Deliver The Profile Episode 320: The F*** Bunker
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Deliver The Profile takes on the apocalypse in "The Bunker", wherein somebody's kidnapping women based on the...proximity to the doomsday clock? That can't be right. Yet it is, and it results in one of the dumbest episodes ever, with some of the dumbest dialogue ever. Wait for it and you'll know.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 319: The Witless
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Jazz is back in the saddle to discuss "The Witness", a Season 11 'winner' in which a guy unleashes a sarin gas attack on a Los Angeles bus and framing someone for it. He almost gets away with it too. Listen to Ronnie and Jazz tear apart Criminal Minds' attempt at homaging Arlington Road same DTP time, same DTP channel.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 318: Zero Worship (with Daniel Daughhetee)
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Daniel Daughhetee takeover fortnight concludes with a look at "Hero Worship", a bomb of a bombing episode that sees a man rescue a pregnant woman from sheer doom and then face a bombing of his own. Who is this man, and what does a dead troop living room shrine have to do with anything? All this and the Thrawnderdome banter you've grown to know and love.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 317: Reincarnation Celebration (with Daniel Daughhetee)
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Daniel appears on DTP for the 8th (!) time as we discuss "Perennials", a Season 8 episode of the show broadly about a guy killing people reborn into other people. Yes, reincarnation. How long before the BAU tracks down ghosts and goblins? Well, Ghost Whisperer's Jennifer Love Hewitt DOES enter in Season 10...
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Deliver The Profile Episode 316: Hotch Is Single Again, Ladies
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In "Amelia Porter", a bunch of dumb shit happens and the Criminal Minds crew loosely adapts the real life horrific crimes of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Poorly, of course. More importantly, though, Hotch cut those strings loose and is now a swinging bachelor, ready to get down and fuck. All because Beth's actress was gonna be on Prodigal Son or something.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 315: LDSK Until Graduation
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What do you get when you combine the JFK assassination, a guy getting Todd Mulcahy'd and memory palaces? You get "Final Shot", a Season 9 Criminal Minds that is pretty bad even by Criminal Minds standards.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 314: Gary Sinise Country Returns
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Beyond Borders time. In "Lost Souls" come for the reductive trip to Tanzania by way of Los Angeles, stay for the cartoon animals. Ronnie is dosed on Valium so don't expect the highest energy performance. What do you expect, it's a show too racist for the Trump Administration.
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Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: Kraven the Hunter
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The promised Kraven the Hunter podcast is finally here, as Ronnie and Jazz provide an epitaph for the Sony Spider-Man Minus Spider-Man Cinematic Universe in what may be its worst installment yet.
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Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: Sonic The Hedgehog 3
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Ronnie and Jazz discuss the smash box office hit Sonic the Hedgehog 3, featuring Keanu Reeves as Shadow the Hedgehog and Jim Carrey as multiple Robotniks.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 311: Oz Sure Was A Great Show
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The boys discuss Season 10's "Lockdown" and mostly talk about how much they miss Oz.
info_outlineRonnie and Jazz discuss the penultimate episode of Season 17, "Stars and Stripes", the new Crow movie (which bombed so badly it's already out of theatres by the time this description is being written), Glover and more. "Stars and Stripes" introduces new villains such as "pedophile mercenary" and "black girl who's shot in the head almost immediately". It's almost over.