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hello geeks and welcome to another little mini episode of smack my pitch up mashups and uh here with me as always is
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tandy i'm the butter for the potatoes because they're mash-ups
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wow i'll be upset if i wasn't more jealous than upset about the fact that you came
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up with that joke before i did so i'm here to make the people happy and
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food makes us all happy and if you are listening and have listened before then you are partial to dad jokes because no
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one's going to hate dad jokes and listen to this this show more than once uh let's be fair here
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but for those i'm familiar with to be fair we'll never tell you how old we actually are so uh yeah yeah just it's
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okay just rest assured it's okay it is fine we are of the age bracket that this is acceptable
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and uh for those unfamiliar with this version of the short episodes of smackdown pitch up it is a
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relatively new experiment we're doing is taking the match up from the main episode and giving it time to really
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breathe a little bit more so we're going to be mashing up uh the latest episode
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with uh other properties to see what might stick what doesn't and last
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episode we talked about the warriors the uh we are the warriors yeah it is a
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uh i guess the grittier not really american cousin to a
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clockwork orange is a little bit uh the 70s or west side story sure yeah
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yeah i'm just picturing and that's the first matchup that i thought of with this is that there's this alternate world like everything's everything's
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multiverse right now in in pop culture so there's a multiverse where it's the
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clockwork orange world and the warriors world and they're part of the same world it's just
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different cultures uh version of the yeah well you know a world ruled by
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gangs you could actually do that because both of them are not quite right like the gangs seem to be way more powerful
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entities than they actually should be so yeah that that does kind of work i'm like significantly and i'm used to this
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in action movies i really am like the number of fast and furious movies where i'm like this is a whole city and you have like three cops is kind of
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ridiculous um or all the cops show up together at the same time there isn't
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there's one or the other you have like maybe no cops or one cop or 300 cop cars there's no in between
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yeah but yeah with the warriors the situations where you get the 300 cop cars of the movies where the cops are
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intentionally like uh they're not good at being cops so you just just strengthen numbers just
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the the blues brothers all incompetent yeah just all the cops following the car like did
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none of the cops think to like maybe drive ahead like stop them
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ahead of time no okay cool they're all in like the the the banana in your tailpipe squad they're just
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they're all just like eddie axel foley's foiled all of them at the same time
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well i did like in clockwork orange where there's the moment where his former droogs are now police officers
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and they're like yeah it's basically the same thing and uh there's a nice little jab at authority but it's also kind of true in
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in the circumstances of that film and well life but there wasn't that same conversation happening in the warriors
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but you could see that i would love to have a moment where like alec and his and his droogies go on vacation to like
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rockaway beach or something and they end up running into the warriors or all the baseball furies or
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all the different warrior gangs uh would be pretty asking
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immediately what neighborhood they're from because they're wearing their drew costumes exactly and their cod piece in pajamas
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or whatever they start talking in that like fantasy cockney or whatever they're doing from uh clockwork orange and the
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other gangs from new york are like what the [ __ ] are you talking about a little early i leaned out then the
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milk bars and the warriors are like i i don't know what
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you're i thought i'd spoke english but our gangs are 60 000 strong and we have
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one gun between us somebody go get the gun somebody get the one get one gun
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[Laughter] uh yeah i want to see that version of west side story and warriors versus
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droogs uh one gun story which actually does i guess technically fit
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in website story no they used a knife what was it a gun i don't remember doesn't matter anyway i think i believe
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that there was so i haven't seen west side story in a long time i didn't see the new one
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but uh when the lead murders that dude that was that a gun or did they have a knife fight
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i think body shots no i think he there was a gun involved but that's not what was used to to shoot them at the uh
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in the warehouse fight scene or whatever i think that was a knife the gun was used later gotcha to shoot
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to shoot dude that yeah the main dude the main you know the maria was like
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i wanna i wanna do this i wanna do this guy yeah you know so i do wanna see west
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side story but only because it's a spielberg film i don't like musicals that much and i just otherwise i have no
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interest in seeing that movie uh i saw it i and i do like musicals not all but yeah i
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do have an appreciation for them uh this movie a west side story didn't really need to be made it's
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beautiful it's a very beautiful movie it's choreographed incredibly well uh the colors are vibrant the
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choreography is incredible looks great um costuming is good singing's fine you
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know like everything's good but there's nothing about it that like needed to be made like the old movie's
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fine you don't it's it's not it's not uh breaking any new ground no it just has a little bit of
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that uh cinematic uh spielberg pixie dust on it um that it's just
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beautifully shot looks great but it's not so much of an improvement it needed to be done
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how's ansel elgort he seemed like a weird choice to me i had no idea that he
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could sing and apparently uh yeah he can he can sing very well he's
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uh he's he did a great job i feel like that's part of your formal acting training um you know not as many
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actors in the modern time have formal acting training but if you get it i feel like you know being able to sing
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uh passively at least is part of it because that happens all the time where you get an actor actress that's in a
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movie where they have a singing part and they've been in film for 20 years and not sung and then suddenly they come out
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and have to sing apart okay cool rosario dawson did that with rent uh russell
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crowe didn't do that also the studio can get anybody a vocal coach true it's like it's like getting it's like getting beef
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nasty for your role you're like uh you're a skinny dude the studio can hire anybody to make you
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you know shredded so they can definitely hire somebody to make you a passable singer so what was
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russell crowe's excuse in les miserables because he was terrible
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in that it was bad his ego told him he didn't need a vocal coach yeah probably he's
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like it'd be more gritty it'd be more gritty if i sounded like this right
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and i think it was ryan reynolds one some likable actor that mentioned
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about getting ripped for a role he's like yeah the trick is be rich like it's not this isn't a
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complicated thing like you have rob mcinney or uh the the dude from it's
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always something oh that's right yeah that's who he said yeah that he said yeah it's not complicated you get a personal trainer that like pushes you
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and you like have no say in the matter and then you'll get ripped yeah yeah and
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there's no pleasure and spend all your time dedicated to the thing yeah yeah and then ta-da yeah it's not complicated
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the rest of us are trying to have like a life and enjoy i don't know food and you know worldly delights
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no because we're all going to die eventually anyway you might as well have fun on the way yeah absolutely i guess
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uh yeah i'm not going to be i guess fun is something actually famous in any way shape or form at any point in my life i
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don't think so i might as well enjoy this cheeseburger you know that's
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yeah well you never know but you know there's no there's no restrictions on being famous you can be famous
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and be in any shape or look like anything so that's not the biggest concern there i'm
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i'm in the uh but uh today's just the uh jack black camp of
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lovable chubby bearded man vibe that's uh that's what i'm going for
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yeah but when you're rich you can get ripped at any time that's true that's true and it'll be that like chris pratt
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moment of like he used to be chubby and now he's not oh my god
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[Laughter] with some people going oh that's that's a horrible betrayal yep can you can you just wear the fat
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thor outfit or i i love yeah there's a little bit of blow back for thor losing weight but to
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the credit of the movie even from the trailer it shows that they are actually showing him working off the weight it's
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not like that magic transformation off-screen thing um so that's that's appreciated the only
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time that i can remember that the showing the working out didn't go over well was in the series battlestar
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galactica uh but that's because the gateway game was like nonsense like it didn't it was
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for no reason it was a very weird choice that they were like about the modern one the modern one yeah
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i don't know if you've seen that or not i haven't seen any of it i know that edward james almost is on it and that is
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all that i have for the modern battle star galactica if if you had about 200 other things to it then you got the
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basic just to the show but yeah no edward james almost is amazing in it he's incredible this doesn't spoil
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anything apollo who's his son uh just gets fat at one point he's like i guess
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i'm gonna get fat and so his character just gets fat and he's wearing a terrible fat suit and then i don't know
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where they were planning on going with it but i guess it just wasn't go selling very well so like the beginning of the next is it like is it part of the
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narrative or just something that you don't like what happens to people kind of but yeah but it's more of like you know that he's
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he's losing focus or whatever i don't know that kind of thing like it's not really necessary at all like they could have
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portrayed that in so many other ways besides a really bad fat suit um but then it just shows him like to get
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married and have kids or something or uh not quite but there was a little family space pilot now
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he was depressed because he wasn't with the one he actually wanted to be with or something and there was no they weren't
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fighting robots at the moment so he's like i don't know what to do with my time i guess i'll eat sandwiches and then he just gained a bunch of
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weight and then the season happens beginning of the next season he it starts with him being like
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somebody handing him a jump rope and be like get your [ __ ] together man he's like okay and then shows him jumping rope and then it's like three months
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later and it's him like without the fat suit on just like putting his jumper like cool after three months of jump
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roping i'm back to my regular yeah regular look of not being fat it
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was a great choice it was great uh great cinema there
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wasn't uh confusing and bewildering at all so so back to the uh the the mashups
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because you're you're the the west side story mashup uh got me thinking about something i
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don't want to lose focus on that sure sure which is um the warriors
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and not too far moved time-wise uh the gang from the community center uh of
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breaking and breaking too so turbo and ozone and the gang yes and so new york has transitioned into
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breakdance fighting and the warriors are trying to transition into this new way of being in new york city trying to find their
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footing but then somebody kills their new leader but not literally they just do like a
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michael jackson spin and like a sick moonwalk and totally destroys leaders
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rep in the community and the lawyers have to train to get good enough at break dancing to win the day
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who trains them turbo and ozone breaking three the warriors that's incredible i
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would watch the [ __ ] out of that and i just want that moment where the warriors are like so good that
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uh the opposing side somebody starts breakdancing up the ceiling as expected
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uh and then one of the warriors like oh yeah and then they start go dancing on the ceiling and it's like oh no moment
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like they have like the magic kung fu moment of like no i've learned the five finger death punch as well moment i
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would love that yeah i i just want to i believe in the beat montage and somehow the warriors are saving the
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community center again i just yeah cool into it but because it's a warriors movie somebody has to get stabbed at
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some point it may be the end or yeah yeah somebody right before they're about to like
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do the robot or something they like open their arm up to do the little swingy thing and they get stabbed in the side
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or somebody puts a knife in their hand when they're doing the like tick-tock clock arm thing and then they
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stab themselves on the side it's perfect i love it
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i believe in the and then you get the audible record scratch on the soundtrack as they stab themselves in the beats
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what else was i thinking there's well one of the other mash-ups that we mentioned i think i think we might have mentioned it on
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the show where you mentioned it in the recording it got cut out but uh batman 66. yes because of the henchmen
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mm-hmm because of the other the gotham style uh henchmen with their
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cute little costumes matching outfits would slot nicely into the the warriors
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genre so the warriors road trip into gotham city i do think that was in the final edit but yeah um
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that yeah the warriors becoming part of the batman universe would be pretty incredible um
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maybe they go to gotham city to like try to like be the hit like mr zazz is looking for new henchmen and the
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warriors are like oh we we could hang with mr zazz i like that yeah and they roll up but they're they might
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be a gang it might be a street tufts but they have like a moral center so they're like not down with victor's ass he does
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some stuff a little too too freaky deaky so if victor's house works how about this mr zazz is is like you know what i
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like the cuttier jib warriors and i can take all of you except for ajax because mr zazz is not down with rapists
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everybody can come ajax i think i'm going to cut you up actually
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and the wrestlers are like fair fair enough fair yeah yeah damn so
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even victor says i was like dude there's a line like you
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you yeah what's the the guardians of yelling things like i might be an [ __ ] but i'm not 100 a dick like this
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victor's ass being like nah man like that's just not cool i'm into that i would love to see the wars as a roving
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gang and like anything where there's like other groups to fight like the avengers uh or no more the defenders
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the defenders let's do oh let's do street level um [ __ ] iron fist and uh daredevil
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and uh power man and uh we've got jessica jones and and
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yeah and punisher rolling in and the warriors are like no that's not fair he brought
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many guns like punisher brought too many guns we have knives i don't that was not part of
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the i had this piece of window pane that broke but when i was looking for a weapon i have a pipe he's got an ak-47
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he's got five of them those are his little guns this is not fair
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is he is that about how about the the warriors the warriors show up in the avengers
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movie but it's their own movie but it's it's on the uh the day that the chitauri
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invaded and it's the warriors trying to deal with the chitauri invasion at coney island
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that i make that a whole movie of just like some locals local street tuffs uh that
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are fighting the chatari on the beach would be our tony island imagine just a sequence where like they end up fighting
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and end up falling into like the the tilt-a-whirl or something and they're just fighting with shitara in the
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world or the the [ __ ] or the background the roller coaster goes by and there's like a warrior and a chitauri on the standing up on the
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coaster like stabbing at each other marvel you need to be listening to this show because
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these are clearly dumb ideas but everyone would go see it everyone would
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go see these terrible ideas the plus is that yes marvel needs more because the world is big enough now that
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they can do more stuff about what happens at the street level like agents of shield had some of that
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as far as like what's happening in the background while this other bigger stuff is going on sure yeah yeah but i think
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that would be a lot of fun like um something that they tried to do with uh was that tv show damage control
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like uh vanessa what because damage control is actually
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marvel what's the the the dc version of that oh they had a tv show yeah it was the dc version of it
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had alan titic and vanessa hudgens in it it wasn't damn yeah maybe that is damage control
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but i thought that was marvel but yeah yeah uh yeah and one of them was bruce wayne's cousin but it was about what happens you know
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in the universe outside of what specifically batman is doing or what specifically superman is doing
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and we get to find out what happens to the warriors while batman and superman are doing their thing up in the sky
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and i i love that i don't think it was called uh powerless was the name of the series um
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yeah i'm looking at it now and uh collateral damage is the name of the company
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oh don't nope that's not same concept though but yeah not collateral damage i'm not
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seeing it anyway but yeah the same concept basically is a it was a gag i think on both accounts uh
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i forget which company did it first but they were basically playing off of each other as this like cleanup crew
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that was responsible for like because it makes sense yeah it does make sense i mean costumed heroes do make a big mess
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especially in the boys universe but that's a different uh different topic
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it's a bloody mess it's it's different than uh the the bricks falling and magically not hitting anybody yeah
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exactly uh with the boys i would love to see just the one panel that the warriors would be in
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as just a gag of the comics where right before their heads are exploding exactly they show up and they're in their
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outfits and they're like yo let's rumble and then they're just missing their heads in the next panel with blood splattering
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everywhere and like a train standing there just like filing his nails or something would be
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a treat really yeah and and that could hold true for almost anybody
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any member of the warriors could just even uh even the uh the the the ocean guy
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could do that to the warriors and that would be even more fun the swimmy magoo yes
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what made the warriors so interesting as a series wasn't the fact that they they uh were good
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at fighting um they they were better than a lot of the gangs they ended up running across but just by happening
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they were better than everybody it was ridiculous those fights i'm like this is like what why why are you guys
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so tough in this situation it doesn't it doesn't make sense for you to be tough in these situations and also why did you
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bring tagger dude with you on this on this mission because he's not helping he's not helping and also why are there
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only nine of you when these other street gangs seem to have an unlimited supply of dudes and
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there's nine of you it's like 20 30 dudes coming after you and you're like yeah we're good we're fine
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we're the we're the warriors we're the warriors we like to come out and play we rumble we were taught by arthur
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fonzarelli the best wish that there was a like the crow moment where where the cure is playing and he's putting on his
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face makeup uh i wish there was that moment for the baseball furies where like before they come out
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and like put on their roller skates and get their baseball bats and like are ready to rumble that it's just them like
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maybe put me in coach playing in the background and as they're like no no instead of uh
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like 90s music their background music is kiss yes they're playing some kiss in the background that's that's perfect yes
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some kiss playing in the background is black diamond is blasting from the uh speakers as dude is just like covering
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his face in white makeup getting ready to be up a badass gang member as you do
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um looking like a baseball mime yeah i would i want that i would love it i
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would love it that would be a a load of fun i'm trying to think about like tv mashups because uh
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as i'm remembering i don't remember too many street gang shows or coalitions of of youths
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uh from tv shows in that manner i'd be interested to see a crossover with boardwalk empire i know that's about
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jersey but uh if they're trying to expand their operations to coney some time traveling the warriors yeah yeah
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the warriors were where uh yeah or maybe just like this is decades later that the like
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the children of whoever you know are now in operation are trying to move into
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kony to get into the carnival game and uh and the warriors don't like their
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turf being stepped on or something would be actually i'm thinking about time
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specific stuff now i'm like all caught up i'm thinking like the warriors versus hunter if you don't remember who hunter
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was hunter was basically made for tv dirty harry so fred dreyer was hunter he's the next
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football player they were like i want a dirty hairy style tv show so they got
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fred dryer to play hunter who is basically dirty harry he carries a big ass gun
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he kills people sometimes as tv cops in the 80s did but uh yeah the warriors versus hunter
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the warriors versus all of the uh the the street vigilantes of the 80s so the warriors versus knight rider
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the warriors versus street hawk which is night ride on a motorcycle the warriors versus blue thunder which is knight
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rider in a helicopter yep and an air wolf knight rider in the helicopter gotta do a team as well then
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a team because that's the team yes a team would be [ __ ] except the warriors call the a a-team in for help
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well that's what the switcheroo is is that they come in and they think that they're actually going to be fighting the warriors but then they find out that
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they're on the same side and they work together to take out the real guy who's like a [ __ ] oil baron or some [ __ ]
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that it's like i can't wait to see the mousetrap montage at the end where the
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warriors are helping the a-team put together their their goofy little trap to get the uh the oil barons henchmen
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could be awesome need one moment where one of the warriors is playing with like three glass bottles on his fingers and he's clanking them together just not
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helping and then one of the a team just comes over and just snatches him off his fingers like dude and then uses them as
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i don't know like glass bullets or something i don't know and and then as as b.a barakas walks away
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the warrior does that uh petulant arm cross and look at the side look at him
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oh ain't i a stinker i just want that moment at the
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end when they win is that they look at each other like arms crossed but then they give that like knowing nod like
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okay you pass muster like you guys are you guys are chill at the very end of it man whatever
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happened to terrible montages terrible goofy ass montages they are
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stuff getting done so we could get to the end they went out of style and the montages are some of the best moments in
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a certain generational television for sure you know what the last great montage was
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it was the uh the building of the the the time machine the wrist time machines and end game
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remember when hulk gave like ant-man like tacos and
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the tacos were push up my glasses uh the tacos were when hulk was going on to the milano to
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go to a new oh they were gonna go get thor yep um yeah i'm trying to think
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there was another montage recently that it's probably like fast and furious 10 or something let's build this rocket car
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right let's get this fiat into space [Laughter]
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you see everybody's like doing stuff to help except for tyrese there's montage music in the background
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you can't hear him talking [ __ ] but he's just talking [ __ ] the whole time see i don't i don't even want to talk [ __ ] on tyrese in those movies because like i
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want his gig i want to be the guy that just [ __ ] about everything and doesn't do anything and is ineffective
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throughout all the movies doesn't do anything to help but somehow just keeps getting invited to these little like
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crimes like let's bring the guy that doesn't do anything and just talk [ __ ] the whole time yeah yeah we gotta have him too
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it's great well we feel bad for tyrese just he can come
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it's no fun unless there's somebody bitching so might as well [Laughter]
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because somehow that's supposed to be entertaining i guess or whatever in the meantime you've got ludacris who's like
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a street racer turned like math professor like reed richards yeah i
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turned him into read like like kung fu expert reed richards
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i want to see the warriors in the fast and furious movies just to see what their cars would look like
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what the because part of me thinks it'd be like post-apocalyptic looking but other parts of me think this is gonna be
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closer to like the car in condor man where it's just gonna have fringe everywhere and like orange and brown
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there was a car in condorman yeah he had a condor car yeah he had wow if i
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remember correctly it was like it looked like it was like a truck like a like a big like delivery truck um but no no no
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my friend there was a hidden like [ __ ] porsche or something that had like condor wing
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uh feathers all over it was it was it like the dumb and dumber dog truck
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kind of but like a ferrari and feathers a super underrated uh disney classic
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there condor man so i have never seen condor man all the way through but it was something that
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would play on um like saturday afternoon tvs from time to time so i've seen clips
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from it i i never knew if it was something i should try to catch or not did the premise
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kind of strained even my youthful credulity uh i'd say that it's worth your time if you say have a couple
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friends and maybe a couple beverages or other inebriates available to you then it might be a fun time to uh sit through
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and enjoy uh that's definitely like a beautiful disastrous type of uh vibe there but
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it's not something that you watch so if i have the time would it would i choose condor man or what i want to watch back
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episodes of mighty isis uh i think actually the choice is
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cleopatra 2020 uh if you are familiar at all uh yeah
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cleopatra 2020 i think is from my time though i believe that's a show from like my time of watching television yes yes
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as opposed to like before or so that was uh before like before 90s right yeah that was uh like late 90s that was
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before gina torres joined with the firefly crew she was on cleopatra 2020.
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and uh yeah that's a nice upgrade upgrade for her i think very much uh that that show
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sucked um and then you get to be in the matrix so yeah yeah like a nice
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well i mean when you're married to morpheus uh yeah you he can make that [ __ ] happen so
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[Laughter] um i think he makes stuff happen he does he does
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uh we are at the tail end of our episode here so we did not uh i don't know we laid some some golden
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eggs here for disney i think for some i feel like we did i feel like we did some pretty awesome mashups for
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uh uh if you go back and listen to the episode kids we had some um not really trouble with
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the warriors because it ended up being a really decent episode but it was a lot of work it was to get there a lot of
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consideration went into that one but i think what's worse is that as much work as the
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main episode was uh your idea of incorporating breaking and breaking two into the warriors is like clearly the
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best choice out of everything that we've discussed regarding the warriors and the fact that it was just an aside uh makes
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everything else feel like sad and weak that's where the best stuff comes from
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that's when that's where serendipity comes from yeah i want to see that breakdancing warriors movie but uh if
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