Ep. 95 - Remembering Pat Finn
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Pat Finn is a well-known actor, comedian, and writer with over 25 years of experience in the entertainment industry. He's appeared in numerous TV shows and movies, including The Middle, Seinfeld, “It’s Complicated,” and the “I Am Chris Farley” documentary. He has an almost endless list of professional accomplishments, and I wanted him on the show because he’s also a husband, father, and regular guy who really seems to “get” the whole jewelry thing. Here is Pat's IMDB link: We’re going to discuss his own experience of buying an engagement ring, how he was clueless...
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Ep. 94 - Get the Ring Right: Budget, Stones and Why Every Guy Needs a Good Jeweler
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You survived the first round—now it’s time for the next level of buying her a ring. In Part II, Andy and Carter Eve dive into the stuff most guys never ask: setting a real budget (without three-months-salary BS), the truth about lab-grown vs. natural diamonds, and why having a trusted jeweler is your secret weapon. What You’ll Learn in This Episode: How to set a budget you won’t regret (and why it’s nobody’s business but yours) The pros and cons of lab-grown vs. natural diamonds—what actually matters, and what’s just hype How to redesign family rings without losing the...
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Ep. 93 - The #1 Mistake Guys Make Buying Her a Ring (And How to Avoid It)
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Ever feel like buying an engagement ring is a minefield? You’re not alone. In this episode, Andy talks with Carter—a custom jeweler who’s helped hundreds of guys get it right—about the biggest mistakes men make, how to actually get her the ring she wants, and why the “surprise” isn’t what you think it is. What You’ll Learn in This Episode: The #1 mistake guys make when buying a ring—and how to avoid it Why just “surprising her” is mostly dead (and what actually works now) How to figure out her style (even if she sends you a million new ideas after you buy) The...
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Ep. 92 - Part II: The Truth About Natural Diamonds: Beauty, Character & Meaning
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Ever wonder how a diamond actually gets from deep in the earth… to a jeweler’s case… to her hand? Part II of Andy’s conversation with Ari Jain from House of Diamonds uncovers the real, behind-the-scenes process of how natural diamonds are mined, cut, graded, and selected — long before a consumer ever sees them. If you’ve ever held a diamond and thought, “Why does this tiny thing cost so much?” This episode gives you an honest, insider explanation. Ari’s eight-generation lineage, starting in Jaipur’s royal courts, brings a rare perspective on craftsmanship,...
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Ep. 91 - Natural Diamonds: Nature's Greatest Masterpiece with Ari Jain
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Thinking about buying an engagement ring — or trying to decide between a natural diamond and a lab-grown diamond? This episode cuts through all the noise, hype, and half-truths in the diamond world. Part I of Andy's conversation with Ari from House of Diamonds (an eight-generation diamond expert with roots in Jaipur's royal gemstone trade) dives into the emotional, spiritual, and practical realities of buying a natural diamond — from the meaning behind natural stones to why warmer colors are making a comeback. If you're a guy trying to buy the right stone for the woman you...
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Ep. 90 - How to Buy Your First Luxury Watch Without Getting Scammed
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Thinking about buying your first real watch? Here's what the dealers won't tell you about ghost listings, fake prices, and why that "deal" you found online doesn't actually exist. Part II of Andy's conversation with Christian Bruhn from The Art of Time dives into the messy reality of buying luxury watches in 2025 — where online listings lie, auction prices mislead, and first-time buyers get burned by doing their own "research." What You'll Learn in This Episode: Ghost listings exposed: Why that Rolex Daytona you found online for $8K cheaper probably doesn't exist (and what luxury...
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Ep. 89 - The Art of Time: How to Buy a Real Watch with Christian Bruhn
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When a guy decides he wants a real watch — something with meaning, quality, and story — he walks straight into a jungle of hype, counterfeits, and confusion. In this two-part conversation, Andy Koehn talks with Christian Bruhn, founder of The Art of Time and former member of the 75th Ranger Regiment, about the world of luxury watches, collecting with intention, and buying your first Rolex or high-end timepiece the right way. They cover everything from building trust in a world full of fakes to spotting real value, avoiding ghost listings, and understanding what makes a watch worth...
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Diamonds As Bad Investments
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Episode Overview Andy takes on the YouTube critics and industry cynics head-on, delivering a family legacy perspective on why dismissing diamonds as "bad investments" completely misses the fucking point. From his grandfather's 1919 start in the business to today's lab-grown revolution, this episode cuts through the financial advisor bullshit to reveal what diamonds are really worth. Key Takeaways The Investment Reality Check: Not once has Andy heard someone say "I'd like your finest appreciating asset, please" Diamonds end up on fingers of teachers, truck drivers, accountants - people marking...
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The Four C's (Part 2)-Clarity and Carat Weight
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Chapter 2: The Four C's (Part 2) Episode Overview Andy finishes the Four C's conversation with Clarity and Carat Weight, delivers his legendary Diamond-to-Steak conversion chart, and cuts through the industry's microscopic bullshit to give you what actually matters when you're standing in that jewelry store. Key Takeaways The Clarity Reality Check: She doesn't need a flawless diamond unless she specifically asked for one - she just wants it to look that way Clarity grades are determined by gemologists with microscopes, not naked eyes in natural lighting The difference between...
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The Four C's (Part 1)
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Episode Overview Andy breaks down the diamond industry's "sacred scripture" - the Four C's - but cuts through the BS to give you what you actually need to know. This is part one of a two-part deep dive into diamond grading, focusing on Cut and Color. Key Takeaways The Bottom Line on Diamond Education: You'll spend roughly 2 hours of your entire life discussing the Four C's Don't overthink it - learn enough to have an intelligent conversation with a pro Find someone you trust to guide you through the rest Why the Four C's Exist: Created by GIA in the 1940s to standardize diamond grading...
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Episode Overview
Andy finishes the Four C's conversation with Clarity and Carat Weight, delivers his legendary Diamond-to-Steak conversion chart, and cuts through the industry's microscopic bullshit to give you what actually matters when you're standing in that jewelry store.
Key Takeaways
The Clarity Reality Check:
- She doesn't need a flawless diamond unless she specifically asked for one - she just wants it to look that way
- Clarity grades are determined by gemologists with microscopes, not naked eyes in natural lighting
- The difference between technically flawless and "looks flawless" can save you thousands
- 99% of diamond inclusions are invisible without specialized equipment
- Focus on VS2-SI1 for best value - they look identical to higher grades but cost significantly less
Carat Weight - Size vs. Reality:
- One carat = 0.2 grams = about one Skittle (finally, a measurement that makes sense)
- Carat measures weight, not size - two diamonds can weigh the same but look completely different
- Diamond cutters face a constant battle: preserve weight (money) vs. create ideal proportions (beauty)
- The real artists sacrifice weight for performance every time
The Money-Saving Secret:
- Diamonds jump in price at half and whole carat marks
- A 0.9 carat might cost 20% less than a 1.0 carat of identical quality
- Nobody can spot the difference with the naked eye
- Buy just under those magic thresholds: 0.9 instead of 1.0, 1.4 instead of 1.5
The Quick Decision Guide:
- Cut Grade: Excellent/Ideal worth every penny, Very Good is the sweet spot, Good or lower proceed with caution
- Color: G-H is the sweet spot, I-J smart value, D-F if you have the budget and appreciate the difference
- Clarity: VS2-SI1 best value, SI2 can work if inspected, Flawless-VVS for bragging rights
The Diamond-to-Steak Conversion Chart:
- Cut = Chef's Skill: Best beef poorly cooked is a travesty, average beef perfectly cooked is a religious experience
- Color & Clarity = Grade of Beef: Prime costs more than choice, you're paying for rarity within rarity
- Carat Weight = Portion Size: An 8-ounce filet costs more than a 6-ounce of the same quality
Memorable Quote
"A good diamond will be good forever. A bad diamond will be bad forever." - Andy's reminder that this decision has permanent consequences.
What's Next
The "investment value" of diamonds - and dear Lord, they've got it so wrong.
Contact Andy
Email: andy@buylikeaguy.com For personal jewelry and diamond consultation
About the Book
"The Inappropriate Guide to Buying An Engagement Ring" is available on Amazon. Andy is creating an audio version while keeping the podcast going by reading chapters on the show.
Warning: Contains raw language, unfiltered advice, and the kind of talk you'd get from your most honest friend after a few drinks.
Next Episode
Chapter 3 coming soon - more straight talk and war stories from the jewelry trenches.
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Show notes compiled from episode transcript