optimus Prime and holy water to keep the shit interesting. We end this trainwreck with a teaser for the next episode - Jesus as a cereal mascot. You read that right, folks. But for now, we're leaving you with the stench of barf, the image of a Technicolor Jesus, and a glimpse at our upcoming shitshow. So buckle up, suck it up, and get ready for another wild ride with The Rich Dickman Show. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/26902491

Episode 261 - By Thor's Chocolate! 05/15/2023

Episode 261 - By Thor's Chocolate! Alright, you magnificent motherfuckers and buckaroos, strap in and brace yourselves for a balls-deep, no-holds-barred, thrill-ride into the madness that is The Rich Dickman Show's 261st episode, "By Thor's Chocolate!" This ain't your goddamn Sunday School nor your grandma's podcast summary, it's a goddamn whirlwind of wackiness. Our trio of half-witted yet sassy hosts, Randy, Cody, and Rem, kick off this shitshow with all the grace of a three-legged mule in a moonshine-fueled square dance, shooting the breeze about everything from the fuckery of food allergies to the sheer madness of Southern biscuits and gravy. Randy pulls a heartstring-tugging tale out of his ass about his late dad, a candy bar, and the ocean, which is about as coherent as a drunken sailor on shore leave. They bulldoze into personal topics and uproarious discussions, including the thrilling world of sleep apnea, the battle of the bulge, and the sheer goddamned ecstasy of being home. As the chocolate-pimping Willy Wonkas they are, they shill some Icelandic delight from Omnom Chocolate, promising this cocoa-filled joyride will hit the U.S. soon, specifically at Whole Foods, for all you uppity foodies. Despite some technological shitstorms and fuck-ups that'd make a Luddite feel vindicated, they push through to give us a sneak peek of their upcoming "Rich Dickman Chocolate Draft 2023." They're not sugarcoating their distaste for certain ingredients - they're as subtle as a punch in the dick, and the anticipation is as palpable as a stripper at a bachelor party. They then charge into a Trump discussion like a horny rhino in a tutu and a bull in a china shop, keeping the political pot stirred while adding some spice to this batshit bonanza. They manage to throw in some technical snafus with Cody, because what's life without a little schadenfreude? The crowning glory of this shit parade and pièce de résistance is the "Rich Dickman Chocolate Draft 2023," where our intrepid fuckwits duke it out over a smorgasbord of exotic chocolates that sound as indulgent as a Kardashian on a shopping spree and as ecstatic as a rollercoaster of taste buds. From vegans wreaking havoc at a barbecue like PETA on steroids, to fishermen as deceitful as a politician's promise, and from corrupt Long Island politicians to the awkward application of hemorrhoid cream in a public pharmacy, this episode covers every batshit crazy topic under the sun. They even squeeze in a fake ad for the "Watchamacollit 3000," a device so versatile it might as well be a Swiss Army knife on steroids. So here it is, folks: Episode 261: By Thor's Chocolate! It's a wild, fuck-filled ride through the twisted minds of The Rich Dickman Show hosts. It's as edgy as a razor blade, as unpredictable as a coke-fueled squirrel and a monkey on meth, and as slightly better than mediocre as a drunken karaoke rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody". Tune in, if you dare, you magnificent bastards! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/26836137

Episode 260 - Built Chicken 05/08/2023

Episode 260 - Built Chicken Ep. 260: "Built Chicken - A Finger-Lickin' Good Time!" Damn, has it been 5 years already?! 🎉 This wild ride kicks off with NASCAR races, our sneaky asses getting trackside, and bitchin' about long food lines. What's the solution? Uber Eats or DoorDash to the rescue! We chat about the hell that is New Jersey and New York traffic, and celebrate our podcast's five-year freakin' anniversary with the idea of commemorative tattoos (because why not?). Love, life, and LARPing - we dish on a listener's relationship conundrum before shifting to commercials and their inclusivity (or lack thereof). Did you hear about Disney's live-action Little Mermaid? We're talkin' multicultural mermaid sisters! Plus, we dig into a thrill-seeking listener's question and debate how superheroes SHOULD behave. Spoiler alert: "Dick of the Week" goes to a shady politician. We get serious about gaming legend Jules Scott's mental health, personal insecurities, and the "thumbscrew" law of power. We're not all GPS wizards, and imposter syndrome is a real bitch. But hey, we talk cardinal directions in Hawaii and the bizarre world of saint knuckle bone preservation. Why? Because we can. Things get weird with Jesus drawing prompts, pop culture references, and a Star Wars twist. Jedi or Sith? Nah, General Grievous is where it's at. We crown Rem's submission the freakin' winner and May the 4th be with you! Rounding out this insane episode, we shower our listeners, co-hosts, and patrons with gratitude for these incredible five years. We relive the hilarious movie "Sex Drive" (despite some outdated language) and remind y'all to check out our Patreon for more exclusive content. Snag some merch at richstickman.com, follow us on Twitter, and don't forget to leave us a voicemail or join our Discord server. Stay awesome, you sexy chickens! 🐔🔥 5 years & still kickin'! 🎉 Ep. 260 "Built Chicken" covers NASCAR, LARPing, and everything in between. Don't miss it! #RichDickmanShow #BuiltChicken Sneaky trackside escapades & food line complaints at NASCAR races. We've got the inside scoop on Ep. 260! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast New episode alert! 🚨 We're chattin' about relationship hurdles & LARPing love lives. Tune in now! #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow Commercials & inclusivity: we're spillin' the tea on the latest ads in Episode 260. Join the convo! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast Disney's live-action Little Mermaid, mermaid sisters, & more! Dive into this fresh episode! 🧜‍♀️ #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow Thrill-seekers, superheroes, & shady politicians. Who's our "Dick of the Week"? Find out in Ep. 260! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast Gaming legend Jules Scott, mental health & insecurities - we're gettin' real on Ep. 260. Listen now! #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow Jesus drawing prompts & pop culture references collide in our latest episode. Check it out! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast May the 4th be with you! Jesus as General Grievous? You bet. Don't miss this Star Wars twist! 🚀 #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow Gratitude & reflection: we're lookin' back at 5 amazing years with you. Thanks for stickin' around! ❤️ #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast "Sex Drive" nostalgia & hilarious moments in our latest episode. Check out the laughs! #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/26770083

Episode 259 - DeadPets.Com 04/30/2023

Episode 258 - Dick of the Weed 04/24/2023

Episode 258 - Dick of the Weed Buckle up, motherfuckers, because Episode 258 of The Rich Dickman Show, "Dick of the Weed," is gonna blow your mind harder than that last bong hit you took. Recorded on the dankest day of the year, 420, this episode features a Thinking with your Dickman segment so ridiculously good, Rem damn near choked on his own spit. The stoner host dudes kick off this wild ride by recounting an absolutely batshit encounter at the zoo. Picture this: a smokin' hot MILF, with a Caribbean African-American mix and long braided hair, directing her kids to round up some goats for a dope-ass Insta vid. The hosts go balls deep into the implications of having a mom who's basically a supermodel and how social media turns family dynamics into a clusterfuck. Next up, they dive into Jovial Jenny's drama from Jaipur, India. This poor chick's white girlfriend keeps rockin' bindis and henna tats, pissing Jenny off something fierce. The hosts tell her to take a chill pill, communicate her feelings, and educate her girl about the cultural significance behind her actions. Now, this podcast ain't just about serious shit. The hosts pack this episode tighter than a fat joint with funny-ass stories, like elk with the hots for each other and heroic turtle rescues. They even riff on the 31st Law of Power, "Control the Options," and somehow manage to compare it to video games, because why the fuck not? Our man Cody reads a long-ass ad for the Magic Bullet Blender, making you wonder if he's high as a kite or just really passionate about blending shit. The hosts then share some bizarre audio clips, completely out of context – from celeb impersonations to conspiracy theories – leaving you questioning if you've taken one too many hits off that joint. In the end, they get blazed on a 420-themed news headline idea from their intern, but they're too stoned to share the details. Then they shoot the shit about Jesus cosplaying as Nintendo characters – like Marth, Peach, Luigi, and finally, Mario. Peach Jesus wins their vote, but they don't stop there! So, if you're looking to get high on laughter and lose yourself in some weed-infused madness, don't miss this dope-ass podcast. Remember to puff, puff, pass that shit, and tune in for an episode that'll leave you higher than the clouds. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/26628504

Episode 256 - A Real Stand Up Guy 04/17/2023

Episode 256 - A Real Stand Up Guy Get ready for a fuckin' wild ride with Episode 257 of The Rich Dickman Show, where shit gets real with Adam Levine, a stand-up comic who's got some stories to tell. This episode is called "A Real Stand Up Guy" and trust me, it's gonna be a damn good time. So, the crew kicks off talking about the highs and lows of performing comedy, from open mic nights in dingy basement bars to big-ass clubs. Adam spills the beans on how a note telling him to be more physical on stage changed his act for the better. They also shoot the shit about doing corporate gigs – the money's good, but the vibe can be fuckin' weird. They dive into the challenges of making high school seniors laugh, who probably don't know their ass from their elbow when it comes to stand-up. Oh, and Adam's fear of heights? Yeah, they go there, talking about Randy’s St. Louis Arch experience that freaked him the hell out. The conversation takes a bizarre twist as they discuss their AI art game, coming up with Jesus-themed prompts and letting their twisted imaginations run wild. And of course, they can't resist giving advice in the "Thinking with Your Dickman" segment, tackling relationship shit like juggling multiple partners and getting your SO to accept your cosplay kink. The Rich Dickman crew ain't holding back in this episode, with ads for the Nettypot and a luxury bidet (a fuckin' "butthole whisperer," no less) thrown in the mix. They touch on everything from nudist colonies to furries and how owning a cat is a lesson in consent. Don't miss the AI-generated Easter Bunny mall scene with Jesus, and the hilarious game "Who's the Voice?" where they guess famous voices. So strap in, folks, because this episode's got it all: comedy, personal shit, and a bunch of fuckin' laughs. Get ready to dive into the chaotic world of stand-up and the twisted minds of The Rich Dickman Show's hosts. It's a crazy ride, but hey, that's what makes it slightly better than mediocre! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/26559378

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