Workforce Therapy Files
File 27: In today’s file, the team explores the benefits of vision boards and life boards. They each talk about how they approach these tools in their own lives. This conversation springs from a new experience Jamie is working through that took an unexpected turn, at the outset. The team welcomes their podcast producer, Jim Ray, to participate with them in the discussion. The Executive Coaching Experience Jamie shares that she’s recently begun working with an executive coach at . One way the coach has challenged her is to be more intentional about herself. ...
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File 26: In today’s file, the team is going to lighten-up the conversation with some funny HR stories they’ve either experienced or heard about. Before we begin, we’d like to encourage you to send us your funny HR stories, via the . We might read them on an upcoming file. Sleeping on the Job Stories Story 1 Molley begins with a personal example from her “first real job.” She wanted to talk with one of the leaders. She knew he was in the office. She knocked on his office door repeatedly. Finally, the door opened. She was shocked. ...
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File 25: In today’s file, the team wraps up a 2-part discussion on the job market. In this episode, they’ll focus on “lay-ups”. These are the positive ways an organization can assist exiting employees to land on their feet, after a separation. At the same time, this segment will also help area employers to take advantage of the availability of new candidates becoming available, especially if a large layoff has occurred. Click here to listen , Layoffs and Lay-Ups (Part 1). In File 11 (), the team discussed the topic of separating with dignity. This might...
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File 24: In today’s file, the team begins a 2-part discussion on the job market. In this episode, they’ll focus on layoffs. Several clients have reached out to Jamie and Molley to plan for potential layoffs and the specific steps companies are required to take. In File 11 (), the team discussed the topic of separating with dignity. This might be a good reference point. Legal Considerations Involving a Layoff To begin, it’s important to note none of this should be considered legal advice, as the members of the WTF Podcast team are not lawyers. ...
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File 23: In today’s file, the team welcomes Summer Dixon Goldman of Dixon Strategies. She offers fractional Chief Operating Officer services for owners, founders and CEOs. Dixon Strategies brings order to chaos. Meet Summer Goldman Summer had a 20-year, corporate career. She has a background in agriculture and lending. The majority of her corporate experience was in leadership roles related to sales and operations teams. She eventually made the decision to start her own company. Summer begins by explaining fractional chief operating officer services...
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File 22: In today’s file, the team welcomes Amy Rudy, the Founder of Impact Sales Systems, to discuss the challenge of staying relevant in your industry or field and growing your knowledge, skills and abilities. It’s also going to require a level of resilience to remain agile in the future of work. In case you missed them, the previous 2 episodes focused on The Future of Work. Click the below links to listen: · · Meet Amy Rudy Amy is a sales and sales management coach. She works with business...
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File 21: In today’s file, the team continues the discussion on the future of work, namely the changes to where and how we’ll work, in the not too distant future. Remember, we let AI draft the outline for this file. Jason and Molley haven’t seen the outline. We’ll see where the machine takes us! If you missed Part 1, you can listen to it here: The Gig Economy Is Booming Will this continue to grow? Will contract-work increase? Jason points out that not everyone is wired to be a business owner. It’s a big step and can be more complicated...
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File 20: In today’s file, the team will discuss the future of work, namely the changes to where and how we’ll work, in the not too distant future. In an effort to lighten up the topic, we let AI draft the outline for this file. Jason and Molley haven’t seen the outline. We’ll see where the machine takes us! Companies Will Adapt to Remote Work to Survive? There’s been a lot of chatter about the return-to-office trend. How will this affect the workforce? Molley suggests that top talent may decide to seek other companies allowing its teams at least...
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File 19: In today’s file, the entire team is back in the studio. They welcome Wendy Hall to discuss showing you the money. She is an Employee Benefits Advisor for USI Insurance Services. The group discusses the impact of taking an innovative approach to employee benefit programs. There are ways to do this in a very, cost-effective manner. Meet Wendy Hall Wendy has spent many years in focusing in the areas of employee benefits and HR. Her passion is helping employers create a motivated and engaged workforce through effective benefits plan, without breaking...
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File 18: In today’s file, Molley and Jamie address the topic that is extremely relevant, now that the presidential inauguration has taken place and the new administration begins implementing its policies. It’s a good time to discuss how organizations navigate uncertainty. Whenever there’s a transition in the White House, how work works, changes. Let’s look at some helpful tips to help you lead your organization through this period of change. We’ve Been Here Before Jamie and Molley note that over their careers in HR, the fact of the matter is that we’ve...
info_outlineFile 26: In today’s file, the team is going to lighten-up the conversation with some funny HR stories they’ve either experienced or heard about.
Before we begin, we’d like to encourage you to send us your funny HR stories, via the Workforce Therapy Files website. We might read them on an upcoming file.
Sleeping on the Job Stories
Story 1
Molley begins with a personal example from her “first real job.” She wanted to talk with one of the leaders. She knew he was in the office. She knocked on his office door repeatedly. Finally, the door opened. She was shocked. She asked if he had been sleeping at his desk, because there was an imprint of his watch on his forehead! Molley later explains that the guy and his wife had recently had their firstborn, so he may have been justifiably, sleep-deprived.
Stories 2, 3 and 4
Jason also has some sleeping stories. Jason worked at a distribution, during a newly-created 2nd shift. There weren’t many trucks coming it on 2nd shift. The supervisors created some busy work for the employees, between trucks. Jason was sweeping a long aisle in the warehouse. Suddenly, he hears, “Hey dude.” It startled him, so he began looking around to see where the voice came from. He looked up to find his co-worker napping on the 3rd level of the rack shelves. Jason climbed up to find and entire sleeping space the guy had created. After assuring his co-worker that they were cool, he climbed back down and just continued sleeping.
There was another role in which Jason knew a co-worker in the office was falling asleep at his desk. Jason would ask him what he was doing and the guy’s head would pop-up and the guy mumbled, “Praying.” It happened often enough that Jason had to eventually dismiss the guy.
In his final sleeping story, Jason describes a small office he worked in, years ago. They had an admin at the front desk. Early one morning, the boss unlocked the main door and walked in. All the lights were out, so she continued back to her own office. When she came back out, the admin guy was sitting at his desk. The bell on the front door hadn’t chimed, but he claimed he’d been there the whole time. The boss knew she’d just walked past the empty desk. The admin finally relented and admitted that he’d been asleep under the desk (from a hangover).
Reasons People Gave for Calling Out of Work
Story 5
Jamie was working her first HR-assistant job out of college. One of her responsibilities was to review the call-out line messages. She tells us about 2 interesting excuses.
The first was from a woman who was calling on behalf of a guy who worked 3rd shift. He wasn’t going to be able to come in, because she was getting ready to have a baby. Then she let out a giant labor pain scream. Jaime still tries to imagine the conversation that must have taken place between the guy and the woman about calling his employer, while she was having contractions. Fortunately, once the man returned to work, he proudly showed off pictures of his new baby.
Work Isn’t the Only Type of Labor that Happens at the Office
Story 6
Jamie tells another story about a woman who actually went into labor at work. While the baby came extremely early, it was a very tense experience, that turned out okay. The work environment required a lot of walking. Surprisingly, the walking induced the birth. Jamie remembers sitting on the bathroom floor with the woman. While this isn’t a funny HR story, unexpected things often happen at work. In this case, you might say, “Life Happens.”
Drug Test Fail
Story 7
Molley was handling mass-recruiting for a large call center. There was a lot of turnover, so it was a constant push to get people scheduled for interviews. She sent an offer to a candidate. Candidates were required to immediately come in for the drug test and fingerprinting. Other employees started approaching the HR office to let them know a woman was in the parking lot offering $100 to anyone who would provide a urine sample she could use for her drug test. They rescinded the offer that day.
In Vino Veritas
Story 8
Jason recounts a story he heard about a company conference. There was a 20-person hot tub at the venue. Alcohol had been consumed at the event. Someone came up with the idea of playing truth or dare in the hot tub. Well, some stories came out. Needless to say, there were some very awkward looks in the room the following day.
Duct Tape Will Fix It
Story 9
Jamie remembers a job she had years ago. There was an individual who was constantly in trouble for pushing the line on what was deemed to be appropriate and inappropriate. He enjoyed wearing t-shirts that had questionable statements on them. While some of them were funny, Jamie knew she would lose authority if she allowed herself to actually laugh at some them.
To remedy the situation, she’d give the guy duct tape to cover the statements considered dress-code violations. Once in a while, he’d look at her and say, “You kind of want to laugh at this, don’t you?” It only made it more difficult for her to maintain her composure. Her only recourse was to double down on why the statement was inappropriate.
No-Call/No-Shows
Story 10
While in college, Jason worked in plant that made electrical motors for refrigerators. It was summer time, but a large order needed to be filled for an appliance manufacturer. They worked 80 hours per week, including weekends. The crew was exhausted. Toward the end of the summer, they were begging for a day off. The company refused, because the project was almost finished.
In a coup, the crew told the others they were going to the lake the next day and would be considered no-call/no-shows. The next day they showed up expecting to get fired. The boss pulled them aside and they worked through the situation, especially given there was only a week left on the project. Viva la Revolution!
More Drug Test Fails
Story 11
Jamie remembers someone who submitted a sample for their drug test. Strangely, it was colorless and odorless sample. This creative individual decide they’d have a better chance if they simply submitted tap water as their sample. Once again, the offer was rescinded.
Story 12
One time, Molley was told by a candidate they’d at a Snoop Dog concert and everyone around her was smoking weed. That must have been why pot was showing up in her test results.
Story 13
Jamie listened as a candidate explained how she’d just broken up with her boyfriend and he must have put cocaine in her drink. Sounds almost plausible, right?
Story 14
Molley had a candidate comment that they’d been at a party and everyone ate some brownies. Shockingly, they must have been laced!
Story 15 (Okay, We’re not Saying this was a Fail)
Molley once worked for a company that was doing random drug tests. She was travelling when she received the call that she’d been selected. Company policy was that you had to take a drug test, at their facility, within 24 hours. She wasn’t schedule to return from her Texas business trip until several days later. They ended up letting her take a test in Texas, but later decided she had to take another one, once she arrived home.
Secret Codes and Scenarios
Story 16
Jamie pulled this on from Reddit. The person worked in a small IT and web-design company. The team discovered the 2048 game and everyone started playing it. The competitive group began listing their high scores and initials on the glass door, in the office. When others saw the scores and initials, the group would make up stories about what the “codes” meant. Interestingly, Jamie knows of HR professionals who’ve used the 2048 game references during interviews with candidates.
Story 17
Molley was asked if she saw herself as either an apple or an orange, during an interview. She stated she didn’t like either, but did prefer to view herself as a banana. It completely threw the interviewer off her game. Molley knew it would only go downhill from there.
Story 18
In college, Molley interviewed for a part-time job in a law office. The male attorney has if she anticipated needing an extended time off, in the near future. She said not, while adding that she had school, but the entire purpose of the question flew completely over her head. He was actually trying to ask about pregnancy.
Story 19
Jason asked a job candidate where she saw herself in 5 years. She had the confidence to respond she’d be the president of the company, not realizing that was Jason’s actual role.
Remember to submit your funny HR story to the WTF Team. You can DM us on social media or contact us via the website. We’ll keep it anonymous, if we read it during an upcoming file. We hope to hear some good stories! Rest assured, there’s not much we haven’t seen.
Before We Leave
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That’s where we’ll leave the conversation for today. Before we close the file, we invite you to reach out to us with questions, suggestions or other comments. We’d love to hear from you.
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· Jason Heflin – www.CrowdSouth.com
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