Failure To Launch
A tie-in cartoon for a videogame that flopped. Obviously includes Tim Curry.
info_outline 507 - Bermuda TriangleFailure To Launch
A family's boat trip ends when they wash up on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, but don't worry, it's aggressively All Good.
info_outline 506 - Suburban BeatFailure To Launch
80's housewives team up to crack an incredibly inappropriate case, but tbf the cops are shit.
info_outline 505 - Creating Rem LazarFailure To Launch
Old friends Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs follow Ferris down a centrist musical rabbit hole.
info_outline 504 - Madame SinFailure To Launch
Robert Wagner (Dr. Evil's Number 2) as a cut rate Bond goes up against Bette Davis (her own eyes) as a full-blown Bond villain.
info_outline 503 - The OwlFailure To Launch
Growly, 80s-style vigilante justice dispensed by a flying-animal-themed anti-hero. Hero is more homeless than usual.
info_outline 502 - SniffFailure To Launch
That reporter from Batman '89 has a crimefighting dog and a live-in Dad. Solves crime?
info_outline 501 - InfiltratorFailure To Launch
Scott Bakula has another run in with a space probe, but this time, it's personal. Because it's inside him.
info_outline 432 - I-ManFailure To Launch
Scott Bakula is exposed to Space Gas and cannot die. He finds this extremely inconvenient.
info_outline 431 - M3KFailure To Launch
It’s the Three Musketeers, but set in modern day (August 2000) America! How does that work? We still don’t know.
info_outlineOur first Failure to Launch for 2020 is the super-1985 Suburban Beat, the story of 4 suburban housewives thrown together by circumstance (they wanted to) to solve the murder of their friend.
I say friend, but to be honest they're kinda glib about the whole thing. This quickly changes, however, as the details of the murder become more and more serious, forcing them to come face to face with the dark underbelly of Middle America-
I lied. They stay just as glib, but the rest of that stuff happens.
Reviewers: James Ferris, David Shaw, Lisa Dibb, Alex Malone
Soundboard: Andrew Cherry