508 - Defenders of Dynatron City
Failure To Launch
A tie-in cartoon for a videogame that flopped. Obviously includes Tim Curry.
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507 - Bermuda Triangle
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A family's boat trip ends when they wash up on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, but don't worry, it's aggressively All Good.
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506 - Suburban Beat
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80's housewives team up to crack an incredibly inappropriate case, but tbf the cops are shit.
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505 - Creating Rem Lazar
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Old friends Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs follow Ferris down a centrist musical rabbit hole.
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504 - Madame Sin
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Robert Wagner (Dr. Evil's Number 2) as a cut rate Bond goes up against Bette Davis (her own eyes) as a full-blown Bond villain.
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503 - The Owl
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Growly, 80s-style vigilante justice dispensed by a flying-animal-themed anti-hero. Hero is more homeless than usual.
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502 - Sniff
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That reporter from Batman '89 has a crimefighting dog and a live-in Dad. Solves crime?
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501 - Infiltrator
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Scott Bakula has another run in with a space probe, but this time, it's personal. Because it's inside him.
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432 - I-Man
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Scott Bakula is exposed to Space Gas and cannot die. He finds this extremely inconvenient.
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431 - M3K
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It’s the Three Musketeers, but set in modern day (August 2000) America! How does that work? We still don’t know.
info_outlineThis week on FAILURE TO LAUNCH we trash GARBAGE PAIL KIDS, starring the voices of Tara Strong (Powerpuff Girls, Fairly Odd Parents, My Little Pony) Cree Summer (Inspector Gadget, Tiny Toons) and Alyson Court (X-Men, Beetlejuice).
Based on the popular trading cards of the 80s that were in turn a parody of the popular dolls "The Cabbage Patch Kids", Garbage Pail kids is a confusing fun mess.
The toys of the world are mysteriously going haywire and it's up to five garbage children and a hot dog to solve the mystery! But don't worry about that because the show starts with a UFO movie parody!
Giant ants invade the city! Overpriced toys! The Garbage Messiah! Adults hiding in bushes! Self Harm! A dirty old mattress factory! Slime! Men made of fingers and a security guard who has seen some shit! Shit you push down. Shit that never really leaves you. I need a drink.
And you will too!
So stick around and listen to what may be the strangest episode ever of Failure to Launch.