508 - Defenders of Dynatron City
Failure To Launch
A tie-in cartoon for a videogame that flopped. Obviously includes Tim Curry.
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507 - Bermuda Triangle
Failure To Launch
A family's boat trip ends when they wash up on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, but don't worry, it's aggressively All Good.
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506 - Suburban Beat
Failure To Launch
80's housewives team up to crack an incredibly inappropriate case, but tbf the cops are shit.
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505 - Creating Rem Lazar
Failure To Launch
Old friends Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs follow Ferris down a centrist musical rabbit hole.
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504 - Madame Sin
Failure To Launch
Robert Wagner (Dr. Evil's Number 2) as a cut rate Bond goes up against Bette Davis (her own eyes) as a full-blown Bond villain.
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503 - The Owl
Failure To Launch
Growly, 80s-style vigilante justice dispensed by a flying-animal-themed anti-hero. Hero is more homeless than usual.
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502 - Sniff
Failure To Launch
That reporter from Batman '89 has a crimefighting dog and a live-in Dad. Solves crime?
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501 - Infiltrator
Failure To Launch
Scott Bakula has another run in with a space probe, but this time, it's personal. Because it's inside him.
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432 - I-Man
Failure To Launch
Scott Bakula is exposed to Space Gas and cannot die. He finds this extremely inconvenient.
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431 - M3K
Failure To Launch
It’s the Three Musketeers, but set in modern day (August 2000) America! How does that work? We still don’t know.
info_outlineWouldn't you know it, John doesn't spend enough time with his family! But that's ok, they're going on a long cruise, just the four of them. But oh no! The boat sank, they're drowning!
But that's ok, they washed up on an island, with people and everything! The people tell them they've been there for decades and you can never leave, but that's ok! The beach is nice! Also one of the kids needs insulin and is running out, but that's ok! There's magic dolphins! That's ok! That's ok! That's ok That's ok That's okthat'sokthatsokthatsokthatsokthatsokthatsokthatsokthatsokthatsok
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Reviewers: James Ferris, David Shaw, Alex Malone
Soundboard: Andrew Cherry