Venting Spleen
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Turi hates being diplomatic. Marci hates spelling errors in major news sites and papers. We hate a lot of meaningless stuff. Sometimes you just have to vent a little spleen…Get off my lawn!
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In Sickness and in Health
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When your whole household is down with an ugly virus, you learn some interesting things about people’s digestions. When DO you need a stair lift? An infomercial with a potentially deadly price. The P-Diddy trial. What not to eat off the ground.
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So What if You Hate It?
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
“What kind of people need to pay full price for things?” We are flummoxed. as The Rolling Stones almost sang: You can’t always get [the price] you want. Also why would a person with a boring job but no obligations be afraid to try something s/he might like? Sleeping on the couch.
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Scare Your Kids With Art
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When you inherit something ugly. Decorating for the fear factor: that thing you hung up in your kids’ room thinking it was “cheerful”. Bathroom art. Shaving…and when to skip it. The Chippendale Dancers and one revolting photo session.
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It Was an Accident
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Monsoon season hits, also known as the festival of mud. Mud and Jello wrestling—gone but not forgotten. Why green M&M’s are like broccoli. The meanest mom. You have to pay.
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Having Elon Musk's Baby
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
What, exactly, would you need (other than the geneticly provided equipment) to make you, or someone you know, willing to have Elon's baby? Genetic advantages. The worship of sleep.
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Almost All About Peeing
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
After a relatively benign first two minutes, we descend into tastelessness, and discuss peeing. Outdoors. Indoors. Do not eat within an hour of listening to this installment of the podcast.
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Eat This and Die
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Why people eat things that will kill them (Turi has a tempting moment). A level of hell: calling a tow truck that never comes. What is your dashboard trying to tell you?
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Accidental Pregnancy Pt 2 (That's Not How It Happened)
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
For years, Turi has given the wrong story about Marci’s pregnancy. Here’s the wrong story. Why it’s a bad idea to bring certain people to a wedding. The fantasy of becoming a parent. Marci explains why grandchildren are different. The first Haboob (that’s a dust storm, but haboob sounds better). Marci’s very strange adaptive cookware. Changing the channel can be a hazard to your health.
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Accidentally Pregnant (Part 1)
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The Marauding Cattle of Marci Persky Road. Who stole the cattle guard [hint: meth involved]? When your addict friend has a deeply held paranoid theory, or, how to put a meth addict to work. When family planning goes awry.
info_outlineWhy can’t Turi get more than one thing done in a day? We examine the obstacles. Marci has a lot to say about poop. Complaining will shorten your life. For some people, that’s just fine. Simple costs more, until it's obsolete. Elvis’ gold lamé arm.