Goin’ Deep Show 2317: The Cum Dumpster Scheduling Conflict
Release Date: 04/19/2026
Goin’ Deep Show 2317: The Cum Dumpster Scheduling Conflict
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Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe. Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you’ve got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal. Listen in. Go Deep
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Goin’ Deep Show 2316: Amateur Hour That Never Grew Up
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Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph’s Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you’d expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, local crime chatter, and the slow realization that getting older just means trading dumb decisions for slightly more self-aware dumb decisions. Toss in pro wiffleball envy, relationship sabotage...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2315: Our Buddy Might’ve Murdered His Wife
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Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new “older bitches I’d still smash” track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it’s slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood’s male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you’ve ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2314: The Tribute Nobody Asked For
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Episode 2314 - Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage. Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind games, Eskimo family trees, and enough uncomfortable honesty to make family dinner feel like a documentary. By the end, you’ve got baseball optimism, moral confusion, and a tribute song that...
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Goin' Deep Show 2313: Cassette Tapes to AI Overload
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Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents’ house doesn’t feel like “home” anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There’s reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don’t expect. From there, it’s full-on frustration mode with streaming services, MLB blackouts, and the modern nightmare of trying to watch a single damn game without opening five apps and sacrificing your firstborn. Toss in AI subscriptions...
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Goin' Deep Show 2312: The Night That Sounded Better Than It Actually Was
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Episode 2312 - This episode kicks off with a rant about streaming services and how watching sports has become expensive and fragmented. What used to be a simple cable setup has turned into multiple subscriptions, leaving everyone frustrated. The conversation shifts into aging and perception. The group discusses how different generations are aging differently, with humor around appearance, lifestyle, and habits like wearing hats instead of worrying about Botox. The core of the episode is Hat Trick’s dating story. This becomes the centerpiece, detailing a Tinder meetup that quickly...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2311: Threesome So Close You Can Smell It
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Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin’ about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee’s, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody’s scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They’re already negotiating lube amounts safe words. She’s reminiscing about the...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2310: Bondage Pam, Epstein’s Gmail, and the Dragon That Finally Fit:
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Episode 2310 - Kid welcomes back the unstoppable duo of Hat Trick and El Pres, and what follows is 70+ minutes of zero-filter fire: roasting Attorney General Pam “Bondage” Bondi into oblivion, diving headfirst into the latest Epstein file drops (including that insane jmail.world site), ripping apart the Super Bowl halftime hypocrisy, and—oh yeah—graphic play-by-play of monster-knot sex and snowy foot-fetish side hustles. 1. Pam Bondi Gets Roasted Harder Than a Bad Tinder Date Kid and crew go nuclear on AG Pam Bondi after her congressional hearing meltdown. She’s supposed to be...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2309: Nurse Fiona’s Return
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Episode 2309 - Kid A.G. holding court with returning Co-host Nurse Fiona storming back like a naked tornado after crushing her schoolwork for the past 48 months (she dropped 32 pounds to a whip-around 116—spinner status achieved!). She's dropping bombs on her Florida escapades: swinger resorts where everyone's buck-naked, ladyboys packing heat, and dodging mid-bang Eiffel Tower propositions (pig on a spit? Hard pass, but the thought had her tropical-dreaming). From railing a 20-something-year-old to why girl-on-girl ain't her jam and snooch water's the ultimate side-hustle scam, Fiona's...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2308: Butt Plug Surprise
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Episode 2308 - In this episode the crew dives balls-deep into the chaotic mess of social media bullshit—TikTok stealing your tunes like a greedy ex, Threads being the Pinterest of positivity (with hopes for hidden titties), and YouTube censoring everything like a prudish grandma. Politics explodes with rants on ICE raids turning Minneapolis into a fascist ice rink, protesters outsmarting Walmart with dry ice returns, and the orange Cheeto-man puppeteering his personal goon squad while dodging Epstein's pedo-party fallout. Jay-Z deletes his socials after getting named-dropped, and...
info_outlineEpisode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe.
Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you’ve got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal.
Listen in. Go Deep