Failure To Launch
A tie-in cartoon for a videogame that flopped. Obviously includes Tim Curry.
info_outline 507 - Bermuda TriangleFailure To Launch
A family's boat trip ends when they wash up on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, but don't worry, it's aggressively All Good.
info_outline 506 - Suburban BeatFailure To Launch
80's housewives team up to crack an incredibly inappropriate case, but tbf the cops are shit.
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Old friends Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs follow Ferris down a centrist musical rabbit hole.
info_outline 504 - Madame SinFailure To Launch
Robert Wagner (Dr. Evil's Number 2) as a cut rate Bond goes up against Bette Davis (her own eyes) as a full-blown Bond villain.
info_outline 503 - The OwlFailure To Launch
Growly, 80s-style vigilante justice dispensed by a flying-animal-themed anti-hero. Hero is more homeless than usual.
info_outline 502 - SniffFailure To Launch
That reporter from Batman '89 has a crimefighting dog and a live-in Dad. Solves crime?
info_outline 501 - InfiltratorFailure To Launch
Scott Bakula has another run in with a space probe, but this time, it's personal. Because it's inside him.
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Scott Bakula is exposed to Space Gas and cannot die. He finds this extremely inconvenient.
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It’s the Three Musketeers, but set in modern day (August 2000) America! How does that work? We still don’t know.
info_outlineThis Failure to Launch covers The Owl, a trapped-between-eras vigilante hero who is both an 80s style down-and-dirty street justice thug and, in 90s style, named for a dumb bird.
When The Owl comes up against rapping drug dealer Cool Ice (he has a henchman with a boombox on standby), no amount of carbombed daughters or late city busses can stop him getting shot repeatedly for justice. A quick lie down might be good though. Or a shower. Goddamn this guy really needs a shower.
Reviewers: James Ferris, David Shaw, Alex Malone
Soundboard: Andrew Cherry