Two Guys One MIc
In today’s episode, Brian recaps his trip to Australia, where he hit the stage at one of the biggest fitness events in the country… and somehow managed to make it back home in one piece. Between behind-the-scenes, travel stories, and a cheeky little interaction with another speaker, things got competitive real quick. No beef… just two egos, one stage, and a lot of laughs. If you like business, fitness, and unfiltered stories that definitely weren’t in the event brochure, this one’s for you.
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Fatherhood, Freakouts, and Figuring It Out In this episode, Brian and Cole kick things off with their usual chaotic guy humor before dropping into one of their most honest conversations yet: what it actually feels like to be a new dad. They break down the emotional whiplash of fatherhood—the moments of pure joy, the moments where you want to scream into a pillow, and the intrusive “shake the baby” instinct that no one talks about but every parent understands. They discuss balancing entrepreneurship with being present at home, why “presence vs. presents” is a false choice, and how...
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STOP WAITING FOR THE “RIGHT STRATEGY.” START SWINGING THE HAMMER. No intro. No music. No bullshit. Just two dudes sitting down, cracking the mics, and going straight for the throat. This is the most unfiltered, uncut, and unapologetically savage episode so far — packed with humor, business reality checks, partnership stories, and a full-blown assault on excuses. If you’ve ever said “I’ll start tomorrow,” this episode might emotionally slap you. 🧠 What You’ll Learn This Episode 1. Why You’re Not Winning (And Why You Know It) The guys break down the real reason most people...
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AI Won’t Take Your Job. A Hard-Working Motherf*cker Will. Welcome back to Two Guys One Mic – the show with middle-finger cover art, questionable openings, and stupidly valuable rants about business, content, and the internet. This episode starts unhinged (gay hats, unplugged mics, and IG handle hunting) and turns into a heavy conversation about AI, fear-mongering, personal brands, and why hard work is still the cheat code. 🧠 What This Episode Is Really About Is AI going to “ruin” social media and take over everything? Are you actually screwed if you’re not using AI? Or are...
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Your Expectations Are What's Keeping You Broke Welcome back to Two Guys One Mic — the show where you get stupid amounts of value, unfiltered opinions, and a side of degeneracy. In this episode, the guys go deep on flawed expectations, timelines, and what it actually takes to grow a brand, business, and social media in 2025. If you’re secretly pissed that you’re “not there yet,” this is the mirror you need. 🔥 What This Episode Is Really About Why most people fail not because of lack of effort, but because of delusional timelines The ugly truth: “You think you deserve the...
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The Content Game Is Broken (Here’s How to Actually Stand Out in 2025) In this episode of Two Guys One Mic, the boys go off on what’s really happening in the content world right now — copy-paste creators, ChatGPT parrots, carbon-copy “viral recreations,” and why so many coaches have views but no clients. They break down how the game has shifted from perfectly scripted, shot-for-shot recreations… to raw, targeted, principle-based content that actually converts. If you’re feeling stuck, copying trends, and wondering why nobody gives a shit about your posts, this one’s your wake-up...
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Your Friends Won’t Be There When You Make It (And Why That’s Okay) In this episode of Two Guys One Mic, the guys dive into a brutally honest reality most people avoid: The friends you have right now probably won’t be the friends you have when you’re successful. They unpack what happens when you start raising your standards, chasing a bigger life, and outgrowing the people who still want to drink, coast, and live in the past. If you’ve ever felt guilty for outgrowing your circle, or lonely on the way up, this one’s going to hit hard. 🔥 In This Episode, We Talk About: Why...
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The $10M Instagram Funnel Blueprint Is Here (And the Wild Story Behind It) In today’s episode, Brian and Cole crack open a monumental moment in their careers — the official launch day of Brian’s brand-new book: The $10 Million Instagram Funnel Blueprint. This isn’t just another “guru book.” It’s 11 years of business lessons, strategies, trial-by-fire failures, and proven systems condensed into 231 pages. And yes… it’s 99 cents. 🔥 What We Talk About in This Episode 📘 The Book That Took 11 Years to Build Why this book is the complete playbook that took them from tiny...
info_outlineSTOP WAITING FOR THE “RIGHT STRATEGY.” START SWINGING THE HAMMER.
No intro. No music. No bullshit.
Just two dudes sitting down, cracking the mics, and going straight for the throat.
This is the most unfiltered, uncut, and unapologetically savage episode so far — packed with humor, business reality checks, partnership stories, and a full-blown assault on excuses.
If you’ve ever said “I’ll start tomorrow,” this episode might emotionally slap you.
🧠 What You’ll Learn This Episode
1. Why You’re Not Winning (And Why You Know It)
The guys break down the real reason most people stay stuck:
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Not lack of strategy
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Not lack of opportunity
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But lack of boldness and excess of bitch-ass excuses
2. “Luck Doesn’t Favor the Ready — It Favors the Bold.”
They go deep into the DDE partnership and how it happened because they jumped, not because they were “prepared.”
3. Your Environment Isn’t Your Problem — YOU Are
Brian’s bar:
“My environment isn’t a reflection of me.
My environment is a result of me.”
Stop waiting for supportive friends.
Stop waiting for perfect conditions.
Start becoming the person who creates their own environment.
4. Obsession Is a Requirement
Not optional. Not a buzzword.
A requirement for anyone who wants to live a life that doesn’t feel like a participation trophy.
Cole’s line that sums it up:
“Obsession needs to become your motto.”
5. The Deadliest Drug on Earth: Comfort
Birthdays, weekends, holidays, fatigue, “family dinners,” and “mental health days” are the enemy when you’re building something from scratch.
Your goals have strings attached.
Most people want the reward without paying the string.
🔥 The Best Moments (AKA the Savage Shit You Came For)
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Damon from DDE telling them he’s finally met people who hustle like him & Dave
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The barber story where the kid casually drops that Damon was hyped to partner with them
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The 4:30 AM gym session where everyone showed up except literal exhausted average humans
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Timmy’s “I only slept 25 hours this week” text that got zero sympathy
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The tree stump story about Damon smashing the trunk off with a hammer like a psychopath
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Cole wanting to “deep throat the mic” within the first 20 seconds
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The rant about people who say they’re “burnt out” from posting on Instagram
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The “Queen Latifah on Netflix” line
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The generational slap that online coaches are “burnt out” from sending Stripe links
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The 1930s guy building train tracks with his bare hands rolling in his grave at this generation
💥 Core Lesson of the Episode
There are two types of people:
TYPE 1: “Let me plan the best strategy first.”
These people die with their potential still inside them.
TYPE 2: “Hand me the hammer. I’ll figure it out.”
These people win. Because they move while others think.
They act while others talk.
They jump before they’re ready.
Luck doesn’t pick the prepared.
Luck picks the bold.
🎯 Take This Episode Personally
If you want:
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More money
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A better body
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A better relationship
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A better life
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More opportunity
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More freedom
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More respect
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More confidence
…then you need to trade your excuses for execution.
Every goal has strings attached.
The winners say:
“Give me the strings.”
The losers say:
“I’ll get started Monday.”
🩸 If This Episode Hit You in the Chest
Do three things:
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Screenshot this episode
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Tag us on Instagram @therealbrianmark & @coledasilva
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Send it to the one homie who complains the most
Let the world know you ride with the real ones.