Celebrity Breasts
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
No peace, no quiet, no recording. Neither Marci nor Turi is especially nice at Christmas, except when working the Polar Express. Turi speaks ill of the dead. Celebrity sightings, boobs and all. Sympathy for the chronically late.
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What That Part Looks Like
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s dog is sexist. Turi’s foster dog is oversexed. Someone who has a body part should be able to identify that part. A chatbot could do a better job of convincing you...of anything. Trivial (or lazy?) Amazon deliveries. How pets learn to eat disgusting things.
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Blow Dried Breasts
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Pets will change your wardrobe. Training day for puppies. Bathroom rituals you would rather not know about. Subtle grooming hints. Parts of your body that need extra attention these days.
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Anxiety on the Polar Express
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Turi has an anxiety attack watching a children’s movie. Marci cannot reassure her. She also has to think of ways to indicate the word “Santa” to parents, and she’s running out of polite phrases. And if you live in Arizona, watch out for the people who think they’re in Indiana.
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The Holiday Party
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The dangers of the cone of shame. When you’re the one helping, you get to do it your way. Home repair and a heaping pile of profanity. The podcast apology. The holiday office party...who’s going, who’s hiding.
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DumbAss is a Fine Name
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
The just-neutered Jerry Dingus Garcia slips a collar, and Marci skids out of control. The song of the difficult pet owner: “But I LOOOVE HIM”. How to know when your spouse has had enough, part 1.
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Edibles
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Jerry Dingus Garcia the possible wolfhound is finally….neutered. Are dog drugs the same as people drugs? The life of a shower chair. That chocolate bar seems to be having some unanticipated effects. The stash in the ceiling.
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Rude Public Pajamas Part 2
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Insight into the body parts that are in sight on the Polar Express in Williams, Arizona. Fact: they are not pretty. Here, have some hand sanitizer. When things are so ugly they are cute, and when they stay ugly.
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Rude Public Pajamas, Part 1
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci received a challenge from “Steve in India.” The hospital menu you can’t order. The Polar Express is running, and Marci has to stare at a few things she’d rather not see.
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Your Dating Talk for Teens
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When you tried to share your sex and relationship wisdom with your offspring (or your parents tried with you) how did that go? We compare notes.
info_outlineNot enough pajamas. Top 3 arguments in Turi’s marriage…turn out to all be the same. Fighting in the language of kindergarten. Marci knows nothing about being a mother—according to someone who has been doing it for six whole months. A hole in your house.