Quality Nonsense Network

Quality Nonsense Network is your drop of comedy, commentary, and creative chaos — a podcast network built for listeners who want something new every single day. From absurd headline reenactments and wild conspiracy theories to improvised games, bizarre history lessons, tech rabbit holes, and pop culture deep dives, QNN is a rotating buffet of weird, witty, and occasionally educational entertainment. At the center is our flagship show: Quality Nonsense — a glorious fuster cluck of rants, bits, and questionable “facts” that’s almost worth your time. Our network lineup features: Comedy Podcasts that blend stand-up energy with improv unpredictability. Pop Culture Recaps with hot takes and sharper comebacks. History & Mystery shows that may be 100% accurate… or 100% made up. Tech & Trivia Spirals you didn’t know you needed. If your perfect podcast feed feels like flipping channels between late-night TV, public radio, and meme culture — the Quality Nonsense Network is where you belong. Keywords: comedy podcast network, daily podcasts, pop culture commentary, improv comedy, satirical news, conspiracy podcast, tech trivia, history comedy, entertainment network, absurd humor, sketch comedy, talk show podcast, daily comedy show.

Episode 301 - Fin. (Charcuterie Wieners) 06/20/2025

Episode 301 - Fin. (Charcuterie Wieners) Podcast Summary: Episode 301 of The Rich Dickman Show - Fin. (Charcuterie Wieners) In the grand finale of The Rich Dickman Show, Episode 301, titled Fin. (Charcuterie Wieners), hosts Rem, Ray, Randy, and Cody deliver an unforgettable, extra-long farewell to their loyal listeners. Recorded with Ray and Randy joining Rem in Connecticut and Cody calling in from Alabama, this episode is a heartfelt celebration of the show’s legacy, packed with nostalgia, laughter, and the chaotic charm that defined its run. The episode kicks off with a special intro, setting the tone for a bittersweet goodbye. The hosts dive into a reflective journey, reminiscing about iconic moments from past episodes, like the absurd hilarity of "Dick of the Week" rants, the wild tangents of "Thinking With Your Dickman," and the creative chaos of "What Would Jesus Draw?" They share stories from the present, blending their signature mix of crude humor and genuine camaraderie, while poking fun at everything from charcuterie boards to Randy’s near-disastrous mishap that almost derailed the finale—thankfully, Rem swooped in to save the day, as always. A highlight of the episode is the final "What Would Jesus Draw?" segment, where all four hosts—Rem, Ray, Randy, and Cody—collaborate to create an epic, absurd masterpiece, combining their unhinged ideas into a single, gloriously ridiculous work of art. Rem finally declares victory over his long-time nemesis, Jules, with this 301st episode, cementing his legacy as the world's greatest unknown podcaster. The episode wraps with a special surprise for longtime listeners that may bring a smile to their face and leave everyone else delighted, a perfect capstone to the show’s wild ride. Through it all, the hosts stay true to their roots, delivering the irreverent humor and heartfelt connection that made The Rich Dickman Show a cult favorite. To the listeners: Thank you for sticking with us through every crude joke, every heated debate, and every bizarre segment. Your support made this chaotic journey possible, and we’re forever grateful for you being part of the Rich Dickman family. Here’s to the memories—stay weird, stay awesome. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/37095825

Episode 300 - Hall of Fame 3 06/08/2025

Episode 300 - Hall of Fame 3 Chapters Welcome to Episode 300 Italian Hall of Fame Rant The Mystery of the Voicemail Hall of Fame Induction Podcast Shenanigans The Hot Load Confession Dinner Talk and Family Drama The Great Wrestling Debate Voicemail Shoutouts The Epic Poop Story Thanks, Berries Hall of Fame Inductions Emotional Reflections Celebrating Milestones Unraveling Secrets Hidden Power Dynamics The Complexity of Interaction In this episode, we delve into the chaos of the Rich Dickman Show's momentous 300th episode, featuring the raw and unfiltered discussions that defined its lead-up. Our exploration reveals an interesting mix of tension, humor, and personal drama among the hosts Rem, Randy, and Ray, as they navigate the complex landscape of friendship, rivalry, and entertainment. The first striking element is the palpable disorganization leading up to the 300th episode, highlighted by Randy's frantic energy and the contrasting frustration of his co-hosts. Rem's candid admissions of chaos—calling the show a "farce" and expressing deep frustration at the disarray—paint a vivid picture of the intense feelings surrounding the milestone. This chaotic backdrop sets the stage for a variety of conflicts and tensions that emerge as jokes turn personal, particularly in the context of an Italian Hall of Fame. This particular segment escalates rapidly, with Randy unleashing a torrent of anger over perceived slights towards his Italian heritage. His theatrical reaction highlights vulnerabilities tied to identity and insecurity, showcasing how the personal battles often bleed into their comedic exchanges. Barry's presence only exacerbates the situation as her biting comments provoke strong reactions—her adeptness at infusing chaos into the already fragile dynamics reveals her role as an antagonist. As we sift through the raw material, the internal struggles become evident; Rem and Ray's frustration at Randy’s chaotic methods underscores a deeper rift that questions each host's roles and the overall structure of the show. Their references to Twitter distractions and emotional drama hint at an ongoing power struggle, revealing the hosts' differing views on what constitutes a successful episode. Beneath the surface humor lies profound self-awareness, self-sabotage, and the hidden burdens each host carries, which illuminate their interactions. Randy’s anecdotes about his upbringing resonate with themes of loss and familial tensions, while Rem's reflections on friendship encapsulate the fragility of their relationships in the face of chaos. Unanticipated secrets add intriguing layers to this tapestry of conflict. The bizarre voicemail questioning Randy about a past indiscretion exposes a vulnerability that diverges sharply from the show's comedic front. Furthermore, revelations about artistic betrayal and past roles—like the intention to replace Rem with Cody—reveal a rich backstory that affects their current dynamics. Ultimately, the 300th episode exemplifies the chaos that can unfold when personal insecurities and group dynamics clash, revealing not just what it means to put on a show, but the profound emotional realities that often accompany public performances. The ensuing narrative highlights the human experience behind the laughter, showcasing the intricate web of personal histories, rivalries, and emotional stakes that make up any collaborative effort. As we conclude this deep dive, one lingering question remains: how many hidden narratives exist beneath the surface of our daily interactions, and what can they reveal about the people within them? This episode invites us to listen more deeply, recognizing that every performance—no matter how polished—holds within it the potential for profound human stories waiting to be uncovered. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/36904435

TRDS - Unauthorized Too 06/02/2025

TRDS - Unauthorized 05/22/2025

TRDS - Unauthorized The Rich Dickman Show – Unauthorized Timestamps: 0:08 Mini Bar Madness 0:57 Podcast Introduction 2:46 Hotel Room Chronicles 4:15 Chicken and Pets 5:35 High School Lunch Adventures 6:36 On the Taste of Cat 7:46 Culinary Curiosities 10:48 Tech Troubles in Hotels 15:27 California Conundrums 19:02 Family and Technology 22:04 Pitching New Ideas 26:17 Golfing Shenanigans 28:56 College Memories 31:25 Boston Sightseeing 32:18 Historical Reflections 34:27 AI and Creativity 38:49 Personal Updates 44:34 Layoffs and Promotions 46:10 Business Decisions in Wrestling 47:06 Wrestling in the Neighborhood 1:05:36 The Journey to Wrestling School 1:10:29 The Fine Line of Comedy 1:19:29 The Mini Fridge Heist 1:23:59 Unconventional Food Discussions 1:26:17 The AI Triple T Pivot 1:30:26 Personal Struggles and Vulnerabilities 1:33:43 The Chaotic Outro Episode Summary This is The Rich Dickman Show completely off the rails. The Unauthorized episode fires from the hip—Ray’s war with a price-gouging mini fridge sets the tone for a no-filter, no-safety-net ride through food taboos, tech failures, and philosophical bullshit. Rem and Randy argue the ethics of eating pets, debate whether “all pets are food, but not all food is pets,” and spiral into tales of questionable school lunches, bat meat, and the global weirdness of what people eat when nobody’s looking. If it walks, crawls, or flies, someone’s tried to eat it here. In between, hotel tech goes full “user hostile,” Airbnb drama erupts, and Ray tries to convince everyone that California is paradise (spoiler: not everyone buys it). Randy pitches an insane AI-driven Dickman archive that nobody asked for but now somehow must exist. But it’s not just chaos for chaos’s sake. Real talk breaks through—layoffs, promotions, wrestling dreams deferred, and personal failures all get dragged into the light, with the crew exposing a little vulnerability behind the relentless jokes. If you want a “safe” show, go elsewhere. If you want friendship forged in chaos, dumb ideas, and hard-earned wisdom, this is the only podcast that delivers. Tags #Comedy #Podcast #FoodEthics #HotelFails #TechTrouble #CulinaryOddities #AI #Wrestling #RealTalk #Chaos #Friendship #Unfiltered /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/36680190

Episode 299 - French Catholic Halo 05/17/2025

Episode 299 - French Catholic Halo 🎙️ The Rich Dickman Show: Episode 299 - French Catholic Halo 🎉 🔥 Special Shoutout to our friends at Drink a Beer and Play a Game! We had a blast guesting on their show — check out the crossover episode here: 👉 Buckle up for an episode that's wild, hilarious, and refreshingly candid! Dive headfirst into the chaotic camaraderie that makes The Rich Dickman Show a must-listen. From Randy’s weight loss updates and hilarious near-fired escapades to heated hotel debates and controversial tweets, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and authentic discussions on everything life throws our way. 🔔 Subscribe & Hit the Bell to stay updated with the chaos every week! 📌 Episode Chapters: 0:04 - Naked Truths 0:34 - Flatness of Kansas 1:47 - Randy's Near-Fired Moment 3:01 - Medical Cards and Government Gripes 3:27 - Showtime Shenanigans 5:11 - Weight Loss Journeys 8:09 - Guesting on Other Podcasts 9:01 - Podcasting Adventures 12:00 - AI and Technology Talks 17:12 - Hotel Temperature Debates 30:30 - Fitness and Humor 47:53 - Slapstick Humor and Laughter 53:44 - Tweeting with Purpose 57:19 - Controversial Tweets and Political Banter 58:12 - Quote Retweets and Political Discourse 1:00:54 - The Game of Jules or Not 1:01:39 - Unexpected Commercials and Promotions 1:02:14 - Dick of the Week Controversies 1:02:52 - Hypotheticals and Dilemmas 1:03:23 - What Would Jesus Draw? 1:04:14 - Creative Submissions and Critiques 1:05:15 - The Chaos of Unscripted Conversations 1:06:26 - Reflecting on Authenticity in Podcasting 🎧 About This Episode: In classic Rich Dickman fashion, join Rem, Ray, Cody, and Randy as they hilariously navigate personal updates, weight loss victories, podcasting adventures, and politically charged banter. Enjoy playful segments like "What Would Jesus Draw?" and absurdly fun hypotheticals, all wrapped in unscripted chaos and genuine camaraderie. 🌟 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe! Share your favorite moments below! #RichDickmanShow #ComedyPodcast #WeightLossJourney #PodcastLife #ControversialTweets #UnfilteredBanter /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/36595715

Episode 298 - Flesh Toned Boa 05/01/2025

Episode 298 - Flesh Toned Boa 🎙️ The Rich Dickman Show – Episode 298: “Flesh Toned Boa” This week on The Rich Dickman Show, Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy unleash another round of unfiltered chaos—covering everything from goat poop and hotel rage to AI Jesus art and morally bankrupt hypotheticals. It’s dumb. It’s brilliant. It’s TRDS. 🐐 Randy Buys a Goat Randy confesses that his wife impulse-bought a live goat at a swap meet—for $125. It now lives in their house and poops "little pellets" that are “easy to sweep.” Totally normal. This spirals into his weight update: last week, 393.4 lbs. This week? 384.9—a big drop he credits to liquid shits. He’s also moving forward with bariatric surgery, prompting the gang to brainstorm what to do with the future excess skin. A “flesh-toned boa” is the frontrunner. Disgusting. Hilarious. 🛁 Rem vs. The Hotel Shower Rem vents about being bait-and-switched by a Maryland hotel that advertised a tub but had a water-saving walk-in shower instead. This leads to a passionate tirade about modern hotel failures, bath-time rituals, and somehow, climate change, water evaporation, and magnetic pole shifts. Yes, really. 💰 Holy Assets & Spam Calls Randy drops a bombshell: the Mormon Church is worth $293 billion, easily dwarfing the Vatican’s $15B. The guys swap tales about Scientology mall recruiters and nearly getting thetans tested. That segues into a unified rage session on spam calls, especially the solar panel grift. Spoiler: they hate you. 📱 Ray’s $2,400 War with AT&T Ray unleashes a legendary consumer rage segment, recounting his three-year battle with AT&T over a failed trade-in promo that cost him $2,400. After 20 years of loyalty, he jumps to T-Mobile, gets better speeds instantly, and regrets only that he couldn’t rage-quit in person. They offered him $100 to stay. He laughed and walked out. Verdict: “Money-hungry goofballs.” 🥡 Cody’s Week in Vibes Cody had an objectively better time: Attended a Chinese zodiac-themed light show Ate duck dumplings with bacon and cheese Crushed a structurally sound food truck burger with loaded fries Drank Kool-Aid with pineapple chunks out of a reusable pouch Peak week unlocked. 🐓 Dick of the Week This week’s candidates: A student rescued twice from Mount Fuji A woman who firebombed a Tesla dealership with Nazi graffiti Antisemitic vandals targeting a historic synagogue in Philly Winner: The Molotov-tossing Tesla hater. No contest. ❓ Dickman Dilemmas Ethics get chokeslammed as the boys debate life’s most deranged hypotheticals: 🦁 Lick or Click? Let a lion lick steak sauce off your chest, or sit in a room for 10 minutes with a monkey holding a loaded gun? Heads up: Lions hate sugar. Monkeys hate rules. 🐶 Puppy Orphanage or Poverty Forever? Destroy a puppy orphanage live on TV for $5M, or make minimum wage forever? Take the money. Evacuate the pups. Rebuild it better. 👵 Hug Grandma, Lose Yourself? Travel back in time to hug your dead grandma, but risk erasing your own existence. Depends: Were her cookies worth the cosmic gamble? 🦅 Dictator for a Day, Then Die? Become Supreme Dictator for 24 hours and pass any laws—but you’re publicly executed at the end. Loophole: Outlaw your own execution. Easy game. 💎 Jules or Not New game: Were these unhinged tweets written by Jules, Rem’s former co-host? Two tweets. Two rounds of debate. Zero answers. Maximum confusion. 🎣 Gorton’s Fish Fillet Ad Ad read time. It’s for Gorton’s Fish Fillets, and somehow it turns into a full sketch. You’ll either crave fish—or question your life choices. ✝️ What Would Jesus Draw? This week’s prompt: Jesus doing outdoor spring sports. AI-generated holy chaos includes: Ultimate frisbee Jesus Cheese-rolling Jesus (with Girl Scouts and Jedi watching) Golfing Jesus on water while Moses heckles Lawn dart Jesus at a Memorial Day picnic featuring bikinis and a severed head Winner: Golf Jesus with Moses, in the style of a vintage golf ad. Next week’s theme: Jesus selling designer robes. 👻 Haunted Houses & Wrestling Debates Ray updates us on a possibly haunted Airbnb—a return trip is planned. Then: A serious debate on whether pro wrestling is America’s greatest art (it is), whether Goldberg is good (he's not), and the Back to the Future deep-cut about Eric Stoltz almost playing Marty McFly. 🎤 Outro Final plugs: 👉 👉 Send in your Dickman Dillemas 👉 Call the Dickman Line: 513-512-5721 Post-show banter includes server costs, barking dogs, and just enough existential dread to remind you you’re alive. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/36395705

Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position 04/23/2025

Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position The Rich Dickman Show Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position with hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy Opening Banter Recap: The episode begins with the hosts returning, with Rem noting that they are "back at it". Rem explains that he finally figured out a camera or account issue from a couple of years ago, realizing his wife had created a new account that bypassed security, making the old one look like a fresh reinstall. He wiped the new account, reverted to the old one, and his stuff, including old backgrounds from about two years ago, reappeared. This brought back some "blast from the past" backgrounds. They confirm the episode number is 297, correcting Randy who thought it was 296. Randy is asked to create a Brady Bunch screen using illustrations or real photos, including one of Ray. Ray mentions he can text a picture he took in front of a gas pump where the average price was $5.90 a gallon, which prompts comments on high gas prices (Rem filled up for $2.79 and was annoyed, Ray was around $2.93) and the general expense of things where Ray is located. Ray then mentions his recent weight loss. Randy asks what Ray's weight was last week, and Ray gives a number (396.8). Cody and Ray guess Ray's current weight before Ray reveals it is 393.4. Cody wins the guess. Ray clarifies he started at 436 pounds, tracking it in the show notes, indicating a loss of 21.8 pounds just on the show. This prompts praise from the others, calling it "good" and "a month's worth of work". Ray mentions building a fence so his dogs can go out without needing to be walked. They briefly discuss protecting wells from zombies like in The Walking Dead. Ohio is described as "weird" and Ray's backyard video is mentioned as everything imagined for Ohio – flat, surprisingly lacking trees initially, although Ray clarifies he has trees, and his side yard is 65 feet long by 25 feet wide with a zipline. Cody mentions his acre is half dead grass, ants, and dirt. Ray notes that living on a hill sucks. Rem talks about growing up on three acres and how fun it was as a kid, not needing to be manicured. Rem mentions dealing with his "little one" digging holes and making mud for monster trucks in his yard and getting annoyed by ants. Cody mentions chilling post-Easter with leftovers and discount candy, referring to the period as the "holy refraction". There's discussion about the Pope dying, mentioning it happened on 4/20 or 4/21, his age (88), and nationality (Argentina). They list the last four Popes they've lived through: John Paul I, John Paul II, Benedict, and Pope Francis. Ray questions why anyone not Catholic would care who the Pope is. Rem argues everyone should care who the "Holy Father" is. They discuss Catholic practices like infallibility, celibacy, and the public recognition of the Pope compared to leaders of other religions. Cody recounts being asked to be godparents for his brother-in-law's child and being told they had to be married in a Catholic church, highlighting what he sees as Catholicism focusing on the "wrong things" and being too "ceremonial" rather than practical. Rem agrees it's all ceremony. Despite critiques of the ceremony, they acknowledge that if Catholics believe Christ died and was resurrected, they can still get to heaven, and that religion in general, like the Ten Commandments, provides a good way of living. The "best atheist on the show" (Rem) states that the lack of religion in society is a big problem because people need it. They critique the commandment "Shall not take the Lord's name in vain," arguing the Constitution supersedes the Ten Commandments. They discuss Cody's religious background in Alabama, describing it as "white people Baptist type stuff". Cody mentions being baptized "like 30 times" by different denominations. He ranks his top three baptism experiences: Nazarene (clinical) is number three, Episcopalian (female officiant) is number two, and Baptist (party, dunked in a creek, held under) is number one. They discuss sourdough starter and Ray's wife's breast milk used for practical purposes like treating pink eye. Ray describes his first experience with a bidet in a fancy restaurant restroom, being scared by the air dry function. They argue about the necessity of bidets vs. manual cleaning in the shower. Rem's Steve's Lava Chicken t-shirt design being rejected by Amazon merch is mentioned. They mention starting a band called Bubblegut and the Poops. The podcast is noted for surpassing the episode count of wrestling shows Dynamite and Nitro. We did the following segments: Thinking with your Dickman This segment features the hosts answering listener questions. Question 1 (from Joanna, treated as John/Joe): "Do I poop too much? I use the restroom an average of three times a day. My boyfriend says a woman shall need to poop once per day, but I'm not convinced. Is there any science to back up this claim? Are there any methods or devices you would recommend to measure my poop volume?". Cody, who has IBS and is a "two time a day type of pooper," validates that pooping multiple times a day is possible. Ray notes his toilet time is typically at least 30 minutes. They recommend getting a bidet for cleanliness, especially with frequent use, but caution against high water pressure to avoid hemorrhoids. They also recommend a seat cushion (like a donut) for long drives. Question 2 (from James, a recently retired actor): "I am a recently retired actor looking for things to do. I am famously starred in a long time running television show... I would like to find some activities that would allow some privacy... suggest some in Denvers.". Cody suggests mini golf and bumper boats as fun activities that might be less conducive to mobs. Rem suggests creating a profile on Fet Life and attending meetups, arguing that people in that lifestyle community are likely to keep secrets to protect themselves. Ray jokingly suggests starting an island. Question 3 (anonymous): "I hate chunky spaghetti sauce. Can you please tell me the best red sauce for pasta that isn't lumpy? Preferably, this advice would come from a true Italian.". Ray, claiming to be the most Italian, suggests Tutori tomato sauce, particularly the canned version, describing it as just sauce, not lumpy. He notes that while it's good as is for the "American people," you can spice it up with garlic, onions, and oregano. Rem talks about making sauce from scratch but acknowledges it's hard to beat store-bought like Prego or Ragu. Cody shares a story of making meatballs and sauce for multiple families using Target brand sauce and pasta, adding baked Italian spicy sausage and basil, and being asked for his "recipe" later. They joke that Americans are easy to please with Italian food. Question 4 (from John): "I want to play hookie from school for a day and need a legitimate excuse. Do you have any ways of getting out of school, but in a way that I can't get caught?". Suggestions include hacking the school's mainframe and changing attendance, getting a contagious illness like mono or pink eye (noting pink eye isn't that bad and a remote doctor's note is easy to get now). An interesting suggestion from Cody is to use microwave beeps to fake an EKG sound during a call. Another suggestion is to get surgery, like for a lazy eye, which could provide extended time off. Cody Reads Copy about Verilife Dispensary in Hillsboro, OH: Cody reads a descriptive piece about a dispensary called Verilife in Hillsboro, Ohio, located between cornfields and Dairy Queens. The copy highlights the "chill energy" and "tactical command" of an employee named Emily, who handles a chaos-inducing attempted robbery ("Tiger King's backup dancer" trying to "jack the stash") by leading the staff in a defensive maneuver before calmly ringing up the customer. The copy concludes that at Verilife, you get "weed," a "story," a "community," and "Emily," and encourages listeners to visit and mention Randy. Dick of the Week: Four nominees are presented for the "Dick of the Week" title. Nominee 1: A 31-year-old woman arrested in Floren Park, New Jersey on April 6, 2025, for DUI and refusing a breath test after driving the wrong way on a turnpike and other roads during a rainstorm. Dash cam footage showed erratic driving, running safety zones and a red light. She showed signs of intoxication, failed field sobriety tests, and had a concealed alcoholic beverage. She faces multiple charges including DUI refusal, reckless driving, careless driving, and lane violations. Nominee 2: A 47-year-old former Hillsboro County, Florida Sheriff's Office deputy and current county schools employee, Brandon Scott Parker, charged after a road rage incident on April 6, 2025, where he allegedly threw a bottle at a driver who honked at him, causing injury (contusion and abrasion). He was charged with the felony of throwing a deadly missile into an occupied conveyance. Nominee 3: A motorcyclist with a passenger involved in a road rage incident in El Cajon, California on April 7, 2025, who fired a gun at a truck. The truck driver was unharmed but found a bullet hole. The suspects fled on the motorcycle, which was found to be stolen, and were later found hiding in a drainage tunnel. Nominee 4: A 24-year-old man from Wisconsin who stole a bag of food from the kitchen of a McDonald's in Elmhurst, Illinois on April 7, 2025, and resisted arrest. Voting results in a tie between the Wrongway DUI driver (Nominee 1), supported by Randy and Rem for violating fundamental societal rules, and the Road rage bottle thrower (Nominee 2), with Cody voting against it specifically because the person was a former cop. Given the tie and the mention of Hillsboro in two different stories (Ohio and Florida), they declare the "Dick of the Week" is the "simulation". Dickman Dilemma: Three hypothetical dilemmas are discussed. Dilemma 1 (from Senson): Choose between having sex with a woman you find ugly once a week for $5,000 a week, or having the hottest woman you can think of peg you for $6,000 a week. Cody chooses the $5,000 option, reasoning he can turn the lights off and find enjoyment. Ray and Rem both choose the $6,000 option, seemingly unbothered by the act of pegging and appreciating the extra money. Dilemma 2: Hire a zombie chef who cooks Michelin star meals, but there's a 0.5% chance he eats your brains for each dish. Do you hire him?. Cody and Rem immediately decline, citing the disgusting nature of zombies and the unacceptable risk of death for a meal, regardless of quality. Ray compares the odds to other risky activities, noting he wouldn't risk his life for a meal but might for a large sum of money, and discusses the illusion of control people feel in everyday risks like driving. Dilemma 3: You get 2 million for a tattoo that forces you to blurt out the truth 10 minutes daily. Do you ink it?. The discussion centers on whether the 10 minutes are predictable and if the person can control what truths are revealed. Rem and Cody both agree they would take the tattoo for $2 million, particularly if the truth-telling was controllable or if it was like the movie Liar Liar, or simply because they believe in honesty and feel they don't have secrets bad enough to lose $2 million over. They consider doing it after retiring or getting divorced to minimize potential negative consequences. What Would Jesus Draw - Jesus at Wrestlemania 41 - Winner Ray: The hosts generate AI images based on the theme "Jesus Christ at Wrestlemania 41 in Las Vegas". Randy's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth fighting the old Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match on top of the cage. Cody's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth powerbomb Mussolini through the Spanish broadcast desk. Rem's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth hosting Wrestlemania 41 in Las Vegas, yelling at a hostile crowd of internet nerds telling them they're ruining the show with a dialogue bubble saying "You're ruining wrestling for everybody". Ray's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth at Wrestlemania being submitted by Bret Hart's sharpshooter. Ray clarifies the spelling of Hart and that sharpshooter is a submission hold. During judging, Ray's prompt generated an image of Jesus Christ versus Bret Hart (spelled correctly by the AI), showing Jesus in agony, in robes, with the crown of thorns, being put into a submission hold (though not an exact sharpshooter). This image was seen as capturing the spirit and specific details of the prompt very well. Cody's image showed Jesus powerbombing someone who looked like "young Mussolini". Randy's image showed Jesus fighting someone resembling the Undertaker but missing key prompt elements like being on top of the cage. Rem's image showed Jesus yelling at nerds with bad hands and text issues. Ray's image of Jesus vs. Bret Hart was chosen as the winner, with Ray crediting the use of ChatGPT. The episode concludes with hosts mentioning making the Jesus art available on their website, whatwouldjesusdraw.com, plugging their social media and projects, and thanking their listeners. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/36282650

Episode 296 - That Wasn't Fun 04/11/2025

Episode 296 - That Wasn't Fun 🔥 THE RICH DICKMAN SHOW | EPISODE 296: "THAT WASN’T FUN" 🔥 Hosts: Rem, Cody, Ray, Randy 🎙️ Weekly mayhem, philosophical dilemmas, and AI Jesus fanart – all in one absurd, heartfelt episode. This week on The Rich Dickman Show: Randy drops a monstrous morning deuce and updates us on his weight (396.8), new teeth, and a clogged toilet. Rem immediately shuts down Randy’s ambitious new segment—the “Dickman Cinematic Universe.” Cody stays chill. Ray doesn’t care. It’s Masters week, baby. We dive into handwritten fan letters, debate five (actually seven?) brand-new Dickman Dilemmas, and Cody reads a killer ad for the Mongoose Training Academy, courtesy of the Italian Stallion himself. Jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, and maybe a charity fight with Ray’s UFC cousin? Let’s go. Dick of the Week brings absolute chaos: A New Jersey police chief turned chaotic evil A Michigan crack family with toddlers and guns Two NYPD rookies hitting up a brothel mid-shift Rem calls out Jeff for using old headlines. Robert Farley takes the crown. This Week’s Dickman Dilemmas Include: Would you stalk or get stalked with invisibility? Bee beard for $100 million—yay or nay? The screaming car from hell Porta-potty gold: would you reach for the million? We close with What Would Jesus Draw? – Game of Thrones Edition. Rem wins with “Jesus as Jon Snow” after the Battle of the Bastards Cody’s thorn crown line hits hard Randy goes full Judas/Roose Bolton Ray brings solemn vibes with Ned’s beheading Plus: 🐦 Birdfeeder heists outside the dentist 💀 Randy forgets his cat’s ashes 🎮 How to get your kid addicted to Minecraft 🧠 Introducing Rem’s Antichrist alter ego: Seether Canini 🎤 Audiobooks? Wrestling? The road to Episode 301 is heating up. 📞 Leave us a voicemail, draw us a Jesus, or train at the Mongoose Academy—just make sure you’re slightly better than mediocre. 🖼️ Don’t miss the episode art. 🎧 Subscribe, comment, and join the legacy. #RichDickman #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #WWJD #GameOfThrones #ItalianStallion #DickmanDilemmas #MongooseTrainingAcademy #SeetherCanini #WeightLossJourney #RemDickman #Episode296 #StickmanCinematicUniverse #ProWrestling #Audiobook /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/36093895

Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis 04/03/2025

Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis! Get ready for another dose of unhinged hilarity with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy on The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295! This week's episode kicks off with some truly bizarre opening banter, including discussions about Randy's weight loss and bowel movements, the definition of "chickencock" bourbon and the alpha dynamics of various species (including the mighty mantis shrimp!), questionable sheep anatomy, and Ray’s utterly chaotic trip to the vet with his dog Charlie. Plus, hear about sleep apnea devices, tornado scares, and the ethics of being a single parent after a hypothetical tragedy. This week, the guys dive deep into your problems with Thinking with your Dickman: Should a conflicted Wisconsinite choose the Green Bay Packers opening day game or the famous Cheese Curd Festival? What to do when your unwavering love for repeating Leonard Skynyrd's "Simple Man" drives everyone else insane? A listener with an out-of-this-world gambling problem seeks new and increasingly absurd things to bet on. Cody then delivers a crucial message in Cody Reads Copy about the secure messaging app Signal. The much-anticipated Dick of the Week segment features a rogues' gallery of questionable behavior: A Hawaii road rage incident that got physical. A terrifying incident in the UK where 50-60 youths, possibly armed with knives, disrupted a birthday party. A shocking hospital altercation in Malta where a nurse was stabbed. And the personal tragedy of a thwarted milkshake craving at The United Dairy Farmers Gas station due to a lack of bananas (or fasting rules!). Next up, the hosts tackle some truly perplexing Dickman Dilemmas: The agonizing choice of a Celebrity Punch Pass – one free punch with no immediate consequences, but payback is a certainty. The bizarre conundrum of a Talking Foot Fungus Fiasco offering stock tips with a strange sartorial demand. And the ultimate moral quandary: the temptation of a Doomsday Tweet for a billion likes. The creative sparks fly in What Would Jesus Draw, where the theme is Jesus on a farm doing a farm thing in front of someone: Cody envisions Jesus hilariously poking a scarecrow with a pitchfork. Rem takes us to a galaxy far, far away with Jesus alongside Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, fixing an evaporator. Randy brings the agricultural artistry with Jesus driving a combine and (potentially) making a crop circle with Fred. Ray delivers a truly unforgettable image of Jesus delivering a calf in front of a bewildered Sarah Palin. Tune in to find out who takes home the coveted (or dreaded) Dick of the Week title and whose Jesus drawing reigns supreme! Don't forget to hit up our voicemail at 513-512-5721 to join the conversation and check out the wildly good Jesus AI art at WhatWouldJesusDraw.com! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/35998260

Episode 294 - Stupid Face 03/26/2025

Episode 294 - Stupid Face Opening Banter Recap: The initial banter in episode 294 of the Rich Show involved some technical difficulties with an echo and microphone adjustments, before moving into more casual topics. The hosts discussed Randy's weight loss journey, noting he was down to 401 pounds from a higher weight, and his struggles with eating habits, including a Domino's pizza, and quitting weed. Ray then launched into a rant about a frustrating Chick-fil-A drive-thru experience, describing its convoluted chain system and lack of clear directions, contrasting it with his knowledge of In-N-Out Burger's efficient drive-thru. The conversation also touched on the solar phenomenon of Lahaina Noon, where shadows disappear, a found fully loaded 9mm magazine after a party, opinions on the Signal app and government technology in light of a recent "debacle", an anecdote about a persistent phone call with a collections agent, and a humorous story about a five-year-old son getting banned from Roblox for calling someone a "stupid face". Thinking with your Dickman: Robot vacuum attacking fancy coffee table: Jada from Jacksonville wrote in about her robot vacuum repeatedly hitting her designer coffee table. The hosts offered sarcastic solutions, such as suspending the table from the ceiling. Yoga pants with bad branding: Jackson of Juno complained about a prominent logo on his designer yoga leggings turning his practice into a marketing spectacle. The hosts were critical of the verbose email and the prevalence of large logos on clothing. Someone has Slimy Poop: Jeremy sent a brief email stating, "Dear TRDS, my poop is slimy. Please help with love, Jeremy". The hosts reacted with immediate dismissal and moved on. Cody Reads Copy about Golf Clubs: Cody read an advertisement for Callaway's XR package set, humorously describing it as the "golfing equivalent of training wheels" and noting its oversized driver head and Odyssey putter. This led to a discussion about golf, including the meaning of a triple bogey, Ray's golf simulator and his impressive virtual score of 62, and Ray's anecdote about an attractive beverage cart attendant. Dick of the Week: Mega Church Pastor doing bad stuff to kids: Cody reported on a former Texas mega-church pastor indicted in Oklahoma on child sexual abuse charges. The hosts discussed the serious nature of the allegations with dark humor and cynicism. Pringles can attack: The hosts covered a news story about a Florida woman, Shenica Sardal, accused of slicing a man's face with a Pringles can at a 7-Eleven. They made light of the unusual weapon and the circumstances. Lauren Boebert calls Al Greene's Pimp cane: The segment included a discussion about Representative Lauren Bobbert's controversial remark referring to Democratic Representative Al Green's cane as a "pimp cane". The hosts debated the connotations of the term and the political figures involved. Ultimately, the interns were named as the "Dick of the Week" for presenting poorly condensed listener emails. Dickman Dilemma: 1 million dollars for a lobotomy: The hosts considered the scenario of receiving $1 million for a live-streamed lobotomy while retaining their personality but losing random memories. Randy and Ray expressed reluctance due to the value of their memories, especially as they've gotten older. The history and gruesome details of lobotomies were also briefly discussed. Steal 10 million from a Clown Mafia and get chased by them: The hosts debated whether to take $10 million knowing they would be perpetually pursued by 20 clowns in a tiny car. They discussed potential strategies for defense and escape, with violent solutions being humorously considered. Free buffet for life but your nose grows with each bite: The hosts considered the offer of unlimited free buffets with the consequence of their nose growing half a millimeter per bite. Cody cleverly suggested consuming food without biting, such as smoothies or swallowing whole. What Would Jesus Draw - Doing a government cover up: The theme for this week's "What Would Jesus Draw" was "Jesus doing a government cover up". The hosts presented their prompts for AI image generation: Cody: Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a government official in a black suit laughing at Waco officers getting hurt. Rem: Jesus Christ of Nazareth wearing a formal suit made of his traditional vestments, standing inside Area 51, pointing and laughing at a crashed unidentified flying object. Randy: Jesus Christ of Nazareth using a neuralizer on a group of Asian immigrants on a double-decker tour bus in England during snow. Ray: JCON as a Secret Service agent tucking Joe Biden into bed while a presidential speech plays on TV. After describing the generated images, Ray's prompt was chosen as the winner. The hosts briefly discussed future themes and related ideas, such as a Jesus self-help book titled "The Passion of the Me" or "Crucifixed". End Banter: The hosts thanked the audience for listening and shared their social media handles. They mentioned that they were recording a second episode immediately after this one to make up for missing the previous week. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/35873525

Episode 293 - Flushing Through Time 03/13/2025

Episode 293 - Flushing Through Time The Rich Dickman Show – Episode 293: Flushing Through Time Strap in for another absurd and unfiltered adventure with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy as they dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, internet oddities, and the age-old question: Could you take down a pelican in a fight? We kick things off with Thinking With Your Dickman, tackling listener dilemmas like setting the perfect heated marble floor temperature, the existential horror of ultra-realistic 8K TVs terrifying pets, and the shocking fragility of artisanal sushi chopsticks. But before long, things spiral into an unexpected discussion on avian combat strategy—should you go for the beak like an alligator, or is there a better way to assert dominance over a pelican? The answers may surprise you. Cody steps up for a dramatic reading of DXL Plus Size Clothes’ latest ad, reminding our more robust listeners to drape their glorious mass in style. Meanwhile, the prestigious Dick of the Week award is up for grabs, with contenders including a congressman shaking his cane at the President, Elon Musk blaming Ukraine for a cyberattack, and a YouTuber stirring the internet with a controversial throuple reveal. Who will claim the title? You’ll have to listen to find out. Then, it's time for some truly ridiculous Dickman Dilemmas: Would you survive life with an immortal, ever-growing hamster? If your toilet could teleport you to random locations, how many flushes before you regret everything? Could you ethically live with a ghost who pays rent? And of course, we wrap things up with the much-anticipated – Hitchhiking Edition! Our AI artist gets some divine prompts, including: Cody’s vision of Jesus and his disciples road-tripping across Route 66 on the Last Supper table. Rem’s take on 1978 NYC Jesus, hitchhiking in short denim shorts with a sign that simply says "ass." Randy’s dream of Jesus hitchhiking through rural Ohio… on a backhoe. Ray’s masterpiece: Jesus hitchhiking in a minivan full of Harlem Globetrotters, snacking on Doritos. Plus, expect the usual tangents, personal stories, and Cody’s never-ending war with his microphone. It’s another unforgettable episode of The Rich Dickman Show! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/35667160

Episode 292 - Wheelchair User 03/06/2025

Episode 292 - Wheelchair User The Rich Dickman Show - Episode 292: Wheelchair User Welcome back to The Rich Dickman Show with your hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and the ever-punctual (not!) Rem! Episode 292 is packed with the usual blend of insightful advice, questionable dilemmas, and celebrity smackdowns, all leading to a divine artistic endeavor. Segments Covered: Thinking with your Dickman: The wisdom flows freely as the guys tackle listener questions: Snarky AI Assistant: Jade from Austin is dealing with a Jeeves who's getting a little too opinionated about her music taste. The crew dives into the meaning of "derivative", fear a "Cyberdine moment", and hilariously brainstorm ways to keep AI humble, suggesting racist remarks (towards robots, of course!) and gotcha questions like "What's the back of your dick?". They even consider coining AI slurs like "dry brain" and "natural intelligence supremacist". Prada vs Gucci: Jasmine in Miami is agonizing over a Gucci handbag that clashes with her comfy Prada shoes. Rem finally joins the show, initially bewildered by such concerns amidst global issues like rising egg and gas prices. Ultimately, the advice leans towards comfort, suggesting she stick with the Prada shoes. There's a brief mention of Gucci burning surplus to maintain artificial scarcity. Wool Suit Woes: Jonah from Chicago wonders if his "wild cut" alpaca wool suit is too bold for a stuffy law firm interview. The hosts speculate on professions that might call for such attire and Rem suggests the suit screams "Better Call Saul," advising Jonah to deliver a dramatic exit line if questioned about it. Cody Reads Copy: Cody lends his vocal talents to a scathing critique of McDonald's McFlation Meal, a "pathetic Big Mac" with "soggy" fries and "lukewarm" soda, leaving you "shelling out more for less". This sparks a tangent about Trump's McDonald's consumption and the hosts' personal struggles with getting their McDonald's orders correct, particularly the elusive bacon on a Double Quarter Pounder. Dick of the Week: The coveted (or not so coveted) award is handed out after a review of some truly dickish behavior, introduced with a brand new bumper: A parking lot attendant in Los Angeles harassed a wheelchair user for using a handicap spot, despite her legal right, even chasing her and mocking her. The hosts are appalled. In Ganj boy Kasgange, India, a plastered police inspector was caught on video grabbing his wife in public and, when confronted, slurred, "I am fake". The hosts are left speechless and try to decipher the meaning. Two German tourists in Mallorca climbed and wrecked a steel structure for a selfie, ignoring the rules. The hosts take issue with the interns' editorializing in the news summaries. The Dick of the Week award ultimately goes to the infuriating parking lot attendant for his harassment of the wheelchair user. Dickman Dilemma: The moral compass takes a spin with these tough choices, now introduced with the "Seware Snare Shed Decree" bumper: N-word vs. Harlem: Rem is faced with the choice of saying the N-word on national TV or seeing Harlem get nuked. He chooses to utter the word. Ray would rather be a pariah than see mass destruction, while Cody hopes to find a loophole. A tangent about a company name "Nickerson" ensues. Baby Cannon: The ethical implications of shooting a baby 200 yards into a net for $5 million are debated with surprising detail, including net size, propulsion methods, and the baby's potential for mid-air healing. Ray even jokes about his own child's chaotic nature making him a prime candidate (with a helmet, of course), while Randy suggests a baby parachute. CEO Body Swap: The allure of trading bodies with a Fortune 500 CEO for a week, with the risk of them trashing your own, is considered. The consensus is a firm no, fearing either bodily harm or inheriting a failing company. Alien Autopsy Auction: Selling a dead alien for $20 million, but risking an invasion, is the final dilemma. The hosts, recalling "Independence Day", are hesitant to provoke extraterrestrial wrath, even for a hefty sum. Celebrity Dick Match: The battle of the famous begins with a new intro song: Danny DeVito vs. MrBeast: The beef? MrBeast's 10,000 tiny charity houses encroach on DeVito's "gig," leading to a demanded ball pit brawl at Chuck-E-Cheese. The hosts humorously size up DeVito's chances in a ball pit and veer off into a passionate (and divided) discussion about the merits (or lack thereof) of Jersey Mike's "juice". Ultimately, they see DeVito as the scrappier victor. Gordon Ramsay vs. Post Malone: The culinary clash ignites when Ramsay calls Post Malone's hot sauce "the worst since unsliced bread". This escalates to troll restaurants and a cooking show. The hosts discuss Post Malone's musical talents, including his Nirvana performance, and David Draiman of Disturbed's "Sound of Silence" cover, as well as Five Finger Death Punch covers. Post Malone's love for "Hunt Showdown" is also highlighted. Gordon Ramsay is confidently predicted to win this fiery feud. What Would Jesus Draw - Brokering a Peace Deal: Brought to you by the (hopefully soon-to-be-live) whatwouldjesusdraw.com, the hosts unleash AI to interpret their divine prompts: The central prompt is Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a political dignitary during a diplomatic meeting. Randy's initial attempt envisions Jesus like Gandalf. His second try, Jesus watching a play with Abe Lincoln, yields a strange, homoerotic scene with no clear meeting or Lincoln. Rem imagines Jesus facilitating the peace treaty between Lee and Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Courthouse in 1865, resulting in a charcoal-style drawing with an oddly proportioned Grant. Cody pictures Jesus sitting down in formal attire with President Camacho from Idiocracy, producing an image with a cool vibe but a missing arm and a bizarre background. Ray goes wild with Jesus as a Zimbabwean diplomat negotiating penguin furs with Genghis Khan on the Great Wall of China, leading to a heartwarming (and absurd) image of Jesus touching a penguin on the Great Wall, sans Genghis Khan. After much deliberation and a tie-breaker coin flip, Ray's surreal penguin encounter wins the divine art contest. Listeners are encouraged to visit to purchase these unique creations (no NFTs here!). Outro: The hosts share their social media handles (@Rem_Dickman, @Randall_Dickman, @CodyMcCann) and the new Rich Dickman Show voicemail number: 513-512-5721. Cody recounts his Mardi Gras adventures, Ray mentions his dog-walking routine and ongoing insurance saga, and they all look forward to the eventual launch of . A final, humorous note reveals the Jesus art is printed in Mexico, much to Randy's mock dismay. Don't forget to check out old episodes and get ready for the big 300! Until next time, stay rich (in spirit)! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/35563215

Episode 291 - Whistle Blower 02/26/2025

Episode 290 - Bulf Coast 02/19/2025

Episode 289 - Cody, You're Fired! 02/09/2025

Episode 289 - Cody, You're Fired! The podcast episode involves welcoming Ray back after he orchestrated some changes at his company that led to him sponsoring the podcast. The hosts joke about the implications of Ray's return, including comparing it to a presidential inauguration. They also touch on a variety of topics, including gambling losses, streaming services, and coffee shops. They also engage in segments such as "Thinking with Your Dickman" and "What Would Jesus Draw?". Key moments and topics include: Ray's return and its impact: Ray "got everybody fired who was responsible" and took over his company to sponsor the podcast. The hosts discuss how Ray is "inaugurated again" and has become a different "number", indicating a shift in the podcast's established order. Gambling and anniversary plans: One of the hosts discusses using gambling winnings to take his wife out for their 20th anniversary. He describes the website as a slot machine that owes him money. Streaming service dilemma: The hosts respond to a question about choosing between streaming services. They suggest that cable is making a comeback with extra steps and that Netflix has enough content to get by. Coffee shop choices: The hosts provide advice to someone overwhelmed by artisanal coffee shop options, suggesting visiting preferred ones in the morning and others in the afternoon. "Thinking With Your Dickman": The hosts discuss making homemade McChickens. They also talk about a time when one of them accidentally ordered a large number of McChickens instead of McNuggets. "What Would Jesus Draw?": The hosts use AI to generate images based on prompts related to Jesus in unexpected situations. This includes Jesus as a muscular bouncer at a Las Vegas casino and Jesus in a coonskin cap playing blackjack at an Indian casino. Ray wins this segment. Daytona 500: One of the hosts mentions going to the Daytona 500 and expresses love for the other hosts in case he doesn't get a chance to say it later. Advertisements: The hosts read through an ad for Turo, a service that makes it easy to drive your dream. Dick of the Week: The hosts decide that the "dick of the week" is a Canadian man charged with 65 million hacks. Marty Gras: One of the hosts mentions an upcoming Marty Gras. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/35207080

Episode 288 - When Time Flies 12/24/2024

Episode 287 - Flaccid Charlie Brown 06/08/2024

Episode 286 - Cryogenic Dippin' Dots 04/27/2024

Episode 285 - Drinking Water & Doing Charity 01/25/2024

Episode 285 - Drinking Water & Doing Charity The Rich Dickman Show unleashes another rollercoaster of laughs and insights in Episode 285, titled "Drinking Water & Doing Charity." In this uproarious escapade, the hosts navigate the tumultuous waters of podcast dynamics, introducing Nelson Dickman as a late addition to the team. It's a revelation that sends ripples through the podcast universe, promising an exciting shift in the show's energy. The episode kicks off with the hosts addressing the elephant in the room—absent members and the intriguing introduction of Nelson Dickman. The banter flows seamlessly, tackling topics ranging from podcast power dynamics to financial struggles. Amidst recording troubles, the hosts display their trademark humor and camaraderie, turning potential chaos into comedic gold. As the show unfolds, the trio engages in pre-show discussions and answers burning listener questions. They dive deep into fictional fights and childhood games, revealing the humorous reflections on past missteps. The introduction of Cody adds another layer to the banter, bringing his unique perspective to the mix. The antics continue with discussions about cold weather, work pressures, and the ever-important planning of a bachelor party. The hosts share personal stories, from hospital visits and golden ticket discoveries to negotiating startup dilemmas and the importance of a good lawyer. The episode culminates in the Dick of the Week segment, where Randy, as always, manages to nominate himself in spectacular fashion. Amidst the laughter, the hosts reflect on their podcast journey, highlighting the growth and unpredictability that make each episode a unique experience. The Art Segment takes a hilarious turn as they explore Jesus in different scenarios, blending insightful critiques with comedic genius. Tune in for a wild ride of laughter, unexpected turns, and the delightful chaos that only The Rich Dickman Show can deliver. With Nelson Dickman in the mix, the podcast promises a new era of entertainment. Don't miss this episode filled with camaraderie, insightful banter, and the trademark humor that defines The Rich Dickman Show. For more Rich Dickman madness, check out RichDickman.com and follow the show on Twitter @RichDickmanShow. Because life is too short for boring podcasts! 00:00 Introduction and Recording Troubles 00:31 Discussing Absent Members and New Additions 01:07 Podcast Power Dynamics and Financial Struggles 01:38 Selling the Podcast and Arrival of Late Member 02:01 Pre-Show Discussions and Listener Questions 02:20 Debating Fictional Fights and Childhood Games 03:05 Reflecting on Past Missteps and Apologies 04:58 Podcast Beginnings and Introducing New Member 05:41 New Member Introduction and Early Banter 05:50 Discussing Work and Personal Life 06:42 Debating the Value of Stanley Cups 07:19 Cody Joins the Conversation 07:45 Discussing the Cold Weather and Work 09:21 Planning a Bachelor Party 33:35 Discussing Private Investigation and Work Pressure 39:47 Hospital Visit and Golden Ticket 40:01 Tony Stark, Bruce Banner and Pepper Pots 40:09 Leo's Startup Negotiation Dilemma 40:50 Pizza Parties and Free Swag 41:10 The Importance of a Good Lawyer 41:40 Claire's Community Literacy Program Challenge 43:40 Dick of the Week Segment 43:48 Reflecting on the Podcast Journey 45:22 Jesus, Gandalf, and Aragorn 47:26 CEO's Birthday Surprise Backfires 49:26 Woman's Parking Spot Attempt Causes Chaos 59:49 Art Segment: Jesus in Different Scenarios /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/29638833

Episode 284 - White Barbecue Sauce 01/17/2024

Episode 284 - White Barbecue Sauce The Rich Dickman trio, Rem, Cody, and the elusive Randy, reunite for Episode 284 with the tantalizing title, "White Barbecue Sauce." Can you believe they're back? Cody, still soaking in the southern charm of Alabama, drops the bomb that he'll be hitting a Mardi Gras ball, leaving Rem with more questions than a confused owl. Meanwhile, Randy, the man of many plans, was all set for the Iowa caucus until life did its thing, as it often does. This episode, fueled by the uncomfortable sponsorship of R&R Tool (cue visible discomfort from Randy), sees Rem on an adventurous quest for Cialis-induced enlightenment, leaving listeners on the edge of their seats, wondering, did anything truly happen? Spoiler alert: you'll have to tune in to find out. Amidst the chaos, Randy attempts a podcast addition, but that plan dozes off, literally. Randy, ever the dreamer, spills the beans on a new wrestling school venture. Will he finally grasp the championship or just end up as the portly guy tossing little people? Speaking of terminology, Cody, in his signature style, stumbles over what to call little people, adding a delightful touch of classic Cody confusion. Rem, on a trip to the pharmacy, encounters a "They" – brace yourself for the gender-neutral encounter. Cody's culinary adventures unfold with a lesson on Alabama's surprising French connection – white barbecue sauce. But of course, this is Cody, so he ends up opting for a burger at a seafood joint. Randy, being Randy, adds his unique flavor to the mix, making the entire episode an absolute rollercoaster of fun. The magic of The Rich Dickman Show has been recaptured, so don't miss out on the laughter and chaos! For all your Rich Dickman needs, head over to RichDickman.com and follow them on Twitter at @RichDickmanShow. This episode is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, but it's bound to be a wild ride! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/29522408

Episode 283 - Mussolini con Ricotta 01/10/2024

Episode 282 - North Korean Basketball Rules 12/24/2023

Episode 281 - Malachite Shaped Ass 11/16/2023

Episode 280 - Guts From The Head 11/06/2023

Episode 280 - Guts From The Head Episode 280 of The Rich Dickman Show - "Guts From The Head" Oh boy, are you in for a treat! After a three-week hiatus, the dynamic trio of Rem, Randy, and Cody are back, and they've got some wild stories to share. It's like they never left, and trust me, it's all Randy's fault. But isn't it always? Cody kicks things off with tales of his adventures in the heart of Alabama at the 50th Annual Shrimp Festival. Sounds delicious, right? Well, not if you're Cody, because the only shrimp he encountered were the coconut variety. Rem and Randy pounce on this like sharks at a feeding frenzy, and you won't want to miss the comedic jabs that ensue. Randy, ever the adventurous spirit, has been gallivanting through forests in search of long-lost friends. He's even had run-ins with the likes of Donald Rumsfeld – oh, the stories he'll tell! But rest assured, Randy's still the same old Randy, much to Cody's chagrin. Patience is a virtue, Cody, and you'll need it when Randy grabs the "talking stick." Rem, on the other hand, took a trip to Colorado, and he's got a mountain of tales to share. Aging isn't always graceful, and he'll regale you with the highs and lows of his adventure. Picture this: a quirky AirBNB host with a penchant for box wine and potential substances. And that's just the beginning! Hiking in the Rocky Mountains, ATV escapades, and a steak dinner that'll cost you a pretty penny – Rem's trip had it all. By the way, Denver has a peculiar scent that's hard to miss. In this episode, there are no segments, no frills, just three friends catching up, sharing their stories, and spreading laughter. It's like eavesdropping on your funniest pals' reunion. Be sure to follow the show on Twitter - @RichDickmanShow - and visit their web home at RichDickman.com. And oh, did we mention Randy's new AI cohost? You've got to hear it to believe it. Don't wait; hit that play button now and dive into the hilarity that is The Rich Dickman Show. These guys are back and better than ever! Now, go find out what's cooking at RichDickman.com! 😂🎙️🤖🍤 /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/28524722

Episode 279 - Invest In Harambe 10/11/2023

Episode 279 - Invest In Harambe Get ready for a wild ride with Rem, Randy, and Cody in Episode 279 of The Rich Dickman Show, fittingly titled "Invest In Harambe." These three are back in action, and even though they didn't really go anywhere, this episode is a rollercoaster of hilarious banter and unpredictable surprises. Before diving into the main content, there's a dash of pre-show banter that sets the tone for the madness to come. Randy, in his typical fashion, somehow manages to get Rem talking about politics. Cody, the perennial source of surprises, has a few up his sleeve for this one. And here's where things take a turn for the absurd – a voicemail gets the boys discussing the pros and cons of, well, an uncircumcised penis. It's the kind of conversation you never knew you needed in your life, but you won't be able to resist listening. But wait, there's more! Cody is back with another installment of "Cody Reads Copy," and it seems like he might be shilling for Randy's new pizza venture. Whether it's a pizza review or an elaborate pizza conspiracy, you'll have to tune in to find out. Now, let's talk about everyone's favorite segment – "Jesus AI Art." This recurring delight never fails to impress, and this time, it's "Jesus In New York City." Can you picture the Son of God on the subway? Munching on a slice of old-fashioned New York-style pizza? Maybe even serenading commuters with his divine musical talents? You'll have to listen to discover the heavenly truth. There's more to uncover in this episode, and if you're intrigued by this unconventional mishmash of topics and humor, you don't want to miss it. Plus, don't forget to visit RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs, and stay connected with the show on their website and Twitter handle, @RichDickmanShow. So, dive into this episode with an open mind and a sense of humor, and you'll find yourself in stitches as the trio navigates the absurd, the hilarious, and the unmissable. /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/28283333

Episode 278 - Fascist Pope 10/04/2023

Episode 277 - Forgotten Memory Stick 09/24/2023

Episode 276 - Ohio Blood Boy 09/14/2023

Episode 275 - Italian Dad With A Chinese Dragon Tattoo 09/06/2023

Rem: Impressive In All The Wrong Ways 08/30/2023

Rem: Impressive In All The Wrong Ways Rem: Impressive In All The Wrong Ways Get ready for a rollercoaster of hilarity and unexpected twists in this electrifying episode of The Rich Dickman Show! Brace yourself as Randy, the maestro behind the scenes, joins the hosts for a mind-blowing discussion that will leave you craving more. Don't miss out on the fun - tune in now and satisfy all your Rich Dickman needs at RichDickman.com! In a side-splitting saga, Randy spills the beans on his maiden voyage to a Dollar General store. Hold onto your seats as he unveils an uncanny resemblance to Cody's store description, painting a picture so vivid you'll practically smell the brown concrete floors and experience the thrill of the self-checkout lanes firsthand. Dollar General's consistency becomes an unexpected talking point, sparking debates about its impact on small-town charm. But that's just the appetizer! Get ready for the main course of excitement as the hosts dive into a YouTube sensation: a man's quest to conquer every Margaritaville across North America. Inspired beyond belief, they embark on a brainstorming bonanza, weaving dreams of globetrotting adventures. Will they visit every Amsterdam in Amsterdam? Or conquer multiple Legal Seafoods locales? The possibilities are as wild as they are tantalizing. Hold onto your hats as Randy uncovers riveting tidbits from his family's history, hinting at connections to historical giants like John Quincy Adams and George Washington Adams. The revelations send shockwaves through the studio, leaving everyone wondering about the podcast's illustrious guest lineup. The banter is relentless, the camaraderie contagious, and the laughter infectious. Join the party and immerse yourself in this whirlwind of witty exchanges, bizarre road trip plans, and unexpected ancestry revelations. Tune in now to The Rich Dickman Show and experience the excitement firsthand! And remember, for all things Rich Dickman, quench your thirst at RichDickman.com. Don't miss out – this episode will have you hooked from the very first minute! /episode/index/show/richdickmanshow/id/27888192

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