Failure To Launch
A tie-in cartoon for a videogame that flopped. Obviously includes Tim Curry.
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A family's boat trip ends when they wash up on an island in the Bermuda Triangle, but don't worry, it's aggressively All Good.
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80's housewives team up to crack an incredibly inappropriate case, but tbf the cops are shit.
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Old friends Michael Williams and Sarah Baggs follow Ferris down a centrist musical rabbit hole.
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Robert Wagner (Dr. Evil's Number 2) as a cut rate Bond goes up against Bette Davis (her own eyes) as a full-blown Bond villain.
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Growly, 80s-style vigilante justice dispensed by a flying-animal-themed anti-hero. Hero is more homeless than usual.
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That reporter from Batman '89 has a crimefighting dog and a live-in Dad. Solves crime?
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Scott Bakula has another run in with a space probe, but this time, it's personal. Because it's inside him.
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Scott Bakula is exposed to Space Gas and cannot die. He finds this extremely inconvenient.
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It’s the Three Musketeers, but set in modern day (August 2000) America! How does that work? We still don’t know.
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In this version, Hotshot Reporter JACK MAN and two other people we don't care about because their names aren't JACK MAN team up to fight some sort of... possessey, flying, snakey... thing? Also it has human helpers, maybe? Dunno, there's a fair bit going on.
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Reviewers: James Ferris, Harry Brimage, Martin Dunlop
Soundboard: Andrew Cherry
*Cherry fucked up the releases and he's very sorry.